[Talitha]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Certainly, Sister Tali!

As you well know, witnessing is hard work. At times, things can get intensely hands-on, as we slowly work over a sinner, probing deeply into his psyche, thrusting the Truth into his sin-addled mind, until the sinner finally comes (often with convulsions, shouts, and grunts!) to Jesus and prays to be filled with His Love!

Now, sometimes bodily force is required; you see, demons within the sinner often try to force him to run from the Truth!

Holding a sinner spread-eagled over the hood of a car in midwinter, well, sometimes one loses a glove. Therefore, applying a little Vaseline prior to witnessing helps avoid problems like chafing or cracking of the hands, which could distract a Brother or Pastor from witnessing as thoroughly or deeply as a sinner might require.

Why Brother knees, your reply certainly brings a tear to my cheeks.

It reminds me of my own first contact with a Pastor from this very Church who gave me a very hard Ministering to assert my Faith©.
I was shown a firm right hand and very soon I was screaming out for JESUS©
Happily, those days are long gone, but your words certainly brought back a "Tingle" down my Spine.

[Rextopherious]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

This witnessing business sounds dangerous.

I'm not sure I want to be witnessed to....

[Talitha]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

This witnessing business sounds dangerous.

I'm not sure I want to be witnessed to....

The only danger would be if you were to run away possessed by a Demon.
There is nothing to fear.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

This witnessing business sounds dangerous.

I'm not sure I want to be witnessed to....

Friend,

What is there to be afraid of; To be filled with The Love of Jesus and to be held in His godly and strong arms and to gaze into His kind blue eyes. What more could a soul ask for?

Why, what do you think could go wrong friend?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Friend,

What is there to be afraid of; To be filled with The Love of Jesus and to be held in His godly and strong arms and to gaze into His kind blue eyes. What more could a soul ask for?

Why, what do you think could go wrong friend?

Well said, B-J!

Why, nothing can go wrong if she simply submits to the Love of Jesus!

[Talitha]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Well said, B-J!

Why, nothing can go wrong if she simply submits to the Love of Jesus!

Ah! Brother Bobby Joe and Brother knees!!
Whilst I have both of you here at the same time, I came across this "Contraption" whilst looking through my latest Chastity For Jesus© magazine.



I'm a little confused as to It's use!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Ah! Brother Bobby Joe and Brother knees!!
Whilst I have both of you here at the same time, I came across this "Contraption" whilst looking through my latest Chastity For Jesus© magazine.

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I'm a little confused as to It's use!

I have no clue. If it were a thimble, Temperance could explain it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Ah! Brother Bobby Joe and Brother knees!!
Whilst I have both of you here at the same time, I came across this "Contraption" whilst looking through my latest Chastity For Jesus© magazine.

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I'm a little confused as to It's use!

As am I. Is sick-ular society so depraved that pouring spouts now have to be locked to the tops of bottles, lest the hellbound trash steal them?

[Talitha]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

As am I. Is sick-ular society so depraved that pouring spouts now have to be locked to the tops of bottles, lest the hellbound trash steal them?

I am assured It's a Christian Contraption Brother.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

I am assured It's a Christian Contraption Brother.

Sister, I believe that's a device used by the Cathoholic Church in an attempt to rein in some of their more profligate pederast priests, in response to many community complaints.

It's designed to restrain the male anatomy to prevent the sodomizing of altar boys. Father Mo could probably tell us more about its use.

I'm not sure what such a device is doing in a Christian catalog, unless it's for educational purposes?

[Talitha]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Sister, I believe that's a device used by the Cathoholic Church in an attempt to rein in some of their more profligate pederast priests, in response to many community complaints.

It's designed to restrain the male anatomy to prevent the sodomizing of altar boys. Father Mo could probably tell us more about its use.

I'm not sure what such a device is doing in a Christian catalog, unless it's for educational purposes?

Thank you so much Brother Knees.
It's disgusting that something should be needed to stop Catlick Priestophiles putting Choo-Choo's in small Boys Butts.
However, we all know It's a part of their way of life.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Ah! Brother Bobby Joe and Brother knees!!
Whilst I have both of you here at the same time, I came across this "Contraption" whilst looking through my latest Chastity For Jesus© magazine.

I'm a little confused as to It's use!

Wasn't that what the Freehold County Corner decided Jesus used to call your late husband home Sister Talitha?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Here is the belt I currently wear. I'm sorry I don't have a photo of me in it, but perhaps I could ask one of the Pastors' wives to take a picture that I can pass along privately.

Bwahahaha!! I have a similar 'chastity belt', my husband and I both like it, especially the taking it off part......I wear it and play the shy damsel and he.....well, you get the idea

But that's no chastity belt!!! Bwahahaha!

[TwinkBoy]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

If there are any other unwed Sisters here who could help, or any married Sisters whose husbands have commanded them to wear one, I'm having a problem with my chastity belt. I've been finding when I do a lot of activity (cleaning and cooking for the unwed men of the flock is a never ending task), it starts to chafe. Would talcum powder work best, or should I go with a petroleum jelly?
The talc would be less shameful to buy, but I've noticed a few of the Brothers and Pastors keep a fair supply of petroleum jelly on hand which they must have to give the unwed women for this very problem.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated!

Hello Sister M&M.......

Hmmmm...my..my..love...you DO seem to have a PROBLEM don't you? Forget the Talc, love, as it doesn't work. When ROCKY made me wear such an EVIL and VILE belt for a short period of time I used the Petro Jelly. It got kind of slimmy, love, but OH THE FEELING!! LoL......

My advise? GREASE IT UP SISTER!!!

Twink

PS--I reallyyy hope this advise helps you, love. Now IF you want to talk CORSETS...well, frankly....love...I'm an EXPERT!!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

Hello Sister M&M.......

<BORING RANT ABOUT GREASE>

You foul <YAWN> disgusting sin<yawn>ner . . . You know . . . Hell . . . ZZZZzzzzzzzz . . .