[Jim Farmer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The Savior™ looks like He's hunkering down to take a violent, unseemly crap!

As offensive as this scene is, it heartens me know that Jesus will laugh last...and best!

Quite possibly the case. Better to have a crap before you get on the cross, than when you're on it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Quite possibly the case. Better to have a crap before you get on the cross, than when you're on it.

But Jesus was sinless.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

But Jesus was sinless.

Precisely why I developed this Theorum, Sister, to factor the repellent (and blasphemous!) notion of "deifaecation" from the equation.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Scrying is offensive to me !!

Scrying, also known as crystal gazing or crystallomancy, allows one to see psychic visions or impressions in a particular medium, such as a crystal ball or polished black surface such as black obsidian or golden obsidian or a scrying mirror. Scrying is a powerful psychic tool. It can bring hidden knowledge and clairvoyant ability and can act as a portal to other planes of existence.
Scrying is the art of gazing into or upon a crystal (or a dark mirror-like surface such as polished obsidian), allowing the physical eyes to relax, and letting the inner psychic eyes open to receive desired visions or information. Scrying tools allow one to achieve the state of mind required for entering trance, acting as a focal point for visualization, which can become a doorway into the astral plane. Scrying allows communication with higher realms, the subconscious self, and access to Akashic Record (which contains the record of the soul, and information about All That Is, All That Has Been, and All That Will Be). Accessing the Akashic Record can offer a vast source of timeless knowledge.

. What is “inner psychic eyes” ..?

[mgreigns]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

One of the biggest things that offends me is having a restaurant that is being run by a sinful negro! Has anyone ever run across a Popeye's ad on the television? What on earth has this world come to?! Shouldn't people like that piece of garbage selling that chicken be on some plantation still? Just thought I would ask!

[~AsTheClockTicks]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

How humanity has changed in the past decade or so ... Want any details?

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

People who think the True Christians™ would be interested in their anonymous opinions.

These are real people with real problems that we're trying to address, here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

How humanity has changed in the past decade or so ... Want any details?

Malachi 3:6
For I am the Lord, I change not.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[vargvikernes1]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I suppose this is the time period to be offended by... drum-roll please... so-called Christians.

It is pretty offensive in general how these liberal wackos keep pretending to follow our Lord, Jesus Christ, and yet blatantly ignore almost everything that God has taught us.

It's just a bit hard to digest right now. Praying does help of course, but it still makes me sick to my stomach. Normally they are fluffy-bunny Christians, but now they are, quite literally, Easter-bunny Christians.

Excuse me while I throw up.

is'nt that every single one of you? as all you people here have serious problems, distorted views on everything, bet a butthurt mod will fly in here anytime, but know this, the days of christianity is gone, time to move on

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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is'nt that every single one of you? as all you people here have serious problems, distorted views on everything, bet a butthurt mod will fly in here anytime, but know this, the days of christianity is gone, time to move on

The days of the Christian will never be over until Jesus returns (and He will soon, I expect) and sends all the sinners, both dead and alive to the Lake of Fire.

Glory!

[vargvikernes1]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The days of the Christian will never be over until Jesus returns (and He will soon, I expect) and sends all the sinners, both dead and alive to the Lake of Fire.

Glory!

love when they get butthurt, like you just did,

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am disgusted by Sass-mouthed Negro children who want to swim in our pools. And I am especially disgusted when these insolent Negro children don't immediately stick their cheeks against the concrete when the White Police order them to do so!!



Remember, this insolence took place in McKinney, Texas!! This is a White community run and paid for by Whites, and more than 25 miles away from Dallas (where I believe Negroes, or Jigaboo-Americans if you want to be politically correct, are allowed to swim). These children were 14-15 years old, and they still haven't learned to properly take orders from the White authorities. Just how far out of the Big Cities do Real Americans need to move to create their own miniature Rhodesias??

Disgusting.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am disgusted by Sass-mouthed Negro children who want to swim in our pools. And I am especially disgusted when these insolent Negro children don't immediately stick their cheeks against the concrete when the White Police order them to do so!!



Remember, this insolence took place in McKinney, Texas!! This is a White community run and paid for by Whites, and more than 25 miles away from Dallas (where I believe Negroes, or Jigaboo-Americans if you want to be politically correct, are allowed to swim). These children were 14-15 years old, and they still haven't learned to properly take orders from the White authorities. Just how far out of the Big Cities do Real Americans need to move to create their own miniature Rhodesias??

Disgusting.

Back in the day, When America was more purely Christian, we had ways of dealing with coons in the pool.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The same cure that is applied when you are milking the cow and she puts her foot in the pail, leaving a piece of dried cow turd floating in it, should be applied when dealing with Negroes in the pool. Namely: you have to fish them out before there is any permanent harm done.

Now, I understand that those two Negroe girls who were fighting had not been invited to that pool. They just came anyway and I am told that there was a Jeri Curl ring on the pool and the chaise lounges were sticky with red soda water when they left. That kind of hooliganism cannot be tolerated in a civilized society.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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They can swim?