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  • Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
    Fusion cuisine has gone out of control:
    I hear that. Why do they have to make all the cleaning chemicals look like Kool-Aid?

    It just causes all sorts of problems. A few years back, one of my motel cleaning ladies (Maritza or Marisol or something) brought her anchor baby to work and it drank a bunch of the drain cleaner from her cart because it looked like blue raspberry punch. The little beaner brat ended up dying and the maid freaked out and stopped working very hard. She became quite a nuisance, really, and I ended up having to call ICE and they got rid of her for me. Thank God for ICE!
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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    • Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      I am deeply offended by the TSA sickout.
      Come on, people!!! While I have not suffered the effects of a shutdown, what if I had to travel - that would be such an inconvenience, to have to stand in even longer lines just because of some TSA agents who don't want to work without receiving pay!

      This is ridiculous. Don't they know that they should not ask what the country can do for them????
      ^^^ This is still true (all these federal workers whining for their government handouts just make me sick, why don't they make an effort to pull themselves by their bootstraps?), but now I'm also offended by the liberals and their "global warming" shtick - and them saying that the fact it's FREAKING COLD right now doesn't matter because polar ice, average global temperatures, blah blah blah - I do not care about any of this, I only care about the fact my rear end FREEZES each time I get out these days, and that PROVES there is no global warming!
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        ^^^ This is still true (all these federal workers whining for their government handouts just make me sick, why don't they make an effort to pull themselves by their bootstraps?), but now I'm also offended by the liberals and their "global warming" shtick - and them saying that the fact it's FREAKING COLD right now doesn't matter because polar ice, average global temperatures, blah blah blah - I do not care about any of this, I only care about the fact my rear end FREEZES each time I get out these days, and that PROVES there is no global warming!
        Here it is - clear as day from Trump's tweet on March 23 of last year, and plenty of warning time to start setting aside a little money. Like it's not the first time in history that the government shut down - if you were paying any attention in school (or maybe that's why you need a government job).

        I too am sick of the whining - cushy government job, nice benefits (no ObamaCare), and very little downside other that you might have to tighten your belt a little once in awhile, turn off the cable, drop your expensive cell plan, set aside some savings, find a nice Baptist church to attend, and most importantly - never vote for Democrats. Does it say that in the FAQ - how stupid can you be?

        Hello Nancy Pelosi - are you still there? What year is it? Obama is no longer president and Hillary lost.

        March 23, 2018
        . . .

        “I am considering a VETO of the Omnibus Spending Bill based on the fact that the 800,000 plus DACA recipients have been totally abandoned by the Democrats (not even mentioned in Bill) and the BORDER WALL, which is desperately needed for our National Defense, is not fully funded,” Trump wrote on Twitter at 9 a.m. EDT.

        “But I say to Congress I will never sign another bill like this again,” he told reporters. “I’m not going to do it again.”

        . . .
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Talk about fudging the numbers! Has anyone else noticed that whenever "records are broken" and you take a closer look it's always the most |warming proponentist unit of observation| since |records began/1894/other| followed by some arbitrary location such as a particular street or time of day as if we're all idiots?








          1. cold, hot, wet, dry, volcanic eruptions, bees
          2. cold, hot, wet, dry, volcanic eruptions, bees
          3. EXAMPLES INCLUDE:
          . . . .•in Osboldoston Street
          . . . .•at 4 o'clock on Friday January 13th
          . . . .•under the tree opposite the railway station
          . . . .•when there's a full moon but no clouds & it's raining
          . . . . . . . .
          (or just about anything else a 4-year-old could think up)

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          • Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Henpecked sissy liberal husbands referring to their wives as "the smart one". Please, stop. It's not true (you know it isn't) and it's never cute.

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            • Re: What are you offended by right now?

              I am offended by the Democrats thinking America would vote for a queer for President.


              South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Pronounced boot-a-judge) is exploring a run for President against our beloved Donald (may everything he touches turn to gold). First of all, the guy hasn't even lost all his baby teeth. He's married to a MAN. He is OPENLY gay - something I cannot imagine - and he is in charge of a city in the most backward state in the union (well, except for West Virginia) with a population of 107,000. Most of those are Notre Dame students, a catholic university espousing all manner of liberal things like science and logic. Logic? Not in OUR White House. What next? Instead of the president's cabinet, it will be his armoire?


