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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #1

    QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

    I'm often asked whether or not a person is going to end up in heaven or hell. Fortunately, we can know the answer to that. God has laid down the law so precisely and clearly in the AV1611 King James Bible, that we can know whether or not you and I are going either to join Jesus in the Kingdom of Heaven or be tortured for an eternity by Satan in Hell. This test was created by me, the Rev. Jim Osborne, with full Biblical reference. It is 100% accurate.


    ____________________________________


    Am I Going to Heaven or Hell?


    A fun Christian quiz by Rev. Jim Osborne, Th.D., D.Min., pastor at Landover Baptist Church, Freehold, Iowa.

    Please respond to the following answers truthfully. If you totally agree with the statement, choose YES, if you don't choose NO, and if you are undecided or of mixed opinion, choose MAYBE. You can print out this page and circle the YES or NO or MAYBE answers. Otherwise, just write down the numbers 1-50 on a sheet of paper and put a Yes, No, or Maybe besides it as you go along with the test.

    1) God created the Earth in seven literal days and the Genesis account is 100% accurate with no room for error.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    2) Women should suffer in childbirth and not be allowed pain-killing drugs.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    3) God would destroy the Earth because He is angry with it.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    4) A 90 year old woman can get pregnant.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    5) Homosexuality is morally wrong and deserving of death.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    6) People shouldn't have tattoos.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    7) Everyone should stay away from psychics, astrologers, and mystics.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    8) Handicapped people should be banned from entering a church.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    9) Unicorns exist.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    10) It is solely up to God whether someone is rich or poor.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    11) I wear clothes that are 100% material and not mixed (i.e., shirts that are 50% polyester, 50% cotton)?
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    12) If a man marries a woman who is not a virgin, and he ends up hating her, should he have a right to gather his neighborhood together and stone her to death?
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    13) If a man rapes a virgin woman who is not engaged, should he pay her father some money and be forced to marry her?
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    14) Does God hate it when we tolerate other people's religions?
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    15) Should non-believers be put to death?
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    16) There is no such thing as a good atheist. All atheists are evil.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    17) Are earthquakes caused by God?
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    18) Poor homeless people deserve to starve to death because they don't trust in God.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    19) Does God laugh and get amusement about sending people to Hell?
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    20) Some people are just born evil.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    21) Tithing to your church will make you rich.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    22) If you put your trust in the Lord, He will make you fat.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    23) The Sun revolves around the Earth.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    24) If a person doesn't believe in Christ, they can't go to Heaven.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    25) Jesus came not to send peace, but a sword.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    26) People should love Jesus even more than their own family members.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    27) Jesus considers the pope to be Satan.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    28) Castrating yourself for God is a good way to get into Heaven.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    29) Do not let unbelievers into your house.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    30) A good Christian hates the world.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    31) Christians should not have any friends or associates who are non-Christian.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    32) Witches and pagans should be executed.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    33) We as Christians should judge people.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    34) Christians can judge everything we want to, and no unsaved person can judge us for that.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    35) Science is wicked and should be avoided.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    36) Cross-dressing is an abomination before God.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    37) Women need to shut up and not speak in church.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    38) Women should not have any authority over a man and have no power to teach them.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    39) Women that wear braided hair, gold, or expensive jewelry are harlots. No Christian woman should dress like that.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    40) Wives need to obey whatever their husband tells them.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    41) We should follow secular law.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    42) We Christianscannot sin.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    43) Catholics are not Christians.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    44) We need to follow all of the Bible, not just parts of it.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    45) If you break a single one of God's commandments, you will go to Hell.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    46) Negroes are made by God to be our servants.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    47) People should tithe generously to their church even if they are dirt poor and struggling to make ends meet.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    48) God creates both good and evil.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    49) God purposely makes people be born retarded, handicapped, blind, deaf, etc.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    50) When Jesus said "Judge not, that ye be not judged." he wasn't telling us not to judge others at all, but just warning us not to judge hypocritically.
    YES / NO / MAYBE

    ____________________________________

    Scoring
    For every YES answer you marked, add 2 points. For every NO answer, add 0 points. For every MAYBE answer, add 1 point. The lowest score possible is 0 and the highest possible is 100.

    ____________________________________

    Results
    If you scored 0 - 99 .... YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! God sees no difference between a filthy atheist who has committed great sins throughout his life and a false "Christian" who has followed most of God's law, but not all. If you score below 100, then that means you are not following all of God's Word and are therefore hellbound.

    If you scored 100 ... YOU ARE GOING TO HEAVEN! Congratulations! You will join us all at Landover Baptist Church sitting at the right hand of Jesus for eternity! GLORY!

    "Wait??? Aren't these results wrong? Why are so many people going to Hell?"

    Jesus tells us in the Gospels that most people will go to Hell and very few are admitted to Heaven.

    Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

    I hope you enjoyed the test and make sure to vote your results on the poll!

