[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Don't lie Hiroshi. THIS is what your chink toilets are really like! They're disgusting and smelly and you vile little monkeys don't even use toilet paper!

[Miss Maisie]

okay we are have more than just squat toilet okay. Many house are have computer toilet that are do many thing like make seat warm and release perfume. Japanese technology is best in world.

If y'all have those marvellous contraptions, then why are there still those unGodly toilet tubs? And those walls made of paper?

Are you implying, young man, that Americans are filthy, overweight animals??

Don't lie Hiroshi. THIS is what your chink toilets are really like! They're disgusting and smelly and you vile little monkeys don't even use toilet paper!

Oh my, Pastor, it's horrible!
I just knew he done told a lie about having that techno-toilet.

It makes me wonder, might the menfolk in Japan not feel emasculated by, well, doing their business in the same squatting position as their women do over there? Oh, Lord forgive me. I don't mean to be so unladylike!

[Larry Lee]

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you vile little monkeys don't even use toilet paper!

I knew there wasn't any difference between the Japs and Koreans!

[Brother Temperance]

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okay we are have more than just squat toilet okay. Many house are have computer toilet that are do many thing like make seat warm and release perfume. Japanese technology is best in world.

It's bad enough that you have to urinate all over the seat, but to then boast about how you're "making the seat warm and releasing perfume"? Awful japaninny!

It makes me wonder, might the menfolk in Japan not feel emasculated by, well, doing their business in the same squatting position as their women do over there?

I think that having tiny tallywhackers and looking like women probably makes them feel slightly more emasculated.

[Hitoshi]

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Don't lie Hiroshi. THIS is what your chink toilets are really like! They're disgusting and smelly and you vile little monkeys don't even use toilet paper!

Who is know more about Japanese toilet me or you give me break. There are some squat toilet for public toilet but is not common for toilet in home okay (but squat toilet is nice because squat position create much gentle pressure for healthy release of bowel).

and of course we are use toilet paper.




we are even have toilet paper you can read so is not have need for magazine!




also much Japanese toilet are have warm water rinse (is bidet). believe this is get much cleaner than toilet paper okay. after I am have release of bowel you can eat breakfast out of my buttock is so clean.

okay no more talk about toilet in my thread. you guy are scare away all my honey baby ladies!

[Brother Temperance]

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we are even have toilet paper you can read so is not have need for magazine!

In the free world, we call toilet paper you can read the "Koran". Can you say "Koran"? Good boy.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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In the free world, we call toilet paper you can read the "Koran". Can you say "Koran"? Good boy.

Maybe he needs another sign big enough for his squinty eyes to read:

[Five Year Old Girl]

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Izza bad Japernese man gonna rape a Nanny King? I fink Jeevus musta pulled his eyeses too much on accounta thuh Shinty-dolators. Maybe, if'n he prays, he'll get ta' see better.

[Sister Noddy]

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Izza bad Japernese man gonna rape a Nanny King? I fink Jeevus musta pulled his eyeses too much on accounta thuh Shinty-dolators. Maybe, if'n he prays, he'll get ta' see better.

What Japernese you talkin, Five Year honeybun? Ooooooh you mean Hi-sloshy? Hmmmm, noddy gets it from the grapevine he's a whole lotta lovin and not so much prayin!

[Five Year Old Girl]

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Well maybe that's why his eyes are disappearin'. Mawmy aways says it makes you blind.

[Sister Noddy]

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Well maybe that's why his eyes are disappearin'. Mawmy aways says it makes you blind.

That's right, Little Five sweetiepie! Your mommy is a very wise lady to warn you of the dangers before it's too late and Jesus gets mad, the way He's mad at Hi-funky-san-why-SLAP-his-nasty-little-hand!

[Brother Temperance]

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What Japernese you talkin, Five Year honeybun? Ooooooh you mean Hi-sloshy? Hmmmm, noddy gets it from the grapevine he's a whole lotta lovin and not so much prayin!

I hate to say this, but it sounds like your grapevine has something seriously wrong with it. Where do you get the part about him getting any lovin from?

EDIT: Also, I have a question for Japanese. The other day, while I was photocopying some Chick tracts to hand out in the high street, the damned chink working in the copy shop shortchanged me. When I pointed out that she was a filthy chink who was shortchanging me, she just pretended not to speak English till I gave up and went home. This means that a yellow-skinned heathen owes me at least £1.26, if not more. So my question is, when are you going to cough up?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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EDIT: Also, I have a question for Japanese. The other day, while I was photocopying some Chick tracts to hand out in the high street, the damned chink working in the copy shop shortchanged me. When I pointed out that she was a filthy chink who was shortchanging me, she just pretended not to speak English till I gave up and went home. This means that a yellow-skinned heathen owes me at least £1.26, if not more. So my question is, when are you going to cough up?

I feel for you brother T, truly I do. My experiences at ministering to the slants has revealed the extreme joo-like fixation they have for money. They even try and joo little nigra boys.

[Hitoshi]

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I hate to say this, but it sounds like your grapevine has something seriously wrong with it. Where do you get the part about him getting any lovin from?

EDIT: Also, I have a question for Japanese. The other day, while I was photocopying some Chick tracts to hand out in the high street, the damned chink working in the copy shop shortchanged me. When I pointed out that she was a filthy chink who was shortchanging me, she just pretended not to speak English till I gave up and went home. This means that a yellow-skinned heathen owes me at least £1.26, if not more. So my question is, when are you going to cough up?

I am understand short change. China commit many war crime against Japan and we are not even get sorry (some are think we are make crime but really was retaliate for their crime okay learn history). America take from Japan two beautiful city (is Nagasaki and Hiroshima) and also America is owe for make destroy of other Japanese property and Japanese death during world war 2. America is owe Japan billion and billion of dollar.

you know when sometime you are owe friend money but another friend is owe you money so you tell friend you are owe money to get money from friend who is owe you money? go get £1.26 from buddy pastor Zekie okay.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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America is owe Japan billion and billion of dollar.

We already gave you billions of dollars worth of napalm, phospherous bombs, and nukes. Yet you want more?

How womanly of you. Always wanting to have a man spending money on you.