[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

Why, this sounds like some of the goings-on which began the American Revolution! (Recently I read that Americans were Concerned not over the tax on "tea" but on liquor. Now what CHRISTIAN would Believe this of Good, God-Fearing, future Americans?)

That's what one gets for reading in this present secular Society, I suppose...

Sister JennyD, come Clean with us now: Did the Monthly Visitor stock any of those *Spirited* beverages? Or even possibly did it even contain some non-Christian "books" that needed immolation? Hmmmm?

That could explain why it went up so fast. It really was quite a glow.


Of course I was on Hong Kong on a Missionary trip that night.

[SUV]

Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

Perhaps you failed to notice the bright orange glow in the eastern sky one night about a month ago, when a gang dressed up to look like Landover's security team surrounded the Monthly Visitor and burned it to the ground . . .

Why, this sounds like some of the goings-on which began the American Revolution! (Recently I read that Americans were Concerned not over the tax on "tea" but on liquor. Now what CHRISTIAN would Believe this of Good, God-Fearing, future Americans?)

That's what one gets for reading in this present secular Society, I suppose...

Sister JennyD, come Clean with us now: Did the Monthly Visitor stock any of those *Spirited* beverages? Or even possibly did it even contain some non-Christian "books" that needed immolation? Hmmmm?

[JennyD]

Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

PS JESUS Sister JennyD! Do I squeal on you about all of those 'untrimmed bushes' over there at the Monthly Visitor? Hah?

Perhaps you failed to notice the bright orange glow in the eastern sky one night about a month ago, when a gang dressed up to look like Landover's security team surrounded the Monthly Visitor and burned it to the ground . . . Conveniently enough, just two days after Pastor Ezekiel accused me of lying about my income and not tithing enough, and saying he'd revoke "fire protection" if I didn't "cough up more for Jesus".

[SUV]

Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

Perhaps the Pope might enjoy these Bunny Slippers?

Mother Glynndie, Bless You and Yours(c) for opening my eyes

I was blind and could not see, that:

Rats gazinta rat-slippers gazinta Poop Ratz is the ringleader behind RA9!!! ("Rat Attack 2009")

[SUV]

Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

I confess to not being too informed on matters concerning women's shoes, but I do recall some rule about not wearing white after Labor Day (along with some dire consequences)

My GOD, that was a terrible blow struck to poor Patty Hearst! And while she was using the Telephone, too!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

I confess to not being too informed on matters concerning women's shoes, but I do recall some rule about not wearing white after Labor Day (along with some dire consequences):

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

Bless you, Mother Glynndie!!! "Pin it on the Pope" - I like it. I like it very much.....

Perhaps the Pope might enjoy these Bunny Slippers?

[SUV]

Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

Of course, you haven't worn them, sweet Sister Sue. I am so surprised that our somewhat simple-minded Sister Jenny failed to recognize that metaphorical declaration of our (mutual) disgust for that Devil in disguise...

Bless you, Mother Glynndie!!! "Pin it on the Pope" - I like it. I like it very much.....

Well, anyway. I can explain - I Swear to JESUS. After I moved into Dora Denkins' former Home on Mary Magdalene Lane, I Hated to just throw all out all of what she had left behind after being evicted. Waste not, want not, is a True Christian™ Virtue, I always say!

I also found several of those little Easter bunnies down in the cellar, just a-gnawing away. I still have a wide selection of them for adoption to a Proper Home at a Decent price. Here are a few of many for your perusal:

...and let us Never Forget that CHRISTMAS is Right around the corner!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

JESUS! Where have I actually admitted to wearing those monstrosities?

Of course, you haven't worn them, sweet Sister Sue. I am so surprised that our somewhat simple-minded Sister Jenny failed to recognize that metaphorical declaration of our (mutual) disgust for that Devil in disguise...

[SUV]

Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

Sister SUV, I am perfectly shocked to hear that you are dressing in such a manner at Landover.

If this is the way this congregation is headed -- straight to the red-light district -- maybe it's a good thing that the Monthly Visitor was torched and I had to leave Freehold! I would NEVER have allowed any lady to wear such "come fornicate with me" pumps in MY place of business!

JESUS! Where have I actually admitted to wearing those monstrosities?

Anyway, I don't even have them any more. Officer Don came by to do a thorough body cavity search and then checked my closet. He spent some time all alone in there and came out wearing these shoes (along with a few other of my....items...and insisted on taking them Home with him. Perhaps Sister Victory Over Sex has even more Delicate feet than mine. And so of course I am more than willing
to help out any True Christian - Sister, Brother, or both.



Perhaps the Good Officer might post of this experience in his "Policing Freehold" thread. I wouldn't hold my breath waiting, though

PS JESUS Sister JennyD! Do I squeal on you about all of those 'untrimmed bushes' over there at the Monthly Visitor? Hah?

[JennyD]

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My GOD, Mother Glynndie! You must know that some of We Ladies have very Delicate feets, so we must wear those straps for Support!

"All the Angels want to Wear my Red Shoes"

Sister SUV, I am perfectly shocked to hear that you are dressing in such a manner at Landover.

If this is the way this congregation is headed -- straight to the red-light district -- maybe it's a good thing that the Monthly Visitor was torched and I had to leave Freehold! I would NEVER have allowed any lady to wear such "come fornicate with me" pumps in MY place of business!

[James Hutchins]

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None of those shoes look practical (except for sister Talitha's boots. They all need good solid steel toes. Didn't Diana Rigg (the TRUE UK Princess) wear something similar?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

Now Brother Wide, you know that if I were seen in those "shoes" that Mrs Betty Bowers would thrash me halfway to HELL

PS I wasn't yelling "DO IT! YES!!!" at Preacher because I need a "hearing aid" either!

One more PSST thingy: Lord, YES! Perhaps I will 'get together' with Officer Don to present my 'case' .....to JESUS! YASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Sweet Sister Sue, you know you put your soul in danger with the wrong pair of shoes. I think you had better get a pair of these (very practical) Liz Bakers from JC Penny. Especially with the H1N1 virus out there, you wouldn't want to expose your precious little piggies.

[SUV]

Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

If your gluttony - yes I know, thyroids, right - makes you so heavy you need sideways support, there is always this:

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And if you need a place to hide your hearing aid amplifier, you can always go for these:

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Anyway, it seems Officer Don is on the case.

Now Brother Wide, you know that if I were seen in those "shoes" that Mrs Betty Bowers would thrash me halfway to HELL

PS I wasn't yelling "DO IT! YES!!!" at Preacher because I need a "hearing aid" either!

One more PSST thingy: Lord, YES! Perhaps I will 'get together' with Officer Don to present my 'case' .....to JESUS! YASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

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I mostly wear Boots as you all know.

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A place to keep a few extra rounds is always handy

Sister Talitha, now that is a comely and Godly pair of boots for church gatherings and social occasions. But what boots do you wear for everyday, when the need to pursue evildoers or track game may arise at any time?

In Christ,
Warren