Landover Can Build the Highest Statue of Jesus

[Johny Joe Hold]

I was upset to read Brazil is building a new statue of Jesus 141' high. The Jesus out stretched hands are 118' side to side. This will be the biggest Jesus statue on the North and South American continents.

We must not allow Catholic Brazil to have the largest Jesus statue. We in Freehold must build one bigger. Ours should be 150' feet high and 125' hand to hand. We have to remember Jesus is watching all of this and we don't want Brazil to please Him more than we do. Brazil is what President Trump referred to as a "sh!t hole country." It has I don't know how many mixed race people plus an lot of Priests. We must beat them.


Brazil’s new Jesus statue will surpass Rio’s Christ the Redeemer - The Christian Post

[handmaiden]

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I was upset to read Brazil is building a new statue of Jesus 141' high. The Jesus out stretched hands are 118' side to side. This will be the biggest Jesus statue on the North and South American continents.

We must not allow Catholic Brazil to have the largest Jesus statue. We in Freehold must build one bigger. Ours should be 150' feet high and 125' hand to hand. We have to remember Jesus is watching all of this and we don't want Brazil to please Him more than we do. Brazil is what President Trump referred to as a "sh!t hole country." It has I don't know how many mixed race people plus an lot of Priests. We must beat them.


Brazil’s new Jesus statue will surpass Rio’s Christ the Redeemer - The Christian Post

Couldn't we just--I don't know--retro-fit Mount Rushmore or something? Having Lincoln up there has always been problematic.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Do Cathlicks even believe in Jesus? Shouldn't that be a statue of Mary, Peter, Satan, or some pope? This is like Mormons building a statue of Buddha. I'm sick to my stomach over this outrage. America should have the biggest Jesus, but the Christ of the Ozarks is only 65.5 feet tall. We need to either build a bigger one or have the two in Mulatto Brazil destroyed, or both.

[handmaiden]

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Do Cathlicks even believe in Jesus? Shouldn't that be a statue of Mary, Peter, Satan, or some pope? This is like Mormons building a statue of Buddha. I'm sick to my stomach over this outrage. America should have the biggest Jesus, but the Christ of the Ozarks is only 65.5 feet tall. We need to either build a bigger one or have the two in Mulatto Brazil destroyed, or both.

Destroying things in the name of God does have as much credence as building things in the name of God. The Bible makes that very clear.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I'm sick to my stomach over this outrage. America should have the biggest Jesus, but the Christ of the Ozarks is only 65.5 feet tall. We need to either build a bigger one or have the two in Mulatto Brazil destroyed, or both.

I'd vote for both. But if nobody wants to go south of the wall to take the other ones down, then how about making ours not just bigger (and better, obviously), but additionally higher, i.e. closer to Heaven, by putting it on top of a very tall mountain? The highest peak in Brazil is a little under 10,000 feet and God has blessed America with stuff more than twice that size. Let's see how the Braziliscum react to THAT!

I think the highest one is is Alaska. Could Sarah Palin help?

[handmaiden]

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I'd vote for both. But if nobody wants to go south of the wall to take the other ones down, then how about making ours not just bigger (and better, obviously), but additionally higher, i.e. closer to Heaven, by putting it on top of a very tall mountain? The highest peak in Brazil is a little under 10,000 feet and God has blessed America with stuff more than twice that size. Let's see how the Braziliscum react to THAT!

I think the highest one is is Alaska. Could Sarah Palin help?

I'm pretty sure that she would, Sister. And I seem to recall talk about rebranding some mountain or other with a "Native" name. Putting a Giant Jesus atop that particular piece of real estate would stop that sass right in the as--well, you know.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I'm pretty sure that she would, Sister. And I seem to recall talk about rebranding some mountain or other with a "Native" name. Putting a Giant Jesus atop that particular piece of real estate would stop that sass right in the as--well, you know.

Mount McKinley, now known as Mount DeNada or something? Well, we can probably agree that it needed renaming, because McKinley was a loser who got himself assassinated. But if it's been rebranded once, it can be done again. Mount Trump would maybe not be great, because spoken out loud it sounds like Mount Rump, which is kind of disgusting to Jesus. Maybe Mount Donald?

