[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

So you're saying that cell nuclei can think? Apparently they can think and are sentient, as they can learn. That means every time you eat something, you're eating a sentient being, whether it's animal, vegetable, or fungus.

Think about that when you gnaw on a carrot stick.

Unfortunately, you haven't learned grammar yet. "It's" is a contraction for "it is" or "it was" or "it has". The possessive of "it" is "its". I guess the nuclei learn more effectively than you.

Do your homework.

Funny AND smart

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?



Perhaps you'd care to join me at the Flying J Truck Stop some evening for a little Soul-Saving(TM)?

[Talitha]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Perhaps you'd care to join me at the Flying J Truck Stop some evening for a little Soul-Saving(TM)?

You'd better watch your behaviour around Sister Thumper Mr OYK.
Sister Thumper is not only a True Christian™ Laydee but also betrothed to a Pastor.

[OnYourKnees]

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I wouldn't want to offend . . . the Pastor is certainly welcome to join as well! Perhaps I could learn some new technique from his able hand.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I wouldn't want to offend . . . the Pastor is certainly welcome to join as well! Perhaps I could learn some new technique from his able hand.

Bah. Any of the GODLY sisters would tear you limb from limb.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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AMEN Pastor P!

I kinda miss our "Smack Downs for JESUS".

Speaking of that...where has that harlot Banshee been? I haven't seen her since Sister Tali and I took her "skeet shooting".

If you are a man of considerable means Brother OnYourKnees, I may be able to arrange a tea date for you and Sister Tali. We would need a Pastor to chaperone...of course.

With Love, Sister Thumper

[OnYourKnees]

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If you are a man of considerable means Brother OnYourKnees, I may be able to arrange a tea date for you and Sister Tali. We would need a Pastor to chaperone...of course.

I would expect nothing less of True Christians(tm), Sister!

[Kecht]

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You'd better watch your behaviour around Sister Thumper Mr OYK.
Sister Thumper is not only a True Christian™ Laydee but also betrothed to a Pastor.

Oh, please...

Who would buy the cow when they can get the milk for free? If the good pastor was going to marry her it would have happened. You're nothing but animals so why deceive yourselves into thinking a legally binding contract of monogamy is going to elevate you to a state beyond your inherent beastial natures? How does a peice of paper handed out in a court of secular law validate the natural union of a penis and a vagina in the eyes of a non-secular narcissistic entity? Marriage is for simple-minded conformist suckered in by the promise of happiness which is an inevitable contradiction to the nature of the universe. We exist to suffer.

Existence is pain. Pain is suffering. Woe to the universe.
Woe to the christian hypocrites who fornicate like the beast that they are. Accept your low stations in life. Pfft, conformist no-nothings...

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Oh, please...

Who would buy the cow when they can get the milk for free? If the good pastor was going to marry her it would have happened. You're nothing but animals so why deceive yourselves into thinking a legally binding contract of monogamy is going to elevate you to a state beyond your inherent beastial natures? How does a peice of paper handed out in a court of secular law validate the natural union of a penis and a vagina in the eyes of a non-secular narcissistic entity? Marriage is for simple-minded conformist suckered in by the promise of happiness which is an inevitable contradiction to the nature of the universe. We exist to suffer.

Watch it, Hairball. Stop comparing the blessed union of a True Christian™ man and his silent, submissive wife to your drunken fornication with the black-lipstick-wearing gothtard girls you pick up at hipster raves.

You're right in a very narrow way. We don't think that a secular marriage license elevates us above the beasts. In fact, the Holy King James Bible never tells us to get secular marriage licenses. True Christian™ marriage comes from God, not the county courthouse:

Genesis 2:18: And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

Mark 10:9: What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

If you ever hear a "Christian" babbling about the sanctity of government-licensed marriage, you know you're listening to someone who's been brainwashed by the atheists.

Existence is pain. Pain is suffering. Woe to the universe.
Woe to the christian hypocrites who fornicate like the beast that they are. Accept your low stations in life. Pfft, conformist no-nothings...

You have some repenting to do, pal, or your existence will be pain and suffering throughout all eternity.

[hellion]

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I am not "what's his face" you little tramp!

Not you! You said the same thing I did, Al! It was Salvo Seeker who prooved us both wrong.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Not you! You said the same thing I did, Al! It was Salvo Seeker who prooved us both wrong.

No, Al and Salvation Seeker both said the same thing, then Jesus proved they were both right and you were wrong, remember?

[hellion]

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No, Al and Salvation Seeker both said the same thing, then Jesus proved they were both right and you were wrong, remember?

Do you even know what we're talking about? I doubt it. You just have to bring religion into EVERYTHING because it runs your entire existence.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Please ignore the rantings of this hellbound dyke harlot--clearly, her brainworks are too gummed up with lesbo cooter juice for God's Word to make even the faintest imprint on her consciousness. The best we can do is pray that Jesus strikes her dead before any saved souls are led astray by her verbal vomit.

[Brother Temperance]

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Do you even know what we're talking about? I doubt it. You just have to bring religion into EVERYTHING because it runs your entire existence.

God runs the entire universe, why should my petty life be any different? Besides, I remember what happened perfectly: You claimed molecules were alive, in this post. Me, Al, Salvation Seeker, and everyone else disagreed with you. Then Jesus entered into you and showed you the error of your ways, remember?

[Enobarbus]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Haha! Bullswool is even worse! Where do you come up with this??

Where do I come up with "bullswool"? It's standard English slang, you risibly, spectacularly ignorant little cow. Obviously -- even to you, I presume -- bulls don't have wool, so if something is described as "bullswool", it's untrue -- nonsense. Similarly with "Horsefeathers". I have been familiar with both terms since I was a child. So are most people. I don't understand what you the pair of you are on about. You both have lived very cloisted lives, it seems. You are both astonishingly ignorant.

It's your homerism, you are plainly a dyke bitch whose brain is addled by your indulgence in depravity and sin. It's the only explanation for your stupidity and ignorance. Clown Boy is the same. Stupid and ignorant. His brain has been bashed too often against his scull while he's been being buggered by his boyfriends. A pathetic little yob like him will obviously be the bitch in any homer twosome and he must spend most of his life being sodomized.

And you reject Jesus for this? Don't you wish you were a normal person with a normal vocabulary and knowledge? Give up your sin and find Jesus and it will come true. Mind you, whether Jesus wants the likes of you and Clownass is a moot point.