[Dana723]

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I'm very excited - my husband says once the statue is built, we will plan a trip to visit Landover! O, to see this brave new world in all its glory will be like to visit Heaven! Tell me, is there anything in particular we would need to submit - paperwork, blood work, etc. - before entering this wonderful land?

[Dennis Lukes]

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I'm very excited - my husband says once the statue is built, we will plan a trip to visit Landover! O, to see this brave new world in all its glory will be like to visit Heaven! Tell me, is there anything in particular we would need to submit - paperwork, blood work, etc. - before entering this wonderful land?

Freehold is a marvelous city, from what I've heard. I haven't been there. Apparently my visitor's permit application fee payment keeps getting lost in the mail? Rumor has it proof of vaccination cards are required for entry.

[MitzaLizalor]

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It is important, not to obsess over appearances.

We've all seen freaks walking around, as if they'd held a competition to come up with the most ridiculous looking, most absurd and conspicuous garments, then complain when people notice and make sport of them. There may well be places or times where that stuff does not come off as ludicrous in the extreme (or even at all) in which case they'd go for a different costume. If you put them all in the same room at once, then they'd all look the same obviously but the room itself (although neutral, just being a room) would too readily be mistaken for an insane asylum. Foucault's definition of insanity would be apt in that case.

What's inappropriate here though is easy to determine. No crazy-competition required to select your own bizarro style. Simply check some boutiques NOT the ones displaying latex costumes or zentai suits, garments made from mixed fabrics, minimalist beachwear or idolatrous appliqué. Hairstyles depicted on the window mannequins are another dead give-away as to what may be inside.

It's a bit like if you visited somewhere different styles, although modest, were the norm. Your own wardrobe may be as confronting to them as stilt-walker would seem to us in a supermarket. But walking around on stilts is not immodest in itself. So I always travel without luggage and purchase what I require upon arrival, wherever I'm going. I hope those suggestions are helpful.

[handmaiden]

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You mean to tell me those yids are just wearing car buffers on their greasy heads?

Reservoir ZOGs

Why would their heads be greasy? Is it because of the schmaltz? When I hear "greasy", I think of Italians, because of the olive oil. (Oddly enough, I do not think of Greece, which also has olives.)

[Dennis Lukes]

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Why would their heads be greasy? Is it because of the schmaltz? When I hear "greasy", I think of Italians, because of the olive oil. (Oddly enough, I do not think of Greece, which also has olives.)

Just look at that picture again. Those boys look like they bathe to you? Apparently juden live in filthy dwellings or else the Jewesses wouldn't shave off their (lice-infested) hair and wear wigs.


Yuck!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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At the very least they need to send someone up there on a ladder with a bucket of salt and vinegar solution to get the discoloration off the copper.

Speaking of ladders, the greatest monument ever built (Trump's Southern border wall) is going to need some updating. The news reports it is being scaled by "$5 ladders". Should have made it 10ft higher - like Trump said - instead of cheaping out with the $27m per mile option. Biden needs to pay for a retro fit so that criminals are forced to spend $6 on ladders. This is how Reagan defeated the USSR, remember those glorious days?

[Isabella White]

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Why would their heads be greasy? Is it because of the schmaltz? When I hear "greasy", I think of Italians, because of the olive oil. (Oddly enough, I do not think of Greece, which also has olives.)

Well, I am not entirely sure, dear Sister Handmaiden, but I think their greasy heads are due -- most likely -- to wearing those hot hats twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. I've heard that the men wear them even when they are sleeping, and that their wives must wear their wigs when they go to to bed, too.

If you will kindly examine the attached video clip, you will see that the menfolk love to engage in physical activity, at any time. Dancing up a storm certainly involves a great deal of exertion, so that would make their hats rather -- shall we say -- offensive.

And, in the video clip, did you happen to notice the womenfolk anywhere? Oh, they were there, although they were hard to find. Whilst the menfolk were having a great deal of merriment, where were the women? Why, they were being held back, in a smaller room somewhere -- undoubtedly the kitchen -- out of sight, and unable to enjoy themselves, as they slaved away over hot stoves to prepare the dinner for their husbands. And, while I think of it, the way that those men were dancing and enjoying each other's company, well, I think it's easy to see the "tendencies" that they have. It's little wonder that they wanted their wives to be nowhere in sight!

Just look at that picture again. Those boys look like they bathe to you? Apparently juden live in filthy dwellings or else the Jewesses wouldn't shave off their (lice-infested) hair and wear wigs.


Yuck!

Oh, how absolutely correct you are, dear Brother Lukes. One would hope that in this day and age, certain segments of society would progress, and to live in a decent, presentable fashion; but, there are many who will resist. "Yuck!" is right; what else could we expect from Hasidic diamond merchants?

[Dennis Lukes]

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And, in the video clip, did you happen to notice the womenfolk anywhere? Oh, they were there, although they were hard to find. Whilst the menfold were having a great deal of merriment, where were the women? Why, they were being held back, in a smaller room somewhere -- undoubtedly the kitchen -- out of sight, and unable to enjoy themselves, as they slaved away over hot stoves to prepare the dinner for their husbands. And, while I think of it, the way that those men were dancing and enjoying each other's company, well, I think it's easy to see the "tendencies" that they have. It's little wonder that they wanted their wives to be nowhere in sight!

Orthodox Jews are misogynistic in ways not sanctioned by the KJV 1611 Holy Bible, and which are therefore wrong. The Netflix documentary One of Us is a good source on the perfidy and malice of the Jew York Jews. There is a scene in the documentary in which the Jews black out all the female cartoons in a children's book, like how Muslims would do if they could read.


This just goes to show that Hasidic Jews are a bunch of FLAMING homosexual queers so ultra-gay that the mere sight of something vaguely female makes them projectile vomit. I've also heard they can only manage to have relations with their women by turning out all the lights and "knowing" her through a hole in a sheet while pretending that her lady place is a Jew man's hairy asshole. It is also well documented that rabbis enjoy fellating male infants after slicing off their foreskins with a scalpel or sharpened piece of flint.



It should surprise NO ONE that these people have been pushing the gay agenda from the very beginning!


Back on topic, I've been thinking about the statue, and I have a suggestion. Instead of a standing Jesus with his arms outraised like at Corcovado or the Ozarks, we build a Jesus crucified on a cross (which would surely add some height), and inside the cross there are water pipes that pump red-dyed water out of Christ's wounds (which must be depicted in gory, graphic detail, unlike other big Jesuses). It would not just be a giant statue, but a giant fountain that would truly remind its viewers just who died for their sins and what He went through at the hands of the Jews and Roman pre-Catholics.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Here is another complication. Some Catholics in Zacatacos, Mexico are trying to one up we True Christians™. They claim to have the largest statue of baby Jesus in the world. We need to challenge those false Christians.

[Isabella White]

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Here is another complication. Some Catholics in Zacatacos, Mexico are trying to one up we True Christians™. They claim to have the largest statue of baby Jesus in the world. We need to challenge those false Christians.

Those Cathyolicks are asking for trouble, dear Brother Mayor Hold. The will not stand for their idolatry. He will not tolerate it! This video clip shows how clearly Almighty feels about their graven images!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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That statue appears to be wearing Y-Fronts and has a receding hairline. And are those meant to be ribs or abs? Whichever, they're in the wrong place. Speaking as a mother of many sons, I can confirm that nothing about it is normal for a baby boy.

[MitzaLizalor]

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And what about that thing @ 4:27? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!! Idols give me the creeps.

Well I found out what it was. A madonna-and-child-type image from the Ubaid period. From the Met Museum in New York a little more information is available.

In the period 5500–4000 B.C., much of Mesopotamia shared a common culture, called Ubaid after the site where evidence for it was first found. Characterized by a distinctive type of pottery, this culture originated on the flat alluvial plains of southern Mesopotamia (ancient Iraq) around 6200 B.C. Indeed, it was during this period that the first identifiable villages developed in the region, where people farmed the land using irrigation and fished the rivers and sea (Persian Gulf). Thick layers of alluvial silt deposited every spring by the flooding rivers cover many of these sites. Some villages began to develop into towns and became focused on monumental buildings, such as at Eridu and Uruk. The Ubaid culture spread north across Mesopotamia, gradually replacing the Halaf culture ... There was much continuity between the Ubaid culture and the succeeding Uruk period, when many of the earlier traditions were elaborated, particularly in architecture.

https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/hd/ubai/hd_ubai.htm

Get that last sentence. There was much continuity between the Ubaid culture and the succeeding Uruk period, when many of the earlier traditions were elaborated, particularly in architecture. And not only archirecture. THIS. IS. EXACTLY. WHAT. ABRAHAM. WAS. GETTING. AWAY. FROM. And there's line of continuity in idols from that atrocious thing to Ur and Babylon, then via assorted barbaric creeds to Rome. What precise mutterings went along with that, who knows? The mumblings of liars are rarely recorded but the idols stay the same, apart from adjustments for dress styles or hats which is convenient because it's one way to date them for example a "Mary" idol with a grass skirt or a bone through the nose would be a dead giveaway. Here's a little quiz.

A Mary idol in a grass skirt most likely comes from
a Pacific island
Greenland
Tierra del Fuego

A Mary idol with a bone through its nose most likely comes from
England
darkest Africa and she's probably a cannibal
Maine

A Mary idol with 15 arms holding a blue elephant most likely comes from
Japan
Tasmania
India

Abraham was just as revolted as I was. Sometimes I wonder if idolators are ever revolted by anything.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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That's the Catholics for you. Idols, idols everywhere.

[Johny Joe Hold]

We have not been able to get our tallest statue of Jesus up yet. We need to keep working on it. Now, we have another competitor. Some nowhere Catholic place in Italy is about to finish the highest cross in the world. We cannot have that, especially when it's Catholic. It will take a while to best that cross but we have to do it.

Barcelona's Sagrada Familia church reaches its peak with Tower of Jesus Christ | AP News

[Isabella White]

We have not been able to get our tallest statue of Jesus up yet. We need to keep working on it. Now, we have another competitor. Some nowhere Catholic place in Italy is about to finish the highest cross in the world. We cannot have that, especially when it's Catholic. It will take a while to best that cross but we have to do it.

Barcelona's Sagrada Familia church reaches its peak with Tower of Jesus Christ | AP News

Oh, I am not surprised by this — not at all — dear Brother Mayor Hold. And, considering that this pertains to those Cathyolicks, why, I would not put it past them to NOT use a statue of the , but to use one of Mary instead — just as they have done here!






P.S. — Kindly stand by for non-stop propaganda from that -bound Cathyolick, Mr. Rovagnati, as he attempts to justify this sinful suggestion!