Christian men: Pre-emptive spanking works!

[SuperiorJoe]

I am writing this message for the benefit of all true Christian men (and women). What I am about to tell you is based on my own experiences. As you all know, giving your wife a thorough spanking when she has been misbehaving is a well known and just disciplinary method, but have all of you grasped the logical error in this? As Christians, we do not want our wives to be misbehaving in the first place, am I right? Well, my Christian gentlemen, that's where pre-emptive spanking comes in to the picture.

It was a beautiful Saturday and I was sitting on the sofa, reading the paper. Then suddenly my wife comes in and asks me to help her to wash the dishes from lunch. After the initial shock, I immediately took her to the bedroom and gave her a good spanking. To be sure that she had learned her lesson, I made a baby with her firmly and swiftly. That gave her a reminder on where her duties lie. Of course I made sure she didn't get one of those sinful and filthy woman orgasms.

I am sure the most fervent followers here quickly grasped what came over her. Yes, she had been reading some Feminaziist magazine. I have told her many times before that she should only read the Bible and books with recipes. I love my wife and don't want her burning like a Californian forest (and they ask "why" in California) for all eternity. The solution was pre-emptive spanking.

After I started administering pre-emptive spankings, she has followed the straight and narrow in impeccable manner.

Christian men: Save your wives and start with pre-emptive spankings NOW!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Christian men: Pre-emptive spanking works!

Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
Your first post is on the wrong thread.

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!
Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Christian men: Pre-emptive spanking works!

Welcome to our forum I suppose Joe the superior Plumber. Did you ever consider reading the Bible? It might help you to determine what the best way is to treat your wife. Pre-emptive spankings are not part of that. You should only spank out of love and always for a good reason.