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  • MrJIMMY
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    • Mar 2008
    • 31
    #16
    Re: Ask a Londoner

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    You're not unwelcome, aparently, if you were you'd be banned by now. Jesus has brought you here for a reason, my son. If there's any chance of saving your poor soul, we're prepared to help.
    Really?

    Ooh, please help me!!!!!!!!

    I'm sorry for being rude to you all

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449
        #17
        Re: Ask a Londoner

        Why do people who just had something to eat have to pay extra charges when they drive into London? That really never made sense to me.

        Did you realise that the Channel Tunnel is just a giant French gun pointed at the UK? It was made by Gerald Bull if I'm not mistaken.

        Can you really travel through time in those phone boots?

        That's it for now.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027
            #18
            Re: Ask a Londoner

            Originally posted by MrJIMMY View Post
            Maybe this "Jesus: Son of God" is not all he seems?
            WE shall pose the queries here, please-thank-you!

            #1 Why are you people always in a Fog?

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              • Seeker
                Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2007
                • 966
                #19
                Re: Ask a Londoner

                I hear ya love peas and won't eat corn. True?

                Why the freak do you people use the metric system? Are you just trying to confuse Americans? It's working.


                Stones and pounds? Why you make math so hard?

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027
                    #20
                    Re: Ask a Londoner

                    I see he can't answer our questions, Sister Seeker. Disgusting

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                      • Justina Thyme
                        Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 1718
                        #21
                        Re: Ask a Londoner

                        Originally posted by MrJIMMY View Post
                        There's more than one London Bridge in the world, retard.
                        Know your place, heathen! You are a guest here, and it is not for you to insult our Godly Pastors!
                        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                         Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                          • Seeker
                            Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 966
                            #22
                            Re: Ask a Londoner

                            Originally posted by SUV View Post
                            I see he can't answer our questions, Sister Seeker. Disgusting
                            Darn it! Londoner's get that way sometimes.Disgusting for sure.

                            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                              • ElderUK
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                                Under Investigation
                                • May 2008
                                • 8
                                #23
                                Re: Ask a Londoner

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                London Bridge is in Arizona.
                                A london bridge is in Arizona, they sold the old one as it was old and got better one.
                                "I [Jesus] will kill her children with death." Revelations 2:23

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                                  • ElderUK
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                                    Under Investigation
                                    • May 2008
                                    • 8
                                    #24
                                    Re: Ask a Londoner

                                    How long do you need to travel on the "tube" before your snot stops turning black?
                                    "I [Jesus] will kill her children with death." Revelations 2:23

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #25
                                        Re: Ask a Londoner

                                        Originally posted by ElderUK View Post
                                        A london bridge is in Arizona, they sold the old one as it was old and got better one.
                                        While it is certainly true that there are dozens of bridges around the world called "London Bridge," the one in Arizona, USA is the original. God Bless America!!

                                        Any further attempts at correcting Pastor Pistle will have negative consequences for you, nancy.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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