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  • Lithium
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    While I am convinced that you do in fact have a pierced bellybutton, I have just been handed a rumor that you have pierced your nipples as well. Is this true?!
    No I don't have pierced nipples, I very happy with the one I have and don't need anymore than that.
    If you want to see such things just google it.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    How many pictures did she send you? Is she trying to hit on you? Wait until Sister Thumper sees this thread.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Do we have to see pictures of that, too?
    Miss Libra can send the proof to me directly, via my private email link. I will spare True Christians™ from the sin of viewing such shocking material.

    That is the kind of Pastor I am.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    Do we have to see pictures of that, too?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    Originally posted by Libra View Post
    My fiancés father made the picture some time ago for a forum where everybody was posting their tatoos and since it's not so easy to make a picture of your back I asked him and also took pictures of his tatoos as from his wives tatoos

    oh and about the timer, I don't know if our camerra has it and since the batteries are empty I can only use my cellphone
    While I am convinced that you do in fact have a pierced bellybutton, I have just been handed a rumor that you have pierced your nipples as well. Is this true?!

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    I have no rocks on my estate, they damage the mower blades. The mezican gardener is too lazy to move them.

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    Not to mention getting your rocks off.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    I'm not so sure this is a bad thing Brother Portway. Perhaps a full frontal picture of her would do her soul good by baring it.

    We must think of her ultimate Salvation and giving of herself to Jesus!

    PRAISE!

    YIC,
    Sayved
    Not to mention getting your rocks off.

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    I'm not so sure this is a bad thing Brother Portway. Perhaps a full frontal picture of her would do her soul good by baring it.

    We must think of her ultimate Salvation and giving of herself to Jesus!

    PRAISE!

    YIC,
    Sayved


    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    And now I've read your planning on showing more of your sin covered flesh? Please, don't despoil our Godly boards with even more of your personal filth! Have just the smallest amount of decency, please!

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  • Lithium
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    So you're planning on marrying into a whole family of Hellbound God-mockers?!? You're story just gets worse and worse! There is truly no hope for you at all Libra.

    You used to make me angry with your sinning ways, now I'm simply saddened by the fact that you are a lost cause. And posting pictures of your Satanically marked body for us all to see? Have you no shame woman?!?

    And now I've read your planning on showing more of your sin covered flesh? Please, don't despoil our Godly boards with even more of your personal filth! Have just the smallest amount of decency, please!
    Didn't I say that I'm NOT going to post any other pictures ? Some nude skin of the back isn't that perverted as you think, you just make it like that.

    I'm going to marry into this bunch indeed, but I feel bad because they are atheïst, maybe I'm not a true christian like you but at least I already believe that there IS a God, I was raised Catholic (like I said before) but this is not as you guys think to worship Mary, our prayers were adressed to God not to Mary
    So I did read another Bible, and I don't like some things of your religions but that doesn't mean the believes aren't the same.
    There is God, there was Jesus that's the essential of it all

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    So you're planning on marrying into a whole family of Hellbound God-mockers?!? You're story just gets worse and worse! There is truly no hope for you at all Libra.

    You used to make me angry with your sinning ways, now I'm simply saddened by the fact that you are a lost cause. And posting pictures of your Satanically marked body for us all to see? Have you no shame woman?!?

    And now I've read your planning on showing more of your sin covered flesh? Please, don't despoil our Godly boards with even more of your personal filth! Have just the smallest amount of decency, please!

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  • Lithium
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Write my name on anything and include it in the picture.

    How did you take that shot of your tattoo on your back?
    My fiancés father made the picture some time ago for a forum where everybody was posting their tatoos and since it's not so easy to make a picture of your back I asked him and also took pictures of his tatoos as from his wives tatoos

    oh and about the timer, I don't know if our camerra has it and since the batteries are empty I can only use my cellphone

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    Originally posted by Libra View Post
    Eh Great idea if I had a mirror that large and lipstick
    Shall I write it on a piece of paper ? haha
    Write my name on anything and include it in the picture.

    How did you take that shot of your tattoo on your back?

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  • Lithium
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Your camera doesn't have a timer on it? Most do these days.

    Anyway, if you really have a pierced bellybutton, you could take a picture in the mirror. Write "Pastor Zeke" in lipstick on the mirror so I'll know it's real.

    If I'm wrong and you truly do have a pierced bellybutton, then I'll reverse all of your infractions and apologize for misjudging you. Deal?
    Eh Great idea if I had a mirror that large and lipstick
    Shall I write it on a piece of paper ? haha

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    Originally posted by Libra View Post
    I only have 2 hands so when I need to make a picture I only have 1 free hand so I don't think I'll be able to fold my hands for prayer
    Your camera doesn't have a timer on it? Most do these days.

    Anyway, if you really have a pierced bellybutton, you could take a picture in the mirror. Write "Pastor Zeke" in lipstick on the mirror so I'll know it's real.

    If I'm wrong and you truly do have a pierced bellybutton, then I'll reverse all of your infractions and apologize for misjudging you. Deal?

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  • Lithium
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    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    I'm not familiar with great Fu-fingers, but I bet it's nothing decent.

    How about putting your hands together and praying to Jesus! That's the kind of picture Pastor Zeke wants to see!
    I only have 2 hands so when I need to make a picture I only have 1 free hand so I don't think I'll be able to fold my hands for prayer

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