harry potter is corrupting my mind

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: harry potter is corrupting my mind

HOW TO I BREAK HARRY POTTERS EVIL

Simple, poke out your eyes as God demands from you: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire"

[Logan]

Re: harry potter is corrupting my mind

all my life i have been a strict Christian but recently my non believer friend convinced nay forced me to watch the harry potter movies. after sitting through hours of horrifying sorcery and witch craft i found myself both craving skittles and having sexual attractions to many of the male cast members. HOW TO I BREAK HARRY POTTERS EVIL SPELL PLEASE HELP ME

You read the harry potter thread and now your here to try and make fun of our true religion?

Well, I bet you and Satan share the same sick sense of humour, enjoy hell

[godshomie]

all my life i have been a strict Christian but recently my non believer friend convinced nay forced me to watch the harry potter movies. after sitting through hours of horrifying sorcery and witch craft i found myself both craving skittles and having sexual attractions to many of the male cast members. HOW TO I BREAK HARRY POTTERS EVIL SPELL PLEASE HELP ME