[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Doesn't everyone?

I sure your husband's doctor-modified front butt and backside are VERY familiar with all manner of marital devices! I'm sure the both of you are well acquainted with models like The Super Snake, The Devastator, Sir Pounds-a-lot, The Hit Me baby in One More Hole, The Realistic Jeff Stryker, The Chump Choker, 18" Glow Worm, Ebony Monster Masher, The Driller Killer, Ten Pounds of Pleasure, Doc Johnson's Double Headed Destructor, The Push Me Pull You, and Two Fists of Fury.

You probably subscribe to The Dong of the Month Club™.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Your the husband in your "marriage" so the test isn't even valid for you.

Nonsense. You lot just don't like women with minds of their own.

As if you wouldn't beat that sissy to within an inch of his life if he said otherwise.

I would never hit my husband, nor would he ever hit me. Violence has no part in our marriage.

[Remy Lebeau]

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and according to my husband, I am an excellent wife. And quite frankly, his opinion of me as a spouse is the only one that counts.

Your the husband in your "marriage" so the test isn't even valid for you. As if you wouldn't beat that sissy to within an inch of his life if he said otherwise.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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How do you know what a strap-on is?

Doesn't everyone?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Um, have you got Bible scripture to back that up, iron buns?

I don't need it, since your scriptures aren't mine.

[Matthew Gabriel]

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How do you know what a strap-on is?

[Sister Noddy]

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You lot are the ones insisting that people should only be married for the purpose of making babies. Believe it or not, there are people who actually marry for no other reason than love for each other.

Um, have you got Bible scripture to back that up, iron buns?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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This is definitely a TMI moment Crotch.

You lot are the ones insisting that people should only be married for the purpose of making babies. Believe it or not, there are people who actually marry for no other reason than love for each other.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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This is definitely a TMI moment Crotch.

When we met, he was sterile and I was in the early stages of menopause. We couldn't make a baby together if the fate of the free world rested on it, but that doesn't keep us from enjoying sex. In fact, we enjoy it even more since we don't have to worry about me getting pregnant.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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More blasphemy!!

The Holy Bible does NOT mention past lives! You owe Jesus an apology, witch!!

The Bible isn't my book.

As for an apology to a deity I don't worship - ain't gonna happen in this lifetime.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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We've been together 5 years in this life. We're certain that we were soulmates in previous lives as well.

More blasphemy!!

The Holy Bible does NOT mention past lives! You owe Jesus an apology, witch!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Old Iron Crotch: How long have you been married to your husband? Are you newlyweds or have you been married for a while?

We've been together 5 years in this life. We're certain that we were soulmates in previous lives as well.

[Kris A.]

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Old Iron Crotch: How long have you been married to your husband? Are you newlyweds or have you been married for a while?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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No doubt your heathenish husband finds you quite acceptable, Iron Crotch. But he has undoubtedly never met a True Christian™ Lady.

He's known a few - he finds them boring.

Probably because they refused to mount him with a strap-on

[Jean Poole]

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When we met, he was sterile and I was in the early stages of menopause. We couldn't make a baby together if the fate of the free world rested on it, but that doesn't keep us from enjoying sex. In fact, we enjoy it even more since we don't have to worry about me getting pregnant.

S*x is not to be enjoyed. It is to produce babies. You and your excuse for a husband should never have got married if you are too old to reproduce.