    ____________________________________

    Sources
    1) Genesis 1-3.
    2) Genesis 3:16
    3) Genesis 6:11-13
    4) Genesis 18:11-14
    5) Leviticus 18:22
    6) Leviticus 19:28
    7) Leviticus 19:31
    8) Leviticus 21:16-23
    9) Numbers 23:22
    10) Deuteronomy 8:17
    11) Deuteronomy 22:11
    12) Deuteronomy 22:13-21
    13) Deuteronomy 22:28-29
    14) Judges 2:1-3
    15) 2 Chronicles 15:13
    16) Psalms 14:1
    17) Psalms 18:7
    18) Psalms 37:3
    19) Psalms 37:12-13
    20) Psalms 58:3
    21) Proverbs 3:9-10
    22) Proverbs 28:25
    23) Isaiah 38:8
    24) Matthew 10:33
    25) Matthew 10:34
    26) Matthew 10:35-38
    27) Matthew 16:23
    28) Matthew 19:12
    29) 2 John 1:9-11
    30) 1 John 2:15
    31) 1 Corinthians 5:11, 2 Corinthians 6:14-17, Ephesians 5:11
    32) Exodus 22:18
    33) Psalms 37:30, John 7:24, 1 Corinthians 5:12-13
    34) 1 Corinthians 2:15
    35) 1 Timothy 6:20-21
    36) Deuteronomy 22:5
    37) 1 Corinthians 14:34-35
    38) 1 Timothy 2:12
    39) 1 Timothy 2:9
    40) Ephesians 5:22-24
    41) Romans 13:2-6
    42) 1 John 3:6-9
    43) 1 Timothy 2:5-6
    44) James 2:10, 2 Timothy 3:16
    45) Matthew 5:17-19
    46) Genesis 9:25-26
    47) Mark 12:41-44
    48) Isaiah 45:7
    49) Exodus 4:11
    50) Matthew 7:1-5
    236
    I am a perfect Christian and am going to Heaven! Praise Jesus!
    0%
    174
    I am filthy unsaved scum who deserves to burn in Hell.
    0%
    62

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  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991

    #2
    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

    Originally posted by Mr.Rev. Jim Osborne
    If you scored 100 ... YOU ARE GOING TO HEAVEN!
    Mr.Rev Osborne, is it ok that i begans to see a pattern emergings when i were pickin the answers an then the pattern tolded my sole which answers to picks? cuz i shore that it were a holy patterns

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29448

      #3
      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

      Phew!

      I just squeaked by with a 100!
      Rev. Osborne, a test of faith like this is a scary thing but I suppose God wants us to prove our commitment.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

        Rev. Jim, your quiz highlights how loving God's plan of salvation is. God has taken the guesswork out of salvation; praise His glorious name!

        Under the hippy-dippy worldly notion of salvation, you have to be a good enough person. That doesn't let people know whether they're saved. In fact, it does the opposite: People spend their lives wondering whether they're 75% good or only 74.999% good . What sort of loving God would come up with that loopy system?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29448

          #5
          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

          I agree Pastor. Unless you get a perfect score, your commitment is not there. You only have begun to understand. 100% way or the highway. Just like following the Bible. I even check up on the company that printed it to make positive it is 100% American! Every single word is adored.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22356

            #6
            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
            It is 100% accurate.
            Yes it is. Thank you and praise Jesus for this great test of our commitment.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • livia_warumono
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2010
              • 20

              #7
              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

              Thanks For Calling Me filthy Scum.
              i didnt take the test, didnt try.
              you people are awful.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2025
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                Originally posted by livia_warumono View Post
                Thanks For Calling Me filthy Scum.
                i didnt take the test, didnt try.
                you people are awful.
                That's really hurtful but I forgive you.

                So, you come into our forums just to insult us and call us names?
                Jesus told us this would happen.
                GLORY!!!

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • livia_warumono
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 20

                  #9
                  Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                  Jesus told you there would be internet, and a girl called livia would abuse you over it?
                  wow maybe i should become christian

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #10
                    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                    Originally posted by livia_warumono View Post
                    Jesus told you there would be internet, and a girl called livia would abuse you over it?
                    wow maybe i should become christian
                    Not in those words of course, but the Bible makes it clear that us True Christians(tm) will be persecuted by unsaved scum such as yourself.

                    John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
                    John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
                    John 15:20Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Petal
                      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 991

                      #11
                      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                      Originally posted by livia_warumono View Post
                      Jesus told you there would be internet, and a girl called livia would abuse you over it?
                      wow maybe i should become christian
                      that be bestest idea you ever hads, Miss.livia! if you get saveds then lord Jesus will tells you stuff to, yay!

                      i so happys i gonna do a liddle lord Godly dance --->

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22356

                        #12
                        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                        Originally posted by livia_warumono View Post
                        Jesus told you there would be internet, and a girl called livia would abuse you over it?
                        Jesus is an amazing fellow.

                        wow maybe i should become christian
                        Indeed, it would save your soul from eternal damnation in hell.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • livia_warumono
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 20

                          #13
                          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                          so now your just saying the world hates me?
                          and thanks again for calling me scum.

                          you do not have right to make statements like the world hates you, when you do not know me, i bet jesus would be discusted.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                            Are you a goth? The world hates you.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22356

                              #15
                              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                              Originally posted by livia_warumono View Post
                              i bet jesus would be discusted.
                              You just lost that bet. Have fun in hell!
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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