Rehoming Cats

[Isabella White]

Mrs Bathfire got these abominations from a rescue. Apparently, that means I can't stone them to death.

I've posted this on "Social Media" but am only getting abuse from "Lieberals".

If any of you have relatives or friends in California or similar, please pass the message on.

Oh, my. Dear Brother Bathfire, if you don't mind my saying, I would like to suggest a very simple solution: just ship those lezzie pussies off to Springfield, Ohio. I think that this is the easiest solution, as nobody will ever hear of them again.

[handmaiden]

To the best of my knowledge, death by stoning is only something that Jesus requires us to do with human miscreants. Based on the information that we have from the Great Flood, drowning sinful animals seems perfectly acceptable.

No doubt the gentlemen of LBC will have suggestions for how Mrs. Bathfire should be dealt with given her rather intractable attitude.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

NO Haitians need apply.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Mrs Bathfire got these abominations from a rescue. Apparently, that means I can't stone them to death.

I've posted this on "Social Media" but am only getting abuse from "Lieberals".

If any of you have relatives or friends in California or similar, please pass the message on.