              Oh, to make himself look butch, he mentioned he served in the Army. I bet. How many men did he molest while they slept? I am sure when he appeared on the View today Whoopi didn't ask that question.


              Offended? No. I am outraged. We need to ignite Donald Trump's base. Set it on FIRE. People, start speaking out now, lest the state of the union be declared fabulous.
              Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
              “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

              Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
              Amen and Amen

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              • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
                The constant flow of Unsaved Trash that insist on coming onto our Godly Forum to persecute us.

                And people who speak Mexican instead of American. That AWLAYS offends me.

                And if I really think about it, Mexicans almost always seem to manage to offend me in some way, everytime I run into them.

                So basically, Unsaved Trash and Mexicans.
                Mexican? Do you mean Spanish? Porque hablo espanol bastante bien junto col el ingles y soy americano.

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                • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
                  Mexican? Do you mean Spanish? Porque hablo espanol bastante bien junto col el ingles y soy americano.
                  Really? On the basis of what you've written there, even disregarding your sad inability to type accents/diacritics and distinguish grammatical gender, I genuinely doubt it. Because I can see two other errors, and I don't even pretend to speak Spanish.
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                    Really? On the basis of what you've written there, even disregarding your sad inability to type accents/diacritics and distinguish grammatical gender, I genuinely doubt it. Because I can see two other errors, and I don't even pretend to speak Spanish.
                    I'm on my laptop. I can't type accents so.. Villeicht gehe ich mit Deutsch, da es keine Akazente hat. Run that through google translate if you wish. And why did I get an infraction for speaking Spanish? Because "Normal" people can't understand me? Is there a problem with speaking different languages? Did you get an infraction for speaking Armenian?

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                    • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
                      I'm on my laptop. I can't type accents so.. Villeicht gehe ich mit Deutsch, da es keine Akazente hat. Run that through google translate if you wish. And why did I get an infraction for speaking Spanish? Because "Normal" people can't understand me? Is there a problem with speaking different languages? Did you get an infraction for speaking Armenian?
                      Vielleicht gehe ich mit Deutsch, da es keine Akzente hat. Otherwise it does not makes sense.


                      And "col" means kale.


                      Congrats, you have made it! You have failed in 3 different languages!
                      Last edited by Brother Gonzalez; 03-29-2019, 11:15 AM.
                      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                      • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
                        ...y soy americano.
                        ¿Americana? ¡Todos somos americanos, tu eres norteamericana!

                        That was angrily shouted at me explained to me by an extremely cranky customs officer in one of the remote south Mexican states (Perú, if I remember correctly). My theory is that he has just learned that his wife has left him, because he found something wrong in the paperwork of every single tourist.

                        By the way, thanks for acknowledging you are a man (americano) rather than woman (americana).
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          "Spare time" offends me deeply. Must be an elitist millennial invention. How can anyone spare time for anything other than work and Jesus?

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                          • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            I think I'd have to say Women's Lib has done more harm than enough, and much of it is thanks to that horrible TV show from the 70s, about that mouthy Maude. Why, any good Christian woman knows her place is in the home, keeping the house spotless, cooking tasty meals for hubby, raising the children to be good, Godly HOME-SCHOOLED kids, and making sure the husband gets the loving welcome he deserves when he comes through that door. But nowadays, it's the "me, me, me" women's crowd that thinks they're the ones who should run things, and that includes that Godless bunch of female preachers that I've seen on TV! Oh, how the Lord grieves!
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                            Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                            • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Sister White,


                              It pains me to think of a sweet thing like you being offended. Why, if I could, I would remove every offensive thing in the world so you could live in perfect peace. I still see my relative burning in hell every time I gaze at you - and that touches the cockles of my heart and ignites the very bowels of my being.


                              On my next ministry trip near you, I hope you'll come hear me preach to the homers. Sometimes we hold services in unorthodox places but I always reach the sinner where he hangs out most.


                              Yours in our Delightful Savior,
                              BrotherLarry


                              PS: I am offended by things that offend dear Sister White.
                              Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                              “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                              Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                              Amen and Amen

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                              • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Snow. Snow offends me. It's officially the spring and yet, it is snowing! Where is global waming (as our Godly President puts it) when we need it?


                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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