[Seeker]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Maybe, although that was not my first impression I must say

Oh what do you know, Rodney James Dio. Same here, just guessing for him. He does not like me so I was trying to kiss ass, okay?

While pure Jesus does sound like bunches of fun, I think I liked the idea of an opium den better. Oh well...

Understood. The best I can offer you in America is Zanax. The docs sell a ton, for cheap.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: So God gave us free will.

At a Bible college? Good Lord, no!

Ah, well I've never been to one before. Just goes to show that you can always learn something new.

I guess it makes sense though, I mean where is the last place you would think to look for crack: Bible college of course!

[WickedWitch]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Ya, but then you have the problem of cleaning up after the dancing zombies...and, wow, talk about one hell of a mess that is. But it is sooooooooo worth it *drools*... Alie has a problem with necrophilia... The problem is I'm addicted to it *Drools*



Phew! I was starting to worry that they actually meant studying Jesus!

At a Bible college? Good Lord, no!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: So God gave us free will.

I'd be much more interested if they were preaching about zombies... Or if they had zombies dancing... *Drools*

Ya, but then you have the problem of cleaning up after the dancing zombies...and, wow, talk about one hell of a mess that is.

Ah, see, there we go, finally the truth comes out. It's not opium they're pushing. Jesus is code for crack.

Phew! I was starting to worry that they actually meant studying Jesus!

[WickedWitch]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Jesus is code for crack.

While pure Jesus does sound like bunches of fun, I think I liked the idea of an opium den better. Oh well...

Hmm, interesting... I've never known a druggie to turn down pure crack.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: So God gave us free will.

I think maybe he is talking about generations curses in the OT. There was a ton. Thank God we don't live in OT now land, but of Grace!

Maybe, although that was not my first impression I must say

Well opium came from Asia and I know there is no Bible teaching there. It is just pure Jesus, friend.

While pure Jesus does sound like bunches of fun, I think I liked the idea of an opium den better. Oh well...

[WickedWitch]

Re: So God gave us free will.

I think I would be able to tone out the preaching whilst getting high and watching the strippers. Well, as long as the music is good. Who knows, maybe listening to someone spit verses of hellfire and brimstone might actually enhance the whole experience.

I'd be much more interested if they were preaching about zombies... Or if they had zombies dancing... *Drools*

Well opium came from Asia and I know there is no Bible teaching there. It is just pure Jesus, friend.

Ah, see, there we go, finally the truth comes out. It's not opium they're pushing. Jesus is code for crack.

[Seeker]

Re: So God gave us free will.

I did in fact, but what you said does not exactly agree with what Bobby-Joe has been saying.

Oh you mean like this one?

No, it's the fault of the damned that they don't take responsibility for the way they are created, repent of it and turn their lives over to God.

If God can create the universe He certainly can do it in a way it's our fault.

I think maybe he is talking about generations curses in the OT. There was a ton. Thank God we don't live in OT now land, but of Grace!

Well the idea of an underage bar does sound nice....is this "study area" like a codename for some sort of opium den by any chance?

Well opium came from Asia and I know there is no Bible teaching there. It is just pure Jesus, friend.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Unless they preach at you while they're stripping/getting you high, that would kinda make it boring.

I think I would be able to tone out the preaching whilst getting high and watching the strippers. Well, as long as the music is good. Who knows, maybe listening to someone spit verses of hellfire and brimstone might actually enhance the whole experience.

[WickedWitch]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Either way I guess it makes the Bible part more tolerable.

Unless they preach at you while they're stripping/getting you high, that would kinda make it boring.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Probably a stripbar where the students study the human anatomy.

Either way I guess it makes the Bible part more tolerable.

[WickedWitch]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Well the idea of an underage bar does sound nice....is this "study area" like a codename for some sort of opium den by any chance?

Probably a strip club where the students study the human anatomy.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Did you not see my post above that God did not want a Robot but was needy and wanted true love=free will.

I did in fact, but what you said does not exactly agree with what Bobby-Joe has been saying.

I am not sure. I hear some Bible colleges have an underage bar next door and a study area.

Well the idea of an underage bar does sound nice....is this "study area" like a codename for some sort of opium den by any chance?

[Seeker]

Re: So God gave us free will.

See, now that I understood. Although I'm still confused on what the point was in coming to Earth if God could have just saved me a whole lot of time by senging me straight to Hell.

Did you not see my post above that God did not want a Robot but was needy and wanted true love=free will.

Is that the kind of place where people like myself burst into flames as soon as they enter the building?

I am not sure. I hear some Bible colleges have an under age bar next door and a study area.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: So God gave us free will.

He knew your momma would not abort you and he has plans for you. He knew you before your momma and dadda had sex, okay? And he has plans for you even now. We can always walk out of God's will everyday, but the miracle of it all is that he steps back in when we say yes to him.

See, now that I understood. Although I'm still confused on what the point was in coming to Earth if God could have just saved me a whole lot of time by senging me straight to Hell.

Do you want to attend bible college?

Is that the kind of place where people like myself burst into flames as soon as they enter the building?