[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

I always admired the Brits when they discovered Austria and held it as a penal colony. The French had Devil's Island for their hardened criminals. Now that Sing-Sing has been abandoned, something suitably off-shore, distant and repulsive is what we need to ease the prison population.

You see where this is going? Defeat terrorism and rid ourselves of the vile underbelly of society...

Currently in the United States, 1 in every 31 adult persons is either in jail or prison or on parole or probation. That amounts to 7.3 million Americans and a cost that exceeds $68 billion annually. This figure does not include juveniles accountable to the U.S. correction system.

Our criminals outnumber them 23:1.

Outsourcing... that's the answer.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

No, you dont.



They've put up nuculear missle silo's now. Icelandair's fleet of airliners have been converted to bomb-planes. They are preparing to invade USA. Since theyr population is 310K They utilize everything in order to take over USA, where the national guard alone is counting almost 470K.

Son, snoballs dropped from thirty feet are not much of a threat.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

They've put up nuculear missle silo's now. Icelandair's fleet of airliners have been converted to bomb-planes. They are preparing to invade USA.

Sure... In your next dream you will fly?

[global_eye]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

Considering how much money they stole from OUR banks, I think we probably own Iceland by now.

No, you dont.

I have been in Iceland for less than 24 hours and already I see clear signs of terrorist activity and the buildup of WMDs. These people are evil to the core and they are hellbent on destroying us by any means necessary.

They've put up nuculear missle silo's now. Icelandair's fleet of airliners have been converted to bomb-planes. They are preparing to invade USA. Since theyr population is 310K They utilize everything in order to take over USA, where the national guard alone is counting almost 470K.

[Cordelia Nigglesby]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

I am pretty sure the Eskimos were in another part of the arctic circle...but maybe I am not remembering right.

They don't have the population to really do anything dramatic. Their army is so small, they could all know each others names!!!

Who cares?

They ALL wear PARKAS. The connections is SO obvious. They are lower than animals and should be punished.

[shadeofwinter]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

I am pretty sure the Eskimos were in another part of the arctic circle...but maybe I am not remembering right.

They don't have the population to really do anything dramatic. Their army is so small, they could all know each others names!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

I have been in Iceland for less than 24 hours and already I see clear signs of terrorist activity and the buildup of WMDs. These people are evil to the core and they are hellbent on destroying us by any means necessary.

That is horrible! And confirms my point we should just nuke them.

[Contrite Sinner]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

I have been in Iceland for less than 24 hours and already I see clear signs of terrorist activity and the buildup of WMDs. These people are evil to the core and they are hellbent on destroying us by any means necessary.

[Nobar King]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

Considering how much money they stole from OUR banks, I think we probably own Iceland by now.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

It says right there in the constitution that a well-regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free state. So, there may not be any official war with Iceland yet, but if the Freehold Christian Militia wanted to exercise their constitutional right to invade Iceland to defend Freedom, I can't see how anyone could possibly object.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

I assume you all read my press conference statement in which I established that the Prime Minister Johanna Sigurdardottir is heterosexually challenged. Now, I've never heard that such people are terrorist threats, but one can never be too careful.

Johny Joe Hold, Candidate of Mayor
Holding on to what is Good.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

Say what? The Israelis will make themselves a home comfortably distant from the heathen hordes by PUSHING THEM AWAY!

Great plan indeed!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

Just throwing out an idea here, but if Iceland were accidentally depopulated, would we then have a nice home for the Israelis, comfortably distant from the unGodly Muslim hordes?

Say what? The Israelis will make themselves a home comfortably distant from the heathen hordes by PUSHING THEM AWAY!

Greater Israel!

Or maybe we ship off the troublesome Palestinians there and watch them shiver to death ?

Much better idea.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

Just throwing out an idea here, but if Iceland were accidentally depopulated, would we then have a nice home for the Israelis, comfortably distant from the unGodly Muslim hordes?

Or maybe we ship off the troublesome Palestinians there and watch them shiver to death ?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Should American civilians occupy Iceland to prevent TERRORISM

I think sending occupying troops to line up along the mountains of Iceland would be a slippery slope.