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  • #1

    On Speaking in Tongues

    Fnew Gdenob,

    Nibbsa-neeble do! Fa! Gibba-pa-oh-lapo! Nerk-shnna-denna-hok-ba! Bnop-luj-luf-koyunitzin-da!

    Goeg Shabba Di,
    BAB
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  • #2
    Re: On Speaking in Tongues

    Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
    Fnew Gdenob,

    Nibbsa-neeble do! Fa! Gibba-pa-oh-lapo! Nerk-shnna-denna-hok-ba! Bnop-luj-luf-koyunitzin-da!

    Goeg Shabba Di,
    BAB
    Shonda la HONDA!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: On Speaking in Tongues

      Oh brothers and sisters. I'm feeling the spirit coming over me!

      O holla holla nachtud O wa tanis siam! Oh great one, I sofu king wu taud eid!

      Praise him.
      Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


      Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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      • #4
        Re: On Speaking in Tongues

        Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
        Fnew Gdenob,

        Nibbsa-neeble do! Fa! Gibba-pa-oh-lapo!
        Shebba sham ho ga ibbi ubbi ak. Ta ha quku shfludh eh!

        Adda shleew!

        Nerk-shnna-denna-hok-ba! Bnop-luj-luf-koyunitzin-da!

        Goeg Shabba Di,
        BAB
        Furquelormaugh obbo lzektek da da das kvan! Aga!

        Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
        Oh brothers and sisters. I'm feeling the spirit coming over me!

        O holla holla nachtud O wa tanis siam! Oh great one, I sofu king wu taud eid!

        Praise him.
        Amen! Tarc! Bawah bemlah! Domash trea tash zaza vol!
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • #5
          Re: On Speaking in Tongues

          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
          Shebba sham ho ga ibbi ubbi ak. Ta ha quku shfludh eh!

          Adda shleew!



          Furquelormaugh obbo lzektek da da das kvan! Aga!



          Amen! Tarc! Bawah bemlah! Domash trea tash zaza vol!

          This is sounding a little like the Basque (Vasco¿) what is speak in north of Spain. If no is it is similar. I'm impress you can speak whit toungeus brother.

          Disfortunately I only can speak spanish and valenciano. And english a few.

          How is one able for speak these toungeus brothers?


          YIC, Mari
          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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          • #6
            Re: On Speaking in Tongues

            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
            This is sounding a little like the Basque (Vasco¿) what is speak in north of Spain. If no is it is similar. I'm impress you can speak whit toungeus brother.

            Disfortunately I only can speak spanish and valenciano. And english a few.

            How is one able for speak these toungeus brothers?


            YIC, Mari
            You can do that when you are filled with the Holy Spirit, Sister:

            Acts 2:4:
            And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.

            Toktok jhai!
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • #7
              Re: On Speaking in Tongues

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              • #8
                Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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                For those who don't speak retard, this means "What a load of bollocks". What is the matter pasta gobbler, lost a few keys on your keyboard? Lost the guts to tell it for real because you realized Jesus Christ is right and you are wrong?
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                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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                • #9
                  Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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                  I think noodle head is leaning on his keyboard while buggering a bowl of spaghetti.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • #10
                    Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                    Sheba-laba HOOba laba! Wa DUNgo!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                      Ski bi di bi di do bap do Do bam do Bada bwi ba ba bada bo Baba ba da bo Bwi ba ba ba do.
                      Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                      Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                      • #12
                        Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                        Mugeba parkuble pia tsikelopapi poupire paparupotenakolepiretana.

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                        • #13
                          Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                          Originally posted by Hammer of Justice View Post
                          Mugeba parkuble pia tsikelopapi poupire paparupotenakolepiretana.
                          Pastor Sampson is not a Homer! He just looks a little effeminate!

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                          • #14
                            Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                            While it is, indeed, Godly good fun to speak in tongues, please, Brothers and Sisters, don't speak too quickly when appearing in my court.

                            The stenographer has a bit of difficulty translating the words into the shorthand she uses.
                            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • #15
                              Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                              Flickflak boo! Shonda LaHonda fleegle!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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