[GOD=life]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

I know many lesbian women and most realise they are lesbians by the age of 20 or later - it is not something learned, it is something that is a part of a person.

Back up here, friend. Let's review facts:

• Up until age 20: women are heterosexual and even do promiscuous acts with boys if they're not Christian
• Around age 20, they go to college, get their heads messed up with
• Bingo, they realize they're lesbians

If anything, this PROVES that lesbianism is a LEARNED TRAIT!

[HTannor]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

um "one on one time?" no parents aloud...

Now, Martha, Martha, Martha………..I’m sure you are well aware of my lofty True Christian™ status here and are probably making an attempt to lure me into a “tryst” of some kind.

I must let your know that I have a rather lucrative career in the newspaper distribution field and must keep my customers properly serviced on a daily basis.

For example, just down the street from my home base, the first stop I make is at the home of the DuBois sisters, Dolly and Dotty.

When I step upon their porch, they unfailingly greet me with a fresh cup of Dolly’s cough medicine. When I leave there several hours later it’s on to the trailer court’s resident quadriplegic, Roger, who greets me with a fresh cinnamon roll clenched in his teeth.

From there, it’s on to the nearly other dozen customers I have. So you can see I’m quite busy in the early morning hours.


While it is true that I believe you need an up-close, highly personal, one-on-one encounter, you have to realize that my busy schedule is something to behold.

Perhaps we can agree to meet mid-way. And here I’m thinking of the city of Atlantic. I’m sure my Yamahopper moped would get me there within a couple of hours.

We could meet at the HyVee on the west side and decide where to have some quiet time for me to witness to you. I’ve often stayed in the Motel 6 because of their excellent selection of video entertainment and I’m sure this will meet your expectations. (Their “training films” are something to behold.}

Perhaps this cuming coming Saturday will work out for your schedule? Say noon-ish?

[Ultrabiased]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

So he has sexual relations with 18-24 year olds in a 4 star hotel? Or does he do something else?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

So he has sexual relations with 18-24 year olds in a 4 star hotel? Or does he do something else?

Listen, you sex-crazed hussy...where do I say anything about sexual relations? NOWHERE! I simply talk, discuss, help, and provide a firm hand in guidance for young women. The reason why it takes place in such an exquisite hotel is to put the young lady at ease because I want her to be as open and honest with herself as she possibly can. We all know women of that age are emotional trainwrecks. I need easy access inside of them so I can probe them and help them achieve spiritual satisfaction.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

So he has sexual relations with 18-24 year olds in a 4 star hotel.

Of course not! How can you say something that idiotic?

Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Listen, you sex-crazed hussy...where do I say anything about sexual relations? NOWHERE! I simply talk, discuss, help, and provide a firm hand in guidance for young women. The reason why it takes place in such an exquisite hotel is to put the young lady at ease because I want her to be as open and honest with herself as she possibly can. We all know women of that age are emotional trainwrecks. I need easy access inside of them so I can probe them and help them achieve spiritual satisfaction.

I would also point out that Rev Osborne is offering to spiritually service these woman for FREE. It really is disgusting when people treat him like he is some kind of Evangelist man-whore simonizing his way threw these legions of troubled woman and selling them salvation.

[Luca2007]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Listen, you sex-crazed hussy...where do I say anything about sexual relations? NOWHERE! [..] I need easy access inside of them so I can probe them and help them achieve spiritual satisfaction.

hihi, this is probably my dirty mind here, and regardless of WHAT you ACTUALLY do with these girls, your use of language is entertaining ...

you know, I don't believe you do anything to them as they are true Christian girls and cherish their virginity (I do hope they consider oral sex as a way to loose virginity) so I guess they won't let you "guide them with a strong hand" in any sexual way

Just an advice from an agnostic like me ("which needs to get bitch-slapped by god"): using such a strong language that might be so easily interpreted sexually might actually drive people like me away from finding their way to God through the trustworthy advice of a Churchmen ... so, if you have or if you have not any ulterior motives here, how about using a more non-ambigous language to not evoke those false images in your costumers heads?

btw, I would not send my daughters to your advice with this ad text

good luck anyways with squirting the words of God inside these young girls

[HTannor]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

hihi, this is probably my dirty mind here, and regardless of WHAT you ACTUALLY do with these girls, your use of language is entertaining ...

