[Marshall]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

How can anyone be expected to know when one of them says it wrong?

[Hitoshi]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Well, I have a question...have you ever been on Super Human Colosseum, Live Live Downtown, TV Champions, or any other Sushi TV-worthy Japanese game show?

I am never on game show but I would love! Japanese game show are much clever and fun! one my favorite is contestant must say difficult sentence (is tongue twist) without make mistake. if make mistake contestant is hit in genital. ha ha. I am give clip for bring smile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyg750zxgec

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Well, I have a question...have you ever been on Super Human Colosseum, Live Live Downtown, TV Champions, or any other Sushi TV-worthy Japanese game show?

Bah. The only Jap TV worth watching is old footage of Hitoshima and Nagasake, although I suppose the amount of tentacle porn they export is useful for keeping perverts so busy that they forget to vote Democrat. They should get Aum Shinrikyo to take over Takeshi's Castle, I'd watch that.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Well, I have a question...have you ever been on Super Human Colosseum, Live Live Downtown, TV Champions, or any other Sushi TV-worthy Japanese game show?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I like your poem Hitoshi.
Will you write more please?

here is one I call "Jesus loves us all"

Jesus loves us all
Except for japanese man
Jap man have small plick

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I am wonder same about how landover Baptist is tell each other apart. here is haiku I am title "lambs of god"

landover baptists
all think same talk same - maybe
name should be baaaaptists

also you guys all ugly.

I like your poem Hitoshi.
Will you write more please?

[Marshall]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Have your grandparents stopped glowing in the dark yet?

[Hitoshi]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I have a question. How can you gooks tell the difference between men and women over there? I mean you all look alike; no body hair, no bosoms. How do you keep from marrying the wrong way? Or maybe you don't care because you worship that fat slob Boodha.

I am wonder same about how landover Baptist is tell each other apart. here is haiku I am title "lambs of god"

landover baptists
all think same talk same - maybe
name should be baaaaptists

also you guys all ugly.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I have a question. How can you gooks tell the difference between men and women over there? I mean you all look alike; no body hair, no bosoms. How do you keep from marrying the wrong way? Or maybe you don't care because you worship that fat slob Boodha.

[Hitoshi]

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Hey, Hitoshi! Why do you gooks have uncircumsized eyelids?

I am JAPANESE not gook and this question is much DISRESPECT okay. how come you are not circumsize fat on belly? because you are too busy supersize Big mac meal deal okay. you need for learn how ask question that is INTELLIGENCE and POLITE but maybe you are have too much trans fat in brain from french fry. try eat some fish is good brain food and then you come back and ask proper question that have RESPECT.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Hey, Hitoshi! Why do you gooks have uncircumsized eyelids?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I have knowledge of a great many things which would....surprise a great many people here. I am curious by nature, mayhap too much for my own good, and though it says it not within the bible, I am disinclined to suppress mine own nature. Verily, 'tis a crime, in my eyes, to waste the desire for knowledge. I am a scholar at heart, and though I have striven mightily to contain it, I fear that not even the threat of eternal hellfire may restrain me.

Full of hot dogs; a weenie basting for the roast;
a marshmallow before the toast; hot chocolate with too much water.
Something is wrong in the soliloquy--six "I"s make the case:

IIIIII have knowlege of a great many things
IIIIII surprise a great many here
IIIIII am curious
IIIIII for my own good
IIIIII am a scholar
IIIIII etc, etc, etc.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I certainly hope you decide to take up your studies in Japan.

So he may witness to the witless?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I have knowledge of a great many things which would....surprise a great many people here. I am curious by nature, mayhap too much for my own good, and though it says it not within the bible, I am disinclined to suppress mine own nature. Verily, 'tis a crime, in my eyes, to waste the desire for knowledge. I am a scholar at heart, and though I have striven mightily to contain it, I fear that not even the threat of eternal hellfire may restrain me.

I certainly hope you decide to take up your studies in Japan.

[Brother Patience]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Why would you waste your time trying to learn foreign tongues, Brother Patience, when you should be studying your Bible (KJV1611)? If those yellow devils truly wanted to be Saved, they would need to learn American. Not only so the Landover pastors can minister to them, but so they could also read the only Godly translation of the Bible.

I have knowledge of a great many things which would....surprise a great many people here. I am curious by nature, mayhap too much for my own good, and though it says it not within the bible, I am disinclined to suppress mine own nature. Verily, 'tis a crime, in my eyes, to waste the desire for knowledge. I am a scholar at heart, and though I have striven mightily to contain it, I fear that not even the threat of eternal hellfire may restrain me.