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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464
    #121
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    False, I'm not married (yet, ladies?)

    The person under me knows the Bible has no contradictions
    What? I can't understand what you're asking.

    The person under me has accepted Jesus Christ as their personal Savior, as God foreordained they would at the foundation of the world.
    sigpic

    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #122
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        AMEN! It is true!

        The person under me has been to another country.

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          • Brother Lazarus
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jul 2008
            • 1062
            #123
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            AMEN! It is true!

            The person under me has been to another country.
            True! I've been to Englandstan, Canukistan, Messico, Vermontistan, way to many Godless countries to mention.

            The person below me has impure thoughts when "knowing" his/her spouse.

            Yours in Christ
            Brother Lazarus
            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #124
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False. I've never been married (yet, ladies?)

                The person under me appreciates a running gag.

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                  • Nurse Clampett
                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 974
                    #125
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    False. I've never been married (yet, ladies?)

                    The person under me appreciates a running gag.
                    FALSE. I have no sense of humor whatsoever.
                    The person under me has read Poe in a coffee shop.

                    On a side note; what ever became of your Russian bride Brother Basher?
                    Luke 5:31
                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #126
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        (Bogdana is still in Russia. If I ever get enough money I might send for her to come here, assuming I don't meet a good American girl first...)

                        I have never read Poe in a coffee shop. Nor have I ever read Poe. Nor have I ever been in a coffee shop.

                        The person under me is married.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #127
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                            The person under me is married.
                            False, I have been happily engaged to sister Thumper for over 6 years now. And I see no reason to change that....


                            The person under me is divorced.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Bogdana Alkeav
                                Unsaved trash, vodka-guzzling commie harlot
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 241
                                #128
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Is false, I' not married m. I' began m in order to think I' ll never it obtains married… Persona under me intends to pay my way to America and exactly does not lace me lengthwise…

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                                  • Larry Lee
                                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                    True Christian™ Theologian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 4464
                                    #129
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
                                    Is false, I' not married m. I' began m in order to think I' ll never it obtains married… Persona under me intends to pay my way to America and exactly does not lace me lengthwise…
                                    Madam, I'll not be lacing you lengthwise, sidewise, face-to-face, over easy, up a rope, or with a shovel.

                                    However, the person below me is depraved enough to try.
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                                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                      • Meek and Humble
                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                        Jr. Pastor
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 6197
                                        #130
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        False, not until when (if?) we are married.

                                        The person under me disapproves of Europeans

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                                          • Brother Lazarus
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jul 2008
                                            • 1062
                                            #131
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                            The person under me disapproves of Europeans
                                            True! Real Godly Europeans came to America generations ago.

                                            The person under me prefers watching CSI Miami over Bible study.
                                            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                                              • Nurse Clampett
                                                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Jan 2009
                                                • 974
                                                #132
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                                                True! Real Godly Europeans came to America generations ago.

                                                The person under me prefers watching CSI Miami over Bible study.
                                                FALSE.
                                                I only watch cooking shows and The 700 Club.
                                                The person under me has eaten a locust.
                                                Luke 5:31
                                                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                                  • Brother Lazarus
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Jul 2008
                                                    • 1062
                                                    #133
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                                    The person under me has eaten a locust.
                                                    False! However my dog does enjoy munching on Palmetto Bugs.

                                                    The person under me has had impure thoughts while watching Pat Robertson on the 700 club.
                                                    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                                                      • Nurse Clampett
                                                        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Jan 2009
                                                        • 974
                                                        #134
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                                                        False! However my dog does enjoy munching on Palmetto Bugs.

                                                        The person under me has had impure thoughts while watching Pat Robertson on the 700 club.
                                                        FALSE.
                                                        He's become a little too liberal for me these days.
                                                        The person under me has a secret crush on Oprah Winfrey.
                                                        Luke 5:31
                                                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 5131
                                                            #135
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            False, I can't really say I swing that way, regardless of what you folk may believe

                                                            The person below me has voted democrat.
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                                                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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