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    BOOK REVIEW: Stop Whining and Start Living by Dr Laura

    First of all folks, I couldn't find the time to follow this false profit's drivel, so I gave the book to a mentally handicapped badger. Anyway, if any of you are curious about Stop Whining and Start Living, by Dr Laura Slushflinger here's the link.

    But also, I would like to announce at this time that I am writing a rebuttal/unauthorized biography titled Stop Lying and Start Eating Ham. So I hope all of my friends at LBC will buy a copy. YOUR THOUGHTS?

    PS Please rate Dr Laura Schlessinger's book, Stop Whining and Start Living by participating in our poll.
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    2 stars, I eat an occasional bagel.
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    3 stars, I'm confused about my spiritual orientation.
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    Re: BOOK REVIEW: Stop Whining and Start Living by Dr Laura

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson
    First of all folks, I couldn't find the time to follow this false profit's drivel, so I gave the book to a mentally handicapped badger. Anyway, if any of you are curious about Stop Whining and Start Living, by Dr Laura Slushflinger here's the link.

    But also, I would like to announce at this time that I am writing a rebuttal/unauthorized biography titled Stop Lying and Start Eating Ham. So I hope all of my friends at LBC will buy a copy. YOUR THOUGHTS?

    PS Please rate Dr Laura Schlessinger's book, Stop Whining and Start Living by participating in our poll.
    I am with the reviewers who ngave one star to the book. I love the exposé of her life-size image in her office – a self-made woman who worships her maker. I wonder if the image has its head stuck up somewhere unspeakable.

    I await your accurate version of this trollop’s life.
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      Re: BOOK REVIEW: Stop Whining and Start Living by Dr Laura

      I refuse to award any stars to a jewess. In Christ's Holy Name, Amen.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: BOOK REVIEW: Stop Whining and Start Living by Dr Laura

        As much as I agree with her position on considering homersexurals abomination, I cannot concur with a woman. Oh, and a jewess.
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        • #5
          Re: BOOK REVIEW: Stop Whining and Start Living by Dr Laura

          If we can get her to apologize for killing Jesus and accept Him as her Savior, maybe she'll be worth listening to. But until then, no.
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          • #6
            Re: BOOK REVIEW: Stop Whining and Start Living by Dr Laura

            She has all the right lip service. Too bad she is a Jew busting hell wide open.

            That would really suck to spend your life preaching and never accept Jesus. Can the AM radio here get rid of her for once. At least replace her time slot with more Sean Hannity.

            I feel so sorry for her husband.

            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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            • #7
              Re: BOOK REVIEW: Stop Whining and Start Living by Dr Laura

              As she reveals in her introduction, "No matter what you've suffered or continue to suffer, while you are alive you have the opportunity to get something from this life, and I'm going to do my best to help you with that. . . . I know of what I speak, as this has been my torturous journey also."
              Dr. Whora is almost right. While you are alive, you have the opportunity to get saved. I can just hear Jesus saying to her, "Thank you for hating many of the same people I hate, but I'm going to have to send you to hell anyway."
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              • #8
                Re: BOOK REVIEW: Stop Whining and Start Living by Dr Laura

                I tend to be overly polite at times so I gave the bitch writer one star.
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                • #9
                  Re: BOOK REVIEW: Stop Whining and Start Living by Dr Laura

                  Originally posted by Glendora Christianson
                  But also, I would like to announce at this time that I am writing a rebuttal/unauthorized biography titled Stop Lying and Start Eating Ham. So I hope all of my friends at LBC will buy a copy. YOUR THOUGHTS?
                  Mother G, I do hope that this isn't a book about ways to solve the Negro problem.

                  I will not eat Children of Ham.
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                  • #10
                    Re: BOOK REVIEW: Stop Whining and Start Living by Dr Laura

                    I'm still new here, and was exploring the fora when I found this.

                    With great trepidation I looked at the responses here, fearing the Jooess Dr. Lurid may have made inroads at Landover by merely voicing the right sentiments, while in fact being a Jooess, and a quite vile person to boot!

                    Imagine my relief!! This thread is wonderfully affirming of what I like about Landover!!

                    I realize she has since renounced the Joory, but persists in her failure to embrace Christianity !!

                    What's up with that ??
                    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                    • #11
                      Re: BOOK REVIEW: Stop Whining and Start Living by Dr Laura

                      Well, I have to give her props for one thing - the pun that is the title. Whining about people whining.

                      Oh the irony.

                      However, title alone does not earn a star.
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