My brother just came out as a homosexual.

[MrMind]

Dear LBC,

Long time reader, first time poster. Firstly, I would like to extend my thanks to all of you for showing this poor young Englishman that decent Jesus loving people still exist among what now seems to me to be a horde of growing atheists and evolutionists. I'm afraid that one of them is my brother, who only yesterday told me in private that he had been feeling sexually attracted to males for a number of years.

I wasn't sure how to respond, and in hindsight I feel a little guilty for reacting violently, but I am not sure I can forgive him for this. We talked today, and I told him that he should have gone to our pastor before myself, but he doesn't consider his 'conversion' to be of such importance that spiritual healing is necessary. Of course I was deeply offended, that my advice was met with dismissive sighs and even derisive laughs.

I'm at a loss. I can't talk to him at all now, let alone try and get him to see sense. I will continue to pray for his salvation and for God's forgiveness, but I wish I had the strength to help him see the error of his ways. So here I am, asking for your help.

God bless you all.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: My brother just came out as a homosexual.

I am a simple woman and cannot offer advice in this situation. Fortunately, God can.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[MrMind]

Re: My brother just came out as a homosexual.

Thank you for your quick response. I showed this verse to my brother as a warning yesterday evening, and he didn't respond like I had hoped. I've tried to reason with him, but he fails to see sense. I admit to being hesitant to murder my own brother, or to have him murdered, but this atrocity cannot go unpunished. Unfortunately I am almost certain that the unsaved police force will not accept God as a viable excuse for murder, so if anyone has any experience of having a homosexual relative, I would appreciate knowing how they were dealt with.

Thank you again, Sister Kitty.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My brother just came out as a homosexual.

Why isn't your local pastor dealing with this?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[handmaiden]

Re: My brother just came out as a homosexual.

Oh you poor dear! This must be tearing you up eight ways to Sunday.

Whatever you do, don't make the mistake of opening your heart in "love" for your brother and his situation. That is a dangerous path, I know. He brought this on himself, probably because he thinks it's "cool". He will have to deal with the horrible, horrible consequences. You're the one that I'm worried about. I can't imagine your pain. I've only ever had friends come out to me, never a relative. Fortunately, all my brothers are macho men who like women and aren't afraid to hit them.

You hang in there and pray real hard. God works in mysterious ways. Don't they have really those big buses in England that he could fall under? (Sometimes God answers are prayers more quickly if we're very, very specific.)

Sympatheically Yours,

Handmaiden

[Brother V]

Re: My brother just came out as a homosexual.

I recommend stoning.

I'm not sure of what the weather is doing in the UK these days, but here in the good ole US of A, we've been having some freaky God's out Smiting shit weather.

Due to this, there are some interesting news stories.

Take this one for example:

Okla. braces for more storms days after twisters

Here's an interesting line in that article.

The line of storms may have spawned as many as 19 tornadoes as it marched through central Kansas and into Oklahoma, leveling houses, flipping cars and dropping hail as big as softballs. Two people were killed and dozens more injured.

If you don't have a throwing arm like a sissy girl, you can probably throw a softball hard enough to knock somebody out. Once they are knocked out, you can continue to throw as much as you want.

So, to prepare, you should make some softball sized ice cubes and keep them in your freezer. Then, the next time there's a hail storm, ask your gay brother outside to "watch it with you". Take your softball sized ice cube out, and bash him in the head with it, make sure he lands in an area that has lots of hail stones. Then proceed to smash that thing all over him. You'll have to evenly distribute the blows across the body (they can't just be in the head) in order for it to look like an "accident".

Since it's ice, the "evidence" just melts away.

When the police interview you, your story should be something like this "me and my brother were watching the hail, and then a big chunk (about the size of a baseball) hit him in the head, it knocked him unconscious and he fell over into the yard. I tried to pull him to safety, but the hail just kept coming and coming, and he was pulverized in front of me" *begin crying*

YIC
V

[Sklog Oontermann]

Re: My brother just came out as a homosexual.

I was attacked by a drunk native type up here a few years ago and seriously injured. But I was able to beat him to death in self defense, and the situation was so clear that even the Canadian authorities up here cleared me for it. I had always wondered if he was homo. Not that I have any regrets about killin him, but if he was a homo, all the better.

[Dirk]

Re: My brother just came out as a homosexual.

I recommend stoning.

I'm not sure of what the weather is doing in the UK these days, but here in the good ole US of A, we've been having some freaky God's out Smiting shit weather.

Due to this, there are some interesting news stories.

Take this one for example:

Okla. braces for more storms days after twisters

Here's an interesting line in that article.



If you don't have a throwing arm like a sissy girl, you can probably throw a softball hard enough to knock somebody out. Once they are knocked out, you can continue to throw as much as you want.

So, to prepare, you should make some softball sized ice cubes and keep them in your freezer. Then, the next time there's a hail storm, ask your gay brother outside to "watch it with you". Take your softball sized ice cube out, and bash him in the head with it, make sure he lands in an area that has lots of hail stones. Then proceed to smash that thing all over him. You'll have to evenly distribute the blows across the body (they can't just be in the head) in order for it to look like an "accident".

Since it's ice, the "evidence" just melts away.

When the police interview you, your story should be something like this "me and my brother were watching the hail, and then a big chunk (about the size of a baseball) hit him in the head, it knocked him unconscious and he fell over into the yard. I tried to pull him to safety, but the hail just kept coming and coming, and he was pulverized in front of me" *begin crying*

YIC
V

Brother V, you are truely a good fellow. Your ideas are inspiring, the Lord gives you great ideas.