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  • Dameon_ACLUtard
    Liberal Hate Monger
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2006
    • 363
    #31
    Re: Sex Before 30?

    Awww, shucks I so wanted presents this year. Guess I should be used ot never getting any presents, being such a bad boy and all.
    Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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      • zigzagdance
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 32
        #32
        Re: Sex Before 30?

        My pastor rapes the local girls. But we let it slide, because god tells him to.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553
            #33
            Re: Sex Before 30?

            Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
            My pastor rapes the local girls. But we let it slide, because god tells him to.
            Son, you are obviously confusing us with those child-rapist catlickers. We are True Christians™, not skirt-wearing mary-worshipers.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131
                #34
                Re: Sex Before 30?

                Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
                My pastor rapes the local girls. But we let it slide, because god tells him to.

                And your Pastor will surely have to let something slide when his future jail roommate, Big Bubba, catches up with him in jail!
                And as for you, condoning it, well, there's a special word for people like that. Which I'm far too ladylike to post here.
                Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 01-15-2007, 05:27 AM.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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