What to do if DNA Claims Your Heritage is Mixed Race

[Johny Joe Hold]

Across the Christian spectrum people are hiring DNA firms to analyze their blood line or, the high class term liberal like to use, "ethnic heritage." Some people get results suggesting their ancestry if different than what they were told by their parents. There are claims of mixed race births, rape pregnancies and other unsavory histories.

We at Landover Baptist need to remember we are of the white race and always have been. If any of our members buys one of these DNA tests and finds his/her heritage is different than what we know it to be, it must be ignored. The results should be disregarded and to firm boycotted in Freehold.

When DNA tests find skeletons in your family’s closet, these researchers want to know about it

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What to do if DNA Claims Your Heritage is Mixed Race

I know this is difficult, especially with Darwinism on the rampage "Oh, I'm a banana!" or "..frog!"

Baptists are not frogs, despite catholic threats of inquisition and reclamation of Spaniards from Mecca by announcing any Protestant leanings would transmogrify one into a convenient amphibian.

[Madame Frottage]

I am facing this issue right now with my adopted Afgani child, Poncy.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What to do if DNA Claims Your Heritage is Mixed Race

I am facing this issue right now with my adopted . . .

It's turning into a frog?

[Madame Frottage]

No dear, we are already that, si vous plait.