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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #16
    Re: Infractions

    Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
    For Pasta Al? Has to be something Manly....Godly....and most of all, won't clash with that hat I'm getting him. So none of that fake black & White cowhide stuff, in case they put that on the holsters of Guns. I Hate The Clash!!!
    And so do all decent Christians. Is it too great a stretch of the imagination to see a possible inspiration for the ungodly "homer cowpoke" craze sweeping the nation here?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3330

      #17
      Re: Infractions

      If you hate being issued Infraction after humiliating infraction, then cease forcing the management here into giving them to you.

      Thats easy. Stop worshipping Christs mother and start tithing like a decent Christian and maybe your life here will improve.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • May16
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Oct 2006
        • 22

        #18
        Re: Infractions

        Originally posted by Fish View Post
        I'm sick of getting infractions where I can't defend myself. If you have a problem with me bring it up here where I can have a chance to defend myself.
        Yeah, same here! They seem to be for silly reasons as well..

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #19
          Re: Infractions

          Perhaps you think that Hell is also punishment for "silly reasons"? You should spend more time reading your Bible and less time in the public toilets without pants on....
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • Fish
            Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
            On the point of being banned for lying and libel
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • Oct 2006
            • 318

            #20
            Re: Infractions

            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
            Stop worshipping Christs mother
            I never have and never will worship our Blessed Mother. I do try to show her respect as Christ himself did.

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            • Marshall
              Righteous and Patriotic
              Highest body count at the VFW
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 3330

              #21
              Re: Infractions

              Typical Papist Apologist. Just take the Infractions and deal with the fact that Christ hates you. You came here and were rebuked for falling short of the Lords glory. While certainly a shameful thing, it is also a common thing for your type. You are a disgusting sinner, unworthy in Jesus beautiful azure eyes.

              Right now His eyes are red and puffy from weeping tears of blood as He anguishes over the Catholics refusal to become real Christians and for their stubborn Avarice and Idolatry.

              Shame on you. And cease this complaining and use the Infractions as a tool to better yourself and become Saved™.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #22
                Re: Infractions

                Speaking of infractions, is there going to be another warning point 'hall of shame' posted? I'm curious as to see who might have received the most points... (I surely must be somewhere in the top five)
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Enobarbus
                  Professor of English Landover University
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3496

                  #23
                  Re: Infractions

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Speaking of infractions, is there going to be another warning point 'hall of shame' posted? I'm curious as to see who might have received the most points... (I surely must be somewhere in the top five)
                  But points expire after a time and I'm not sure how the system measures them. I can't get it to display the actual points or number of infractions but can list members in order of infractions and infraction points.

                  You aren't in the running. Two people got 1000 points in one fell swoop, but you are only on 43.
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • Enobarbus
                    Professor of English Landover University
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3496

                    #24
                    Hall of Shame -- 1 Users with most infraction points

                    Top 20 in with most infraction points:

                    thetruthisanopinion
                    Alan
                    wiccanword
                    Fish
                    Punk
                    Markypetal
                    DazDaMan
                    May16
                    Andreas
                    religious idiots
                    bridging-the-gap
                    Gargalo is great
                    Rachael Van Helsing
                    eightofninekev 00EPluribusUnum
                    Gargalo is my hero
                    Bologna
                    HelmsFan55
                    Gargalo D Liar
                    trytrytryagain


                    Top 30 with most infractions against their names:

                    Fish
                    DazDaMan
                    Punk
                    May16
                    Markypetal
                    xfrodobagginsx
                    bridging-the-gap
                    Gargalo is my hero
                    EPluribusUnum
                    Bologna
                    Gargalo is great
                    trytrytryagain
                    religious idiots
                    Andreas
                    thetruthisanopinion
                    Alan
                    Gargalo D Liar
                    HelmsFan55
                    eightofninekev
                    wiccanword
                    Rachael Van Helsing
                    :Aware:
                    HOMOSEXUAL COW
                    Capatain Pokey
                    La Vie Boheme
                    666porn666
                    I_Am_Ebil
                    Happy Child
                    Alternative Views
                    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #25
                      Re: Infractions

                      Originally posted by Fish View Post
                      I never have and never will worship our Blessed Mother. I do try to show her respect as Christ himself did.
                      Hahahaha! Blessed Mother? Interesting choice of words there.
                      Luke 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
                      28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

                      We are blessed, not Mary. Jesus specifically states that folk like me, Marshall, and all the other Godly members of this congregation are way holier than Mary.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • SalvationSeeker
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3892

                        #26
                        Re: Infractions

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Hahahaha! Blessed Mother? Interesting choice of words there.
                        Luke 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
                        28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

                        We are blessed, not Mary. Jesus specifically states that folk like me, Marshall, and all the other Godly members of this congregation are way holier than Mary.
                        Yeah, Mary is only blessed among women.

                        ALL women are inferior to us men, Mary included.
                        How about stopping this Mary worship, Fishy?
                        The only command Mary has ever "given us" was to listen to Jesus!
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #27
                          Re: Infractions

                          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                          How about stopping this Mary worship, Fishy?
                          The only command Mary has ever "given us" was to listen to Jesus!
                          The horrible truth about Romanist goddess-worship can be read here and here.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • Star Finder
                            Rock Worshipper
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1092

                            #28
                            Re: Infractions

                            What are

                            PAPS
                            ?
                            I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #29
                              Re: Infractions

                              They're a smear test to make sure a woman doesn't have cervical cancer.
                              sigpic
                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323

                                #30
                                Re: Infractions

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                They're a smear test to make sure a woman doesn't have cervical cancer.
                                Who cares? There are plenty of extra women to make up for Eve's sin. Wasting a lot of money testing them for things just means a man has to live with a woman a few years longer when he should be out finding a younger one to bear warriors for Christ! I think they should be put out on the ice flows at about age 32 or so after they have birthed the requisite twelve new Warriors.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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