[handmaiden]

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What I wish to know is why these people run around calling themselves "Native Americans"? These lands were not known as America until God set Christian pilgrims from Europe to civilize this place and give it a proper name.

Seeing how much they resent European anything (and, no doubt, Jesus and God) why claim the word, "American" at all?

And we know that they arrived here from somewhere else in the years after the Flood when Noah's sons were repopulating the earth. There is certainly not anything truly "native" about them. But if you try to tell them that, they become quite discomfited. Then they have the nerve to recount "creation stories" (myths, actually) that describe them emerging from the very lands that Jesus led His Christian emissaries to claim and save in His Name.

It's very distressing the way that they've been manipulating political power these days and making things so difficult for hard-working business owners to make a profit from the land. If they would only read the Bible and see that God gave us dominion for a reason.

[Isabella White]

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Oh, I do hope that I won't incur a rebuke from our beloved Pastor, but it's bound to happen. I simply must say that I think this idea of building a statue should not be part of the work that is done by . The blessed has been most direct with holy commandments, and I fear that if we build that statue, then He will be furious:

Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

And, we must remember when He turned righteous anger to strike another statue of -- TouchDown .

A six-storey statue of Jesus Christ in a midwestern US city was struck by lightning and burned to the ground, leaving only a blackened steel skeleton and pieces of foam that were scooped up by curious onlookers yesterday.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...tue-burns-down

[handmaiden]

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Maybe The Lord was mad because of all the kneeling in football.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Maybe The Lord was mad because of all the kneeling in football.

There is so much cruel sarcasm among atheists about the famous Touch Down Jesus statue. It was struct by lightening and the Godless laugh that God did not like it.

The real answer, of course, is that Satanic cults infiltrated the design process and set up the conditions for the lightening strike and fire. It has been replaced using funds and a design from solid Christians. Jesus is indestructible.

[Isabella White]

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Maybe The Lord was mad because of all the kneeling in football.

Oh, that is very likely, dear Sister Handmaiden. Between the kneeling, and the patting of bums that the players do, is it any wonder why Almighty is fed up with that game? And, I must say: I cannot blame . I'm sick of it, too, what with it forever being on the television on Sunday afternoon. I mean, aren't there other fascinating and helpful things to watch? For example, why not something like this:

Instead of this:

[WWJDnow]

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We should replace the Statue of Liberty with our world's largest Jesus. I've never been comfortable with prominently displaying a statue of a pagan goddess that has become a symbol for the migration of Jews, Catholics, and other undesirables to our shores.

The Democrat party knows it can't win a fair election, and the Statue of Liberty symbolizes their plan to replace God-fearing white Protestants with minorities. I think a 250 foot tall, rifle-bearing Jesus in an INS uniform would send the appropriate message.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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We should replace the Statue of Liberty with our world's largest Jesus. I've never been comfortable with prominently displaying a statue of a pagan goddess that has become a symbol for the migration of Jews, Catholics, and other undesirables to our shores.
The Democrat party knows it can't win a fair election, and the Statue of Liberty symbolizes their plan to replace God-fearing white Protestants with minorities. I think a 250 foot tall, rifle-bearing Jesus in an INS uniform would send the appropriate message.

Wonderful idea, Brother Dnow. Ships coming in with visitors from other countries would get the message, "This country is Christian. Don't mess with that."

I've thought, too, about campaign messages on the statue. Even now with the Pagan we should have wrapped her in a scarf that said, "Vote Trump." I wish I'd have thought about the before last November before that other guy stole the election.

[Isabella White]

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Oh, now I know -- very well -- that I should not question the wisdom of the blessed menfolk of , but I must say: I worry that the will be angered if we approve the building of that statue. There. I've said it. And, now the will say it:

Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."



I mean, wouldn't the building of that monument make us just as bad as those Cathyolicks who do whatever they please -- regardless of how they mock the Holy Word of the as shown within ?



And, what if that Landover statue were to anger ? What if He were to say, "Enough!", and then visit us with wrath, just as He has done in the terrifying video below?