[Daisy Mae Johnson]

My Messican maid calls this a "herpes"



I keep telling her....noooo, it pronounced Hair piece.

Sister Thumper

[Hitoshi]

Every single post in this thread so far has failed to pick up on the real important issue here - the fact that a Jap has defiled an American woman!

It seems pretty clear to me that GOD wants us to first circumcise, and then kill, every male in Japan. How did everyone else fail to notice this?

is too bad no fore skin is cover this ugly head

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[Brother Temperance]

Every single post in this thread so far has failed to pick up on the real important issue here - the fact that a Jap has defiled an American woman!
Genesis 34:1 And Dinah the daughter of Leah, which she bare unto Jacob, went out to see the daughters of the land. 2 And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, prince of the country, saw her, he took her, and lay with her, and defiled her.

5 And Jacob heard that he had defiled Dinah his daughter: now his sons were with his cattle in the field: and Jacob held his peace until they were come.
6 And Hamor the father of Shechem went out unto Jacob to commune with him. 7 And the sons of Jacob came out of the field when they heard it: and the men were grieved, and they were very wroth, because he had wrought folly in Israel in lying with Jacob's daughter: which thing ought not to be done...

13 And the sons of Jacob answered Shechem and Hamor his father deceitfully, and said, because he had defiled Dinah their sister:
14 And they said unto them, We cannot do this thing, to give our sister to one that is uncircumcised; for that were a reproach unto us:
15 But in this will we consent unto you: If ye will be as we be, that every male of you be circumcised; 16 Then will we give our daughters unto you, and we will take your daughters to us, and we will dwell with you, and we will become one people...
24 And unto Hamor and unto Shechem his son hearkened all that went out of the gate of his city; and every male was circumcised, all that went out of the gate of his city.

25 And it came to pass on the third day, when they were sore, that two of the sons of Jacob, Simeon and Levi, Dinah's brethren, took each man his sword, and came upon the city boldly, and slew all the males. 26 And they slew Hamor and Shechem his son with the edge of the sword, and took Dinah out of Shechem's house, and went out.

It seems pretty clear to me that GOD wants us to first circumcise, and then kill, every male in Japan. How did everyone else fail to notice this?

[Hitoshi]

okay this really for my friend. I am never have problem because I alway make sure "my son wear his jacket" if you are catching my driff. my friend is just come to America so he not understand how dirty every one is specially girl. Believe I not even like shake hand with american because they alway picking and scratching and never wash hand. you guy do not think of germ you even wear shoe in house. I bow instead shake hand and act like I am not understand culture.

[Andreas]

Landover should once and for all quarantine all non-Christians

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I have friend who is need help so I am ask for him. my friend is Japanese student in America here and he has get venerial disease (is herpe) from American college girl. if he give money for church is possible jesus make herpe go away? he very desperate and is want try anything. Serious this is for friend so no joke okay.

ps - this NEVER happen in Japan. Japanese woman keep herself clean.

Hiroshi you little yellow monkey, why are you in here telling such lies. This isn't about your "friend", because you don't have any. You got inflicted with AIDS after you were giving strangers a free joyride in a public park, right?

Listen up chink, if you were inflicted with some disease by Jesus as a punishment for your shameless sodomizing, then no doctor can help you. You deserve what you got, rice boy.

And don't try rubbing grizzly bear testicles or cat gut on your festering wounds either! Jesus hates it when you use gook witchcraft.

And by the way; do not cast aspersions on American women. You will never find this out for yourself, but take it from me, True Christian American girls are the most beautiful, talented and clean females on God's earth. Your chink harlots have to paint themselves white with shoepolish to cover the stains of filth permanently embedded on them.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

If you mean the one who is regularly seen at her university with a bible blathering on to anyone who will listen about damnation and fire and barbed tallywhackers and to repent NOW or else, my guess is she's involved in study right now.

She'll most likely find her way soon enough to be in the company of her fellow fundies.

[Hairy Homer]

Now, that was harsh and uncalled for

Well, I mean, I thought I should warn you in case you picking up bad habits from them. I am trying to be helpful, I swear. I'd be distressed to see you become like them.

And where's Lady Sorrow? Has she signed up on these new boards?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

You are starting to sound like these Christians -- if thine eye offend you, or whatever...

Now, that was harsh and uncalled for

[Hairy Homer]

Catty? Oh no, Hairy, I assure you I wasn't being unkind or cruel. I understand that herpes is a lifelong condition. Therefore the only way to be rid of the condition is to remove the offending appendage.
I was only being realistic.

Very well, if you ever get facial herpes, we will be happy to help out by removing your head.

You are starting to sound like these Christians -- if thine eye offend you, or whatever...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Catty? Oh no, Hairy, I assure you I wasn't being unkind or cruel. I understand that herpes is a lifelong condition. Therefore the only way to be rid of the condition is to remove the offending appendage.
I was only being realistic.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

And the surgeon would have to use tweezers and a magnifying glass. Maybe he should just tie a hair around it and let it fall off like a skin tag.

[Hairy Homer]

I know.
But 'neutering' sounds better that 'performing a BaB'.


Just like one of the cures you were telling me about for migraine headaches? And the juice one, Pastor?

It does sound more scientific. Still, performing a BaB would be an overly drastic solution to a minor problem and one that no man in Hitasaki's position would contemplate. Your little joke -- and I am sure you must be jesting -- is an unkind one. I would go so far as to say that the suggestion he should get his dick lopped off to cure him of herpes is a facile and catty suggestion. You know very well that that would create a much worse itch than the one that it got rid of. And the virus would still be there anyway and the sore eventually just pop up somewhere else.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

No, Rachael, that wouldn't solve the problem at all. I hope that I am not detecting a little sexism and wishful thinking in your reply here. A vet neutering him will not solve the problem of his itchy dick, and will not, since he is past puberty, turn him into a eunuch either. If you somehow imagine that a vet neuters animals by doing a Lorena Bobbit on them, you are quite wrong. That would make them more dangerous and hard to control. No, neutering means going for the source of semen and testosterone in a male. The main bit is left intact.

I know.
But 'neutering' sounds better that 'performing a BaB'.

But you know how they stick to these crazy 'cures''.

Just like one of the cures you were telling me about for migraine headaches? And the juice one, Pastor?

[Petal]

herpes is no more than a minor nuisance -- on a par with the common cold.

ah-choo! man this a disgustin thread, an i rebukes Mr.Hitachi for startin it! we not needs to reads about your freind's stinky ole choo-choo, an if he were a tom-kitty i would put him in a sacks an take him to the rivers an baptize him over an over an over agains until lord Jesus call him home to glorys!