[Kris A.]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

It says not to make any cuttings or marks for the dead, but Jesus only died temporarily, not forever. So, IF I decided to get a tattoo that says "Jesus is my personal savior" or perhaps a tattoo of my favorite verse in the Bible, would that be okay or would I still be going to Hell even though all I ever wanted was to show heathens my love for God and Jesus without saying a single word.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

I'd tap that

You would fornicate with an armpit???

[f5istehkey]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Hmmmmmm..... well if THIS is you, I wouldn't be so sure....

I'd tap that

[Off Base]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Hmmmmmm..... well if THIS is you, I wouldn't be so sure....

Wow. I don't know wether to laugh or vomit.

No, it's not me. I shave my legs and armpits (along with one other area that I'm too much of a lady to discuss). I was asking wether or not it's a sin for a lady to shave these areas? Do you want me to have hairy pits and legs? I'm pretty sure the men wouldn't want that (my ex husband sometimes got pissy if I didn't shave my pits daily; what, is he actually going to check under my arms to make sure there isn't a stubble there? Well, he tried).

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

God seems pretty darn pleased to give me hairy armpits?

Hmmmmmm..... well if THIS is you, I wouldn't be so sure....

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Oh captain Asshat, you are clearly oblivious as to what the Bible says. NO markings upon your body whatsoever!

Uuuhh lets look at Zeke's post again...

Leviticus 19:28 says "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord."

Yep, I'm pretty sure that means 'dude, don't let dead folks tattoo you!!!'. That means 'zombies', right???

But Im confused?? What if Jesus came back, an wanted to tattoo me? He's a zombie, right?? So can I let some zombies tattoo me, but not others??? What's the rules wi that????

[christain-goth]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Since you are a Goth, I don't see why it matters. Get a 666 tattoo or maybe even this one, because you have already chosen to ignore Jesus' love by practicing a false and evil religion.

Nah I don't believe in Satan.

[God Hates Me]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

God seems pretty darn pleased to give me hairy armpits and hairy legs. Is it a sin to shave those, too?

Of course its a sin! since you're not born with air in your lungs GOD doesnt intent people to even breathe! so breathing is a sin too... alot of people need to stop breathing, say put their heads in a bucket filled with water to stop the sin that is BREATHING!

[Off Base]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

If God has been pleased to give you a unibrow, then obviously, that's what He wants you to have.

God seems pretty darn pleased to give me hairy armpits and hairy legs. Is it a sin to shave those, too?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

So your god prefers a unibrow?

If God has been pleased to give you a unibrow, then obviously, that's what He wants you to have.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Yes, Cap'n Asshat they are ALL going to HELL and so is this idiot.

GLORY!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Oh captain Asshat, you are clearly oblivious as to what the Bible says. NO markings upon your body whatsoever!

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Since when do you care what the Bible says?

Hey Zeke,

What if u got a tattoo of Jesus or somethin??? Would that be ok??? I recon tatts only bad of u get them off dead folks, cos thats what the Bible says.....

.... take a look at THESE ....

I bet if Jesus came back he'd get a tattoo like this....



An God would def approve of this 'Hello Kitty' Jesus tatt



Or this coooooooooolll laughting Jesus tattooo!!!



Or this cooo-elll Jesus - skull thingy???



See, Christians com in allll shapes an SIZES (Remember that next time u considers me for true ChristerTM!



Praise the Lord!

[Off Base]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Since when do you care what the Bible says?

Generally, I don't.

However, when nuts like yourself try to turn their personal interpretation of the Bible into law, it impacts me.

Here in Oklahoma, getting a tattoo was illegal up until just a few years ago. And cockfighting was perfectly legal up until about the same time. Socially, this state is about fifty years behind the rest of the world and I can't help but think that it's because so many people in this state think just like LBC members.

Maybe you should move from Iowa to Oklahoma.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

1 Corinthians 6:19-20. "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."

That doesn't say anything about tattoos or body piercings.

Since when do you care what the Bible says?