What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

[Off Base]

Recently, there have been many threads here concerning rape. From the looks of things, it's always the womans fault she was raped. I myself have been told that wearing a t-shirt that I could use as a tent to sleep in behind locked doors while the curtains to my window are closed is still showing off.

I asked this question before and was ignored, so I'll try it again: what would the True Christians™ us "inferior" women folk do to avoid tempting men and/or being raped? What should we wear? How should we act?

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

Easy, just stay away from sinful and troublesome situations.

If you are not married, look for a Godly husband at Church and Church related events. Remember to stick to main/busy roads, and never go out at night(satan's time). Remember, do NOT dress like a slut!

If you are married, stay at home and tend to your husband, children, and the house chores. When you go out, always have your husband by your side.

[Osambo 08]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

Recently, there have been many threads here concerning rape. From the looks of things, it's always the womans fault she was raped. I myself have been told that wearing a t-shirt that I could use as a tent to sleep in behind locked doors while the curtains to my window are closed is still showing off.

I asked this question before and was ignored, so I'll try it again: what would the True Christians™ us "inferior" women folk do to avoid tempting men and/or being raped? What should we wear? How should we act?

Well if you are overtly paranoid,then don't wear booty shorts,no makeup,wear old-fashioned clothes, and don't cut your hair.

[Off Base]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

Remember, do NOT dress like a slut!

You need to be more specific. Like I said, I wear a huge t-shirt to sleep in and that's "dressing like a slut." Me, I think it's about the most unattractive thing I've ever worn, but you people seem to get turned on by it. What, specifically, would I need to wear that wouldn't be dressing like a slut to you?

Me, I'm thinking the number one thing I should do to avoid being raped is to stay far away from Freehold Iowa.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

You need to be more specific. Like I said, I wear a huge t-shirt to sleep in and that's "dressing like a slut." Me, I think it's about the most unattractive thing I've ever worn, but you people seem to get turned on by it. What, specifically, would I need to wear that wouldn't be dressing like a slut to you?

Aside from not dressing like a slut and not voting Demoncrat, the best way to avoid rape is to accept Jesus as your Personal Savior(c). With Christ's cleansing blood washing over you, your troubles will be over.

Me, I'm thinking the number one thing I should do to avoid being raped is to stay far away from Freehold Iowa.

While Freehold is the safest place on God's green earth (tip of the hat to Brother BJ and his boys in security), your staying away from our fair town is a given. We do not welcome unsaved feminazi scum into our private gated community.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

You need to be more specific. Like I said, I wear a huge t-shirt to sleep in and that's "dressing like a slut." Me, I think it's about the most unattractive thing I've ever worn, but you people seem to get turned on by it. What, specifically, would I need to wear that wouldn't be dressing like a slut to you?

Anything from this website would be fine.

http://www.myculottes.com/

In dangerous situations, which is all situations if you are not married to a well armed, True Christian™ man, multiple layers are suggested.

And no makeup whatsoever, especially lipstick! Lipstick signals that you are willing to use your mouth "down there"!

[Off Base]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

While Freehold is the safest place on God's green earth

Doesn't sound too safe to me, not when most of the men there consider anyone who doesn't have a tallywacker between their legs to be begging to be raped. Not safe at all.

Me, I wonder if you people think Sarah Palin is begging to be raped with how she dresses. Look at all the makeup she uses!

[Osambo 08]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

Doesn't sound too safe to me, not when most of the men there consider anyone who doesn't have a tallywacker between their legs to be begging to be raped. Not safe at all.

Me, I wonder if you people think Sarah Palin is begging to be raped with how she dresses. Look at all the makeup she uses!

Don't try to knock some sense into their demented minds.God will smite their racist behinds on Judgment day.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

Anything from this website would be fine.

http://www.myculottes.com/

Those are good clothes. Another good site where my wife likes to buy her clothes is here: Modest Apparel USA.

If you want to avoid being "raped", then don't put yourself in a bad situation. Women don't get "raped" at church. Women don't get "raped" at Bible study. Women don't get "raped" during chaperoned church activities. Women only get "raped" on unchaperoned dates, at drug and alcohol fueled parties, or when walking alone through urban neighborhoods.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

The answer is so simple. Buy your woman a WWJD thong!

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.14757126

The moment any sex-depraved Negro attempts to steal her ticket to Heaven with pre-marital sex, he will see the glorious visage of Jesus smiling back at him. 99.9% guaranteed to send him howling back into the woods from which he came from.

[Osambo 08]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

The answer is so simple. Buy your woman a WWJD thong!

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.14757126

The moment any sex-depraved Negro attempts to steal her ticket to Heaven with pre-marital sex, he will see the glorious visage of Jesus smiling back at him. 99.9% guaranteed to send him howling back into the woods from which he came from.

Blacks aren't the only ones who sexually assault women..and for the love of God,we aren't pagan savages.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

Blacks aren't the only ones who sexually assault women..and for the love of God,we aren't pagan savages.

Then how do you explain the fact that 80% of America`s prison population are nigra boys like you?

[Osambo 08]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

Then how do you explain the fact that 80% of America`s prison population are nigra boys like you?

I think you should find a credible source of information because the last time I checked,it was roughly 40%,not 80.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

I think you should find a credible source of information because the last time I checked,it was roughly 40%,not 80.

So much better. 40% of negras incarcerated. The other 60 % under the age of 10 or over the age of 60.

Stop making your parents raise your kids! Have you no shame?

Besides, they sucked at raising children to start with, which is why y'all are in prison to begin with, why subject another generation to the same upbringing?

[Osambo 08]

Re: What would the True Christians™ do to avoid rape?

So much better. 40% of negras incarcerated. The other 60 % under the age of 10 or over the age of 60.

Stop making your parents raise your kids! Have you no shame?

Besides, they sucked at raising children to start with, which is why y'all are in prison to begin with, why subject another generation to the same upbringing?

I think you watch too much TV .If your only forte is to generalize and subsequently debase people,then you aren't a veritable Christian.Stop being cynical and maybe you will befriend with more people.