you know, I don't believe you do anything to them as they are true Christian girls and cherish their virginity (I do hope they consider oral sex as a way to loose virginity) so I guess they won't let you "guide them with a strong hand" in any sexual way

Just an advice from an agnostic like me ("which needs to get bitch-slapped by god"): using such a strong language that might be so easily interpreted sexually might actually drive people like me away from finding their way to God through the trustworthy advice of a Churchmen ... so, if you have or if you have not any ulterior motives here, how about using a more non-ambigous language to not evoke those false images in your costumers heads?

btw, I would not send my daughters to your advice with this ad text

good luck anyways with squirting the words of God inside these young girls

How sad your self-admitted dirty mind is put on display here. Only a mind wallowing in the gutter could come up the innuendo you think you see in the Godly work being done by Rev. Jim.


Of course you would not send your daughters to Rev. Jim. With your attitude I suspect you're raising your daughters to be Bull Dykes and Brother Jim could do little to reverse all those years of your evil tutoring.

[Darwin1992]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Ok, I'll take your word for it. Let's assume she's high on Jesus, that would be better than the weed.

Hey ripping the bong is really fun, but I can see you're into more intense and harmful drugs.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Hey ripping the bong is really fun, but I can see you're into more intense and harmful drugs.

True Christians(TM) do not take drugs of any kind. Jesus heals our bodies, with the assistance of Rev Jim. Just last week I had a horrible headache, I prayed to Jesus, Rev Jim laid his hands upon my head. Seconds later the pain was gone. Praise Jesus and thanks Rev. Jim

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

True Christians™ do not take drugs of any kind. Jesus heals our bodies, with the assistance of Rev Jim. Just last week I had a horrible headache, I prayed to Jesus, Rev Jim laid his hands upon my head. Seconds later the pain was gone. Praise Jesus and thanks Rev. Jim

And the Power of Christ threw Pastor Zeke's prayers has kept me form getting AIDs for years now! I would like to see anyone else who has had to deal with as many witches as I have not get AIDs.

[HTannor]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Brother Bobby-Joe, you are a powerful example of how Pastor Zeke's loving arms and hands can massage the evil out of one's life.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Rev. Jim, are you still offering this service? I'm a 22 year old girl who has recently found Jesus and am attempting to live according to the KJV, but its hard when I don't have a True Christian™ man to help me understand some of the passages. When I saw this post, I got very excited to know that a man of God such as yourself would be willing to make all these sacrifices to help troubled girls such as myself! I know you must be very busy administering to other young ladies, but I hope maybe you can find the time to help a girl trying to go from Jezebel to Jesus-lover.

Oh, I haven't been baptized yet either, maybe you would will be willing to help me with that?

[danjeter11]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

"Reverend" Jim,
Your total lack of Christian morals absolutely disgusts me. You publicly have criticized and belittled people, as to make yourself appear better. I haven't taken the time to read through the forums, but as I have seen, you are quite self righteous and very good at misinforming people. It baffles me to see "Christianity" stoop to this level. You have put down the opinions of many other people with irrelevantly used scripture. You seriously can't expect people to take you seriously when you are an obviously corrupted pastor. The word of GOD is about love and benevolence. What you are doing is prostitution. Maybe you guys should just go ahead and call yourselves a cult, because this is about the farthest opposite from Christianity you can get. I don't understand how you can live with yourself when you are spreading false truths to people. You, sir, are the reason that the American public hate Christianity.
I failed to mention one other thing. Why do you need a four star hotel to bring a young woman to Christ? Why do you need to fly a woman out to a hotel in Iowa to bring her to Christ? You are soliciting sex to young women, and I'm very surprised the feds haven't come and arrested the entire Pastoral staff of your "church".

Yours in the REAL CHRIST, SON OF GOD,

DMB

[Levi Jones]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

It baffles me to see "Christianity" stoop to this level. You have put down the opinions of many other people with irrelevantly used scripture.

Show me one thing Reverend Jim has quoted "irrelevantly"

You seriously can't expect people to take you seriously when you are an obviously corrupted pastor. The word of GOD is about love and benevolence.

Is it?

Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Psalm 139:21-22 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.