Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

I'm hoping my lawn cuts itself when I get there.

I mow the lawn. I cannot expect my husband to spend his free time mowing the lawn. He needs to relax in front of the internet where he looks at religious websites.

[Gemira]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

I'm hoping my lawn cuts itself when I get there.

you forgot the other half of the joke

[Nobar King]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

I'm hoping my lawn cuts itself when I get there.

[Luci Mourningstar]

I have been looking forward to having a full time cook and gardener in Heaven, but with only white Americans there, who will do all the menial work?



I really need a break from it. Here on earth I don't mind being a slave to my husband, but I think us good Christian women need a break in heaven.