[SalvationSeeker]

My mom doesn't have a credit card so haha.

Oh, I reckon its cash only when she's playing the harlot then.
(She probably lacks a bank account too then, right?)
Well, no worries.

You will be happy to know that Jesus accepts cash!
Get in touch with one of the Pastors and see if he can tell you where to send it.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Ixi, the money goes to GOD (and His people). 10% of everything you own is rightfully due Him every week, and it is highly suggested that you at LEAST triple that, lest you accidentally offend Him (His Holy Anger is often more than any human could bear).

[Bobby-Joe]

My mom doesn't have a credit card so haha.

Friend,

They make credit cards for students. Why don't you get one and show Jesus how much you love Him?

[Ixi]

And where does the money go? To the poor?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

My mom doesn't have a credit card so haha.

Poor people have to tithe, too:

Mark 12:41-44: And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. And he called [unto him] his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: For all [they] did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, [even] all her living.

If you follow that wondrous example, Jesus will love you an extra-special lot. Given that your mom doesn't have a credit card, Jesus wants you to get her checkbook, cash, food stamps, or whatever else she uses to buy things and donate them to His service. Glory!

[Ixi]

My mom doesn't have a credit card so haha.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Theres more important things to buy then shoes!

YES, THERE IS! You need to prove to JESUS that you love Him so you are not tossed into HELL with the Lord and Lady. Go get mommy's credit cards and come back here. Scurry off, now! WAIT! You need to know how much is available on each card. Then call our toll-free number to get right with GOD.

[Enobarbus]

Theres more important things to buy then shoes!

"ThAn shoes".

You are quite correct. Shoes are of no importance next to ones Aeternal soul. Tithing to Jesus via Landover is much more important than buying shoes or looking after animals. You need to look to your soul Ixi, while there is still time.

[Ixi]

Theres more important things to buy then shoes!

[Talitha]

You're right. I can't believe I wrote such evil nonsense. Evolution is a myth clearly disproved by our godly KJV!

Actually I don't remember I ever wrote such think. OMG: I was controlled by demons!!!!!!!!!!

*says some prayers to get rid of nasty demons*

I hope you can forgive me brothers. But the main issue is whether I'll be forgiven by Jesus.

*says more prayers and starts looking for his credit cards*

Yours in Christ

I hope some of the other "outsiders" looking at these Godly Boards are taking note of what True Repentance looks like.
Praise The Lord!

[Andreas]

You might be a victim of demonic oppression.
Repent now, and pray that Jesus will forgive you, and rid you of those evil spirits.

Nothing has ever evolved into a different thing. Men are men and animals are animals!

You're right. I can't believe I wrote such evil nonsense. Evolution is a myth clearly disproved by our godly KJV!

Actually I don't remember I ever wrote such think. OMG: I was controlled by demons!!!!!!!!!!

*says some prayers to get rid of nasty demons*

I hope you can forgive me brothers. But the main issue is whether I'll be forgiven by Jesus.

*says more prayers and starts looking for his credit cards*

Yours in Christ

[eliot mayfield]

Nothing has ever evolved into a different thing. Men are men and animals are animals!

[SalvationSeeker]

Biologically humans are also animals.

But God gave us dominion over less evolved ones:

[26] And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Yours in Christ

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS EVILUTION!
Humans are NOT animals.

Andrew, what is happening to you?
For a while, you seemed to be on the right path but lately you have been full of blasphemy.

You might be a victim of demonic oppression.
Repent now, and pray that Jesus will forgive you, and rid you of those evil spirits.

[Andreas]

Since when do animals need homes? Are you some kind of kook who goes around trying to build houses for possums or something?

Biologically humans are also animals.

But God gave us dominion over less evolved ones:

[26] And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Yours in Christ

[eliot mayfield]

Like I still depend on mom and dad for money, please! I have money, I take care of myself, but I'll give it to the homeless and animals who don't have homes.

Since when do animals need homes? Are you some kind of kook who goes around trying to build houses for possums or something?