[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

If you are interested in the true, unambiguous and divinely inspired teachings of Christ drop by one of our many Catholic Chapels, Churches or Cathedrals and tell them Father Mo sent you in search of the guiding light of Jesus... you'll be glad you did!

hahaha, oh wait, are you joking? Cat-lick idol worshippers? Your joking right? You do know where you are don't you? Did you get some drugs from your local minorities? Convert and discover god, not his earthly booty call mary. No offense to mary, I'm sure she was an obedient and faithful wife to Joseph, despite the miracle birth of the Baby Jesus which I'm pretty sure left Joseph always wondering what kind of slut he was putting up with. He was probably ok with it because he was one of the first in line to get saved by the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST WITH MY 50TH POST. I'LL POST FOREVER UNTIL THE HEATHENS ARE PURGED AND I CAN WALK THE STREETS WITHOUT A GUN!

Repent, Convert and I shall wish you well heathen.
Servant Herbert.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

You've gotta be kidding me! Just because you added a bit more to a quote proves nothing. You've done exactly what you accused me - put the emphasis in a different place for a different effect.

God created all of us. He loves us ALL equally. We are all his children. This is undeniable.

God created scorpions and cancer and farts too. Are you saying He loves them?

What a maroon. Have you ever actually read the Bible?

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

All this racism is something that we in Britain have thankfully left behind us. The very idea of regarding an entire race as servants is totally antiquated and Jesus died to give us a new start and to love everyone and treat people as we would want to be treated.

Just because you say it, doesn't make it true. Last time I checked the blessed KJV doesn't contain any of the tripe of which you speak.

While you liberals move at light speed to legalize drugs and sodomy and call Christian values "antiquated" I must admit, the holy spirit in me feels offense. We have traditions and no heathen, they are not yet antiquated. In fact, these morals have served us well for the 4000 years the earth has existed, I say "here here" to another 4000 years of the same.

We don't bash you because your a succubus and potential lesbo do we? Don't attempt to test our tried and true FACTS and TRADITION. Stop trying to destroy the family unit with your sin.

God loves you all and while I try to respect local beliefs at all times I must admit this thread makes me feel sad.

I know god loves me, it's your soul he potentially hates. As for the sad feelings, that's perfectly normal for a woman, just cry it out as my wife does. Or talk to a male doctor sensitive to woman's needs, he will probably put you on anti-depressants so you can serve man in a more positive open way.

Repent and I will wish you well.

Servant Herbert.

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

All this racism is something that we in Britain have thankfully left behind us. The very idea of regarding an entire race as servants is totally antiquated and Jesus died to give us a new start and to love everyone and treat people as we would want to be treated.

Why not follow our example and behave in a more loving way instead of continuing to try to live like savages?

God loves you all and while I try to respect local beliefs at all times I must admit this thread makes me feel sad.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

No, only those who love and devote themselves fully to Jesus does he care for. Everyone else will be condemed... regardless of skin colour or race.

If there is a stairway to heaven, I hope there is a giant elevator to hell! Non-caucasians love elevators, I over heard some calling it a "ghetto disneyland". You would never find Jesus in an elevator, you would only hear the slapping of his sandels on the stairs.

Herbert.

[Oceanwander]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

How dare you call yourselves Christians when you put another human being below you? The Lord believes us ALL to be equal, regardless of skin colour or race.

No, only those who love and devote themselves fully to Jesus does he care for. Everyone else will be condemed... regardless of skin colour or race.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

Don't listen to him Herbert. You're doing great. When I first woke up this morning I didn't feel so good. Then I remembered you and my spirit soared. Another soldier for Christ I thought.

Tell me Herbert; what do you think about injuns? You know; the ones that write with crayons on wall caves and then charge tourists and good white people twenty-five dollars just to see them? Then of course, they spend the money on cheap booze and sleep in their own urine in filthy laneways? I'd be really interested in your answer.

I dragged one behind my truck for about five miles once and he was screaming like a banshee. Then all of a sudden he went quiet so I unhooked him and got the hell out of there. Should I have said a prayer for his soul or should I have just let him take his righteous place in hell where demons with eight foot barbed tallywhackers will rip his intestines out thru his anus?

I'm overwhelmed with joy that I could caress you out of your slumber with the unfaltering words of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Reading your post I can only assume an injun put you through trial last night. Thank the lord you had the strength to educated these african heathens.

As for my feelings and christian peer guidance (CPG as we say in our church), obviously pre-hell dwellers(c) are not on top of my priority list so I avoid them like the plague. I do however wish they wouldn't push their dreamcatchers and curry on us every time I enter a mall. My church action group heads makes a day out of heading down to the malls and saving the pagans from the burdens of false gods and blasphemous beliefs. I've spaked words which made an indian drop their tobacco and remove their turban right before my eyes. It was a divine moment seeing the passion well up in his eyes as I touched him with the power of unconditional love. Many a sinner have fallen to the "Mall Grace" movement. I would suggest you talk to your pastor about starting one of these groups, it could help you sleep easier.

I'm praying to god to give you extra divinity muscle to take on the degenerates of the world. Keep soldiering for god my brother in Jesus.

Loving Unconditionally, like our lord, like our saviour and like the holy spirit!
Herbert.

P.S.
Get this, some of them believe in reincarnation. Yeah, they think they are our LAS Jesus Christ and can just resurrect themselves after a few days off as our LAS Jesus Christ did. Christianity was here before teepee's and will be here long afterwards!

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

God created all of us. He loves us ALL equally. