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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christianâ„¢
    • Sep 2010
    • 14629

    #16
    Sacre bleu! Have you decided La Bible de Jérusalem, aka The Jerusalem Bible (©1966) is not worth responding to? As a getaway, perhaps The Antiguas is not your ideal destination. Even a tree, in minds warped by catholicism, can represent the Tantric Lingam, urgent for Satan, disregarding the blood of Jesus shed to set us free.

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    • Madame Frottage
      Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
      • Jan 2025
      • 265

      #17
      You're right. I should pick my locales more sensibly. Still, it doesn't come close to the time I was nearly beheaded in Qatar. Catholicism has it's charming way of shaping a person. It's like how my husband was enchanted by my enchanting smirk when we first met only to learn it was a degenerative nerve paralysis of the cheek.
      I evvy Lot's wife, I wish I tasted good on poisson d'frites!

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christianâ„¢
        • Sep 2010
        • 14629

        #18
        If you are suffering from Bell's palsy or hallucinations, where for example cygnets and goslings which have beaks appear as other things which do not have beaks even when the beak feature is clearly visible, Jesus is able to help.

        III JOHN 1:11 Beloved, follow not that which is evil, but that which is good. He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

        "Evil" here includes preventing those who would seek Him from coming to Jesus, thus impeding His healing ministry even though He really does want to heal them. Many false teaching comes replete with incorrect forms of words, such as used when praying, that prevent Jesus from acting. Even the schismatic so-called Baptists are afflicted in this way. Their prayers are not answered, unless by happenstance e.g. half the congregation pray for rain, half for not, then whatever happens one half will have been "answered." Ultimately, that assemblage will dwindle away to nothing, just as we see in Romish catholicism today. But there is a better way.

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        The following addresses heresies that may be an issue for some posters.



        DIOTREPHES and DEMETRIUS

        These two exemplify the situation. One is condemned, the other commended. And can't we just see Diotrephes? Swanning around in splendiferous robes, a really dumb hat copied from surrounding pagan themes, his own special pavilion where lesser folk were verboten, and on, and on – we've seen it all before, it makes us sick, yet Demetrius was congratulated even in its midst. I'll highlight verse eleven in context from your Jerusalem Bible so you can see it's not just something made up by protestants.


        III JOHN 1:9-12 I have written a note for the members of the church, but Diotrephes, who seems to enjoy being in charge of it, refuses to accept us. So if I come, I shall tell everyone how he has behaved, and about the wicked accusations he has been circulating against us. As if that were not enough, he not only refuses to welcome our brothers, but prevents the other people who would have liked to from doing it, and expels them from the church. My dear friend, never follow such a bad example, but keep following the good one; anyone who does what is right is a child of God, but the person who does what is wrong has never seen God. Demetrius has been approved by everyone, and indeed by the truth itself. We too will vouch for him and you know that our testimony is true.

        and for the francophone Romists:

        Troisième Epître de Saint Jean (vv 9 10 11 12) J'ai écrit un mot à l'Eglise. Mais Diotréphès, qui est avide d'y occuper la première place, ne nous reçoit pas. C'est pourquoi je ne manquerai pas, si je viens, de rappeler sa conduite. Il se répand en mauvais propos contre nous. Non satisfait de cela, il refuse lui-même de recevoir les frères, et ceux qui voudraient les recevoir, il les en empêche et les expulse de l'Eglise. Très cher, imite non le mal mais le bien. Qui fait le bien est de Dieu. Qui fait le mal n'a pas vu Dieu. Quant à Démétrius, tout le monde lui rend témoignage, y compris la Vérité elle-même. Nous aussi, nous lui rendons témoignage, et tu sais que notre témoignage est vrai.


        God is clear about giving oneself airs (fortunately, you do not do this) and choosing among whom one may live and move and have one's being. In a ridiculous hat (obviously, this is one of the first signs! they really can't help themselves) with or without an overstuffed satin cushion but invariably floomphing about in idiotic robes no self-respecting hippie would contemplate even for a week long fancy dress debauch. Perhaps your malady derives from attending such an event? It could easily happen by accident and that would not be your fault, nevertheless persistent hallucinations may occur. That could be a form of demon possession. I'm not sure about Bell's palsy, though; could it be hydatids?

        In any event, the remedy does not involve Italian, Latin, French or Esperanto. At home, perhaps they have a Baptist Church and worship in their own language – but we are here and you need a Baptist Pastor, or one of The Elders, to effect healing and/or exorcism as appropriate. They are identifiable by their modesty, absence of fancy dress and in particular, utterly devoid of insane millinery.

        In Christ.

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