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  • daniels_connect
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2025
    • 2

    #46
    You baptits xians seem to think you rule the world. Just wait til Satan get his hooks in you. He will stick his big [ *** UNGODLY CUSSING REMOVED BY ONE OF JESUS'S MOST FAITHFUL MODERATORS *** ]
    Last edited by Isabella White; 02-22-2026, 03:16 PM.

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    • Madame Frottage
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2025
      • 188

      #47
      What a sad banned sinner.
      Song of Solomon 4:16-6:3
      "Awake, O north wind, and come, south wind! Blow upon my garden, that its spices may flow out. Let my beloved come to his garden and eat its choicest fruits." [1

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12871

        #48
        The contest for the tallest statue of Jesus is heating up and we at Landover Baptist are the only group to take it on. Now there is a new competitor. It is some country I'm not familiar with, Armenia. Apparently, there are some Christians there. That nothing place has under construction a statue of Jesus higher than Jesus of the Andes and higher than the Statue of Liberty. If we are going to honor Jesus, His statue needs to be in an important place, not Armenia.

        We have to remember, Jesus loves capitalism. The highest Jesus statue needs to be visible from an interstate highway. There need to be places where tourists can take selfies. An airport nearby needs to offer helicopter flights at eye level.

        World’s tallest Jesus statue being constructed in Armenia | Church & Ministries

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        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14525

          #49
          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          higher than Jesus of the Andes

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          Foreigners! No wonder they wanna leave!! If they'd built it farther back (ARROWED) it would be even higher!!! The thing in the Andes owes its height to being on top of a mountain!!!!

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