[SUV]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Gambling is a sin,Remy.

So is being neegroe. Read about the Curse of Ham in your King James Version, 1611, Holy Bible.

Brother Remy is an honorary White Man now, but just look at.....you!!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Disgusting! And he calls himself a man?

We believe in EQUALITY!!! He pees all over his testicles if he stands up so he has to sit down when he goes behind the bushes. There is nothing wrong with having a small penis. He is very much a real man and he loves me dearly. Old Perv Hatchet just said that it's the testicles that matter and not the penis size. You wouldn't want to contradict another TC would you?

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

It doesn't matter if he sits down to pee.

Disgusting! And he calls himself a man?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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They way you see it? Oh, so you're just that generous. My advice to you would be to see to it that he does all the work. You don't want him ever stepping out of line. You are the man of the house after all.

I'd bet money that he squats down to take a piss behind those bushes. And I'd doubt I'd lose if I put my money on the fact that you stand up when you urinate.

I am not a man

It doesn't matter if he sits down to pee. I sit down to pee as well so we both are EQUAL. We share the work so we both share the load. That's the way I like it and wouldn't have it any other way. Equality rocks!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Gambling is a sin,Remy.

Quote the scripture that backs up your claim, boy.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Gambling is a sin,Remy.

Where is the gamble? It's a sure thing.

[Osambo 08]

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They way you see it? Oh, so you're just that generous. My advice to you would be to see to it that he does all the work. You don't want him ever stepping out of line. You are the man of the house after all.

I'd bet money that he squats down to take a piss behind those bushes. And I'd doubt I'd lose if I put my money on the fact that you stand up when you urinate.

Gambling is a sin,Remy.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

He isn't weak. The way I see it, we both eat, therefore we should both cook. We both walk on the floors, therefore we should both clean them. We both use the bushes to deficate and the lake to bathe, therefore we should both plant vegetables over our toilet spots. We rocks!

They way you see it? Oh, so you're just that generous. My advice to you would be to see to it that he does all the work. You don't want him ever stepping out of line. You are the man of the house after all.

I'd bet money that he squats down to take a piss behind those bushes. And I'd doubt I'd lose if I put my money on the fact that you stand up when you urinate.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You take turns?

Is he too weak and sissified to handle the heat of the kitchen? Is he such a limp wristed faggot that you have to step in and relieve him from his wifely duties because it's too hard on him? You're far more understanding than I would be if my wife was that pathetically useless. Well, we have a tad bit more money than you and have a paid chef, but you get the point.

Why do you even bother to reward him with his own little TV set to watch in his little shed if he can't even be counted on to have your dinner ready?

He isn't weak. The way I see it, we both eat, therefore we should both cook. We both walk on the floors, therefore we should both clean them. We both use the bushes to deficate and the lake to bathe, therefore we should both plant vegetables over our toilet spots. We rocks!

[Remy Lebeau]

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We take turns cooking.
I don't watch sports. When he wants to watch a game, he watches it on one of the tv's and I watch what I want on the other.

You take turns?

Is he too weak and sissified to handle the heat of the kitchen? Is he such a limp wristed faggot that you have to step in and relieve him from his wifely duties because it's too hard on him? You're far more understanding than I would be if my wife was that pathetically useless. Well, we have a tad bit more money than you and have a paid chef, but you get the point.

Why do you even bother to reward him with his own little TV set to watch in his little shed if he can't even be counted on to have your dinner ready?

[SUV]

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We take turns cooking.

Simply how perverse is this thread going to get?!

Be strong, Sister Thumper!

[Glendora Christianson]

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I just wanted to add a few things...

Certain appliances are a convenience . . . dishwashers, clothes washers, clothes dryers, microwave ovens, coffee makers, electric mixers, electric vacuum cleaners, in-sink-disposals, and even electric irons, should all be considered gifts that your husband doesn't have to buy for you. If you are fortunate enough to have them, take better care of them than you would yourself! Or you might end up like this!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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This thread was supposed to be about what a wonderful True Christian wife I will make for Pastor Zeke and instead and AS USUAL turned into a porno staring Old Iron Crotch.

By the way.... I scored 95%.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You've trained him well I see. Does he have your dinner ready when you come home and shut his yap when you're watching the game?

We take turns cooking.
I don't watch sports. When he wants to watch a game, he watches it on one of the tv's and I watch what I want on the other.

[Remy Lebeau]

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I would never hit my husband, nor would he ever hit me. Violence has no part in our marriage.

You've trained him well I see. Does he have your dinner ready when you come home and shut his yap when you're watching the game?