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The bad news is that she distracted everyone with her audible snickering every time Pastor proclaimed, "He is Risen"
I shall Pray for her.
I shall Pray for her.
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Re: The Good News is, Dora Denkins made it to Church Easter Sunda
I pray that she find herself some clothes! And that she do not ever remove them again in her lifetime (even when showerin')! Shoot, don't nobody wanna see that!
sigpic"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin -
Re: The Good News is, Dora Denkins made it to Church Easter Sunda
SWEET JESUS!!!
How is it that MY wife would obtain such an abominable photo! I feel sorry for the camera.Comment
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Re: The Good News is, Dora Denkins made it to Church Easter Sunda
SUV! I must rebuke you for posting that abomination without first warning us! Now I have to get my Indonesian servant to clean Easter dinner off my keyboard.
That old cuss Dora has been chasing after Pastor Pistle ever since his wife fell into that woodchipper a few years ago. The woman is vile.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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