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  • Jo Freddie
    Unsaved trash
    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339
    #11656
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    Pint
    of Black Bear Pirate Bear Ale

    Posted via Pasta

    True Pastafarian™

    May my Sauce be with you!
    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
    I have been to The Volcano!

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      • WWJDnow
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 6310
        #11657
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        of Black Bear Pirate Bear Ale
        The mark of Cain.

        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339
            #11658
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
            The mark of Cain.
            Islam Karimov
            Posted via Pasta

            True Pastafarian™

            May my Sauce be with you!
            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
            The Loose Canon - HTML version
            Loose Canon Fan Page
            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
            I have been to The Volcano!

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              • Paragon of virtue
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2013
                • 547
                #11659
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Islam Karimov

                Obvious Photoshop

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78553
                    #11660
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post

                    Obvious Photoshop
                    Photos of man walking on the moon
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12938
                        #11661
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Photos of man walking on the moon
                        As close as you can really get to the Moon:

                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Paragon of virtue
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 547
                            #11662
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            As close as you can really get to the Moon:
                            Careers in Proctology.

                              Comment

                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78553
                                #11663
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                                Careers in Proctology.
                                Medical sodomy
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Mary Thompson
                                    True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Mar 2013
                                    • 653
                                    #11664
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    Medical sodomy
                                    Sinning
                                    Thinking of Abortion?
                                    That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                                    Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                                      • WWJDnow
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Aug 2009
                                        • 6310
                                        #11665
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                                        Sinning
                                        The number one reason atheists become atheists--they want to sin.
                                        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                                          • Jo Freddie
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 6339
                                            #11666
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                                            The number one reason atheists become atheists--they want to sin.
                                            Gonads.
                                            Posted via Pasta

                                            True Pastafarian™

                                            May my Sauce be with you!
                                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                            I have been to The Volcano!

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78553
                                                #11667
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                Gonads.
                                                Something the british don't have
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Jo Freddie
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                    • 6339
                                                    #11668
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Something the British don't have
                                                    Alex Jones
                                                    Posted via Pasta

                                                    True Pastafarian™

                                                    May my Sauce be with you!
                                                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                      • Paragon of virtue
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Jan 2013
                                                        • 547
                                                        #11669
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                        Alex Jones
                                                        Tells you what you need to hear...not what you want to hear.

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                                                          • Jo Freddie
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                            • Apr 2009
                                                            • 6339
                                                            #11670
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                                                            what you want to hear.
                                                            Scottish Pirate Metal

                                                            Posted via Pasta

                                                            True Pastafarian™

                                                            May my Sauce be with you!
                                                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                            I have been to The Volcano!

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