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  • Imbecilic queerboy
    Unsaved trash, obese teenaged pervert
    • Feb 2015
    • 27
    #961
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Nothing. I let things go, and I feel happy about it.
    And then I go on to live my life, instead of stewing about it.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #962
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
        Nothing. I let things go, and I feel happy about it.
        And then I go on to live my life, instead of stewing about it.
        Is that why you come to a friendly church forum and start picking fights?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • JewPincher
            recovering Westboro supporter
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2014
            • 116
            #963
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Is that why you come to a friendly church forum and start picking fights?
            LOL! Isn't atheist "logic" so flawed?
            And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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              • Witch Hammer
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 1717
                #964
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by Imbecilic queerboy View Post
                Nothing. I let things go, and I feel happy about it.
                And then I go on to live my life, instead of stewing about it.
                You'll be stewing in satan's cauldron forever if you don't watch out! Give Jesus a reason to love you!

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12937
                    #965
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    I'm heavily offended by a speeding ticket I got last night. Not by the ticket itself - the police officer said I was going 85 mph on a 70 mph road, when in reality I was pushing 92 mph. Fine, I deserved that fine. I did not pray to to protect me from the police, that's why I was caught.

                    I'm offended by what it says on the ticket regarding my race. It says, "race: unknown." Are you serious??? Really???? The messican whom I keep around the house to take care of my garden, snow, and house repairs, when he gets a ticket, it says "race: white" on it. And I get "unknown"???????

                    I'm going to the court to rectify this RIGHT NOW!!!
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • harlotismymiddlename
                        Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                        • Mar 2015
                        • 59
                        #966
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?

                        The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.

                        A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.

                        The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.

                        The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.

                        A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.

                        NBC's Rainbow Logo.

                        The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.

                        The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.

                        The length of the bartender's shorts.

                        Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.

                        Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.

                        The Steelers winning.
                        The attitude of the people on this website
                        Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
                        Matt 18:14
                        And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
                        John 4:16

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775
                            #967
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
                            The attitude of the people on this website
                            You're so negative and rude all the time. You keep complaining and whining. I say this in Christian Love dear, you need to rid yourself of the sin that has bound you to bitterness and accept into your life!

                            We can help!

                            \o/
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • harlotismymiddlename
                                Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                                • Mar 2015
                                • 59
                                #968
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Is that why you come to a friendly church forum and start picking fights?
                                Friendly my unsaved butt, y'all are full of hate
                                Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
                                Matt 18:14
                                And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
                                John 4:16

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                                  • Mary Etheldreda
                                    Gushing for Jesus
                                     
                                    • Sep 2011
                                    • 23775
                                    #969
                                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                    Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
                                    Friendly my unsaved butt, y'all are full of hate
                                    Nonsense. People get out of an experience what they put into it. We are friendly. Just ask anyone who's been around a while.

                                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                      • Alvin Moss
                                        Serving Jesus
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Aug 2013
                                        • 4468
                                        #970
                                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                        Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
                                        Friendly my unsaved butt, y'all are full of hate

                                        You are very cruel.
                                        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                                          • harlotismymiddlename
                                            Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                                            • Mar 2015
                                            • 59
                                            #971
                                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                            Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                                            You are very cruel.
                                            And you people on here aren't
                                            You guys condone the beating of mentally disabled individuals
                                            Think it's okay to beat your wife, children, and animals
                                            Are sexist, racist, and prejudiced
                                            And claim it's in the name of God?
                                            And you think I'm cruel....
                                            Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
                                            Matt 18:14
                                            And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
                                            John 4:16

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                                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                                Gushing for Jesus
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2011
                                                • 23775
                                                #972
                                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
                                                And you people on here aren't
                                                You guys condone the beating of mentally disabled individuals
                                                Think it's okay to beat your wife, children, and animals
                                                Are sexist, racist, and prejudiced
                                                And claim it's in the name of God?
                                                And you think I'm cruel....
                                                You're confused, dear. Discipline for the sake of wisdom is God's Plan (Proverbs 22:15).
                                                Discipline for the sake of peace and righteousness in the family is God's Plan (Hebrews 12:11).
                                                Discipline for the sake of peace in society is God's Plan (Hebrews 13:17).
                                                We do nothing that isn't commanded by God.

                                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                  • Jim Farmer
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2014
                                                    • 2293
                                                    #973
                                                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                    And how true that is Sister Mary! As people grow in their knowledge of God and follow His uncorrupted Word as per the KJV Bible, more and more do they understand what God requires of us. We True Christians(tm) know that what others perceive as meanness or hate, is love, pure love. We allow ourselves to be subjected to vile accusations such as Crazy's, in order to show him the error of his ways, and ultimately to save him.

                                                    Crazy, put away all your preconceptions - they are but figments of your mind. Open your eyes and embrace the Truth(r). The Truth about God.
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                                                      • Witch Hammer
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 1717
                                                        #974
                                                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                        Daisy Duke!



                                                        The slut is showing entirely too much ankle!

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                                                          • Ex-Primordial Dwarf
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Feb 2014
                                                            • 34
                                                            #975
                                                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                            Daisy Duck is a slut, too.

                                                            " I don't always read the Bible; but when I do, I prefer KJV 1611"
                                                            - The most interesting Dwarf in the world

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