Godly doctoring

[eliot mayfield]

Friends, I was ill last week. I lay on the couch suffering terribly because I had a fever. Yes, the pain was horrid, but I prayed to God and he set me right! I heard it from my TV that i had turned off because there was nothing but Homer sports on. Figure skating and tennis from Homerstralia.
Figure skating makes me want to puke and that's probably why God smote me with a fever for glancing at it for more than a split second.
Anyway, a voice says, "Leviticus 14"
for you sinners who haven't memorized the Bible, here's a link for you learn something:
http://www.bartleby.com/108/03/14.html

I was ashamed that I had forgotten that God has given us everything we need to know in his word.

Then I felt a need for Deutronomy and was quickly warned:
chap 28
22": The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish


Yes, God's gifts are sweet. I was once again reminded of his power.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Godly doctoring

Praise Jesus! Sometimes we all need a little smack on the backside to remind us to stay on the straight & narrow! Your little anecdote has inspired me, and I am proud to say that Jesus is watching us, every minute of every day! Keep your thoughts pure, because you don't want Jesus to see those innocent little slips where we all think of a turgid tallywhacker at the most inopportune times....

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Godly doctoring

Friends, I was ill last week. I lay on the couch suffering terribly because I had a fever. Yes, the pain was horrid, but I prayed to God and he set me right! I heard it from my TV that i had turned off because there was nothing but Homer sports on. Figure skating and tennis from Homerstralia.
Figure skating makes me want to puke and that's probably why God smote me with a fever for glancing at it for more than a split second.
Anyway, a voice says, "Leviticus 14"
for you sinners who haven't memorized the Bible, here's a link for you learn something:
http://www.bartleby.com/108/03/14.html

I was ashamed that I had forgotten that God has given us everything we need to know in his word.

Then I felt a need for Deutronomy and was quickly warned:
chap 28
22": The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish


Yes, God's gifts are sweet. I was once again reminded of his power.

Welcome words, Brother. You a-muse me.

So it is,
a fever is a favor

I read it and learned

something


see your poem at the Korner

[Brother Love]

Re: Godly doctoring

JESUS forgives Brother Eliot! (This applies to TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!! Offer is void where SINNERS are concerned and false Christians) Bless you Brother.