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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #1

    Showering with Clinton: Demoncrat depravity exposed!

    Well, the truth is out now. Not content with marrying America's #1 lesbian public enemy and helping to cause 9/11 by spilling his seed all over some Jewess' dress, Slick Willy Clinton also liked to hatch new plots against America while enjoying steamy shower sessions with his homer "advisors". Jesus weeps.
    Originally posted by Sindependent
    Before Christopher Meyer was sent to Washington to "get up the arse of the White House and stay there" (as he described his brief from No 10), he was press secretary to John Major. Meyer would sometimes brief Major before breakfast while the PM was still in his underpants - a treat theretofore reserved for Norma or Edwina.
    Bill Clinton's former chief of staff Leon Panetta can go one better. In a series on Clinton by the Newsnight presenter Gavin Esler, beginning on Radio 4 on Thursday, Panetta claims he would often burst in on the X-rated commander-in-chief in the shower. "I always liked to brief the President on what was involved with his schedule," says Panetta. "I oftentimes went over to the White House itself, the family quarters, went upstairs and he was in the process of washing and showering and shaving and dressing and I was at the same time briefing him as to what was up for that day."
    This is disgusting! I'm certainly glad that none of our Godly congregation would ever in a million years dream of showering with that foul beast. Can I get an "Amen"?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027
      #2
      Re: Showering with Clinton: Demoncrat depravity exposed!

      Well! Even I never!!!

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639
          #3
          Re: Showering with Clinton: Demoncrat depravity exposed!

          I preferred not to believe that even Slick Willy Klington could be that depraved, but I have misunderestimated the depth of his depravity. I thank Jesus every day that He has picked us a Godly Republican President who has restored honor and integrity to the White House, especially since Republicans have been consistently following the highest standards of wholesome heterosexual chastity.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • Trent Harvey, Jr.
              Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2007
              • 722
              #4
              Re: Showering with Clinton: Demoncrat depravity exposed!

              We had some artichoke panetta for dinner last night. I think that's what they called it, panetta. And fresh Maine lobster. AGAIN!! Darn you, Halliburton and KBR!! I'd almost rather have the K-rations the troops get... almost!
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                • Sister Noddy
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1843
                  #5
                  Re: Showering with Clinton: Demoncrat depravity exposed!

                  Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post

                  We had some artichoke panetta for dinner last night. I think that's what they called it, panetta. And fresh Maine lobster. AGAIN!!
                  Eat hearty, Mr Trent, gotta keep your strength up to continue the Godly work you're doing over there, ya know ...
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639
                      #6
                      Re: Showering with Clinton: Demoncrat depravity exposed!

                      Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
                      We had some artichoke panetta for dinner last night. I think that's what they called it, panetta. And fresh Maine lobster. AGAIN!! Darn you, Halliburton and KBR!! I'd almost rather have the K-rations the troops get... almost!
                      Jesus will reward you for the sacrifices that you have had to endure to liberate Towelheadistan.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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