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  • #1

    NOT Moving from NYC

    Because a certain person's husband is a bottle-necked cow grazer, I will not be moving from NYC at this time. I am going to continue my divinity studies once again and attend the new Baptist church I found some time ago.


    In the meantime, I await the hasty approval of my application for residency in Freehold. Should that not occur, I will be forced to uproot myself for a more Godly location than NYC. My new considerations are:


    1. Birmingham, Alabama
    2. Corpus Christi, Texas (The Body of Christ!)
    3. Almost anywhere in Idaho
    4. Port Au Prince, Haiti
    5. Gnaw Bone, Indiana


    Those of you that have already offered a place need not try again.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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  • #2
    Re: NOT Moving from NYC

    Yikes. It’s all a part of God’s plan Brother Larry. I will pray that you will find the most suitable spot for YOU. Let me reassure you with Matthew 7:21. Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Keep your head up high okay?

    PS: you probably would’ve gotten stabbed by a mooslum anyway if you did move to Jaywick. Mooselims love to stab Americans and other white folk there for sport. Also, you can’t bring your guns over to protect yourself in godless Britain.
    My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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    • #3
      Re: NOT Moving from NYC

      Have you considered China? Their one child policy resulted in a particular imbalance (demographically) but renewed prosperity has increased demand for Rolls-Royces and equine transport opportunities with funds available for the general head area (of horses) where your business could flourish. I would be happy to assist with Bible distribution were you able to find a position to your liking in a land crying out for Him.
      Matthew 24:14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

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      • #4
        Re: NOT Moving from NYC

        Hmmm....
        China!

        I do like mandarin oranges and I used to work with a Japanese guy from China. Let me look into this a little Sister Mitza. Yours is the voice of reason in the midst of people accusing me of being insane. Thank you.
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • #5
          Re: NOT Moving from NYC

          Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
          in the midst of people accusing me of being insane.
          Brother Larry, I apologize sincerely for casting any aspersions on your mental well-being. It was wrong of me to jump to any conclusions just because, over a very short period of time, you started multiple financial companies, abruptly decided to leave the country as soon as possible, and then were for some reason denied entry to the United Kingdom. I assumed, and you know how the saying goes.


          The truth is self-evident: You're a young man who longs to see more God's creation besides just Jew York, and you're an enterprising entrepeneur in the mold of Donald Trump himself.


          Placing my foot in my mouth,
          Dennis
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          • #6
            Re: NOT Moving from NYC

            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
            Brother Larry, I apologize sincerely for casting any aspersions on your mental well-being.

            Brother Dennis,


            I went to Honest Charlie's Psychology and Psychiatry Shoppe down on 33rd Street this morning just to be sure I was ok. Hearing it from everyone filled me with sinful self-doubt. For only $500 I was able to learn that I am completely sane and he was even willing to put it in writing for an additional $300. Not a bad deal at all to assure those who love me that I'm not down the road wacko.


            Yours in our Lord,
            BrotherLarry
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • #7
              Re: NOT Moving from NYC

              Can Christians even go insane? Anyway, the $500 fee reminded me of another business opportunity: pet funerals. Apparently these are even more expensive than normal funerals due to various reasons such as some clients requiring glass cremation furnaces.

              It occurred to me that if you added equine psychiatry to your repertoire there could be special requirements which anyone deciding to send their horse to a psychiatrist would be eager to pay for. If horses are not able to accept Jesus, there'd be nothing to prevent insanity. Perhaps the Chinese have a qualification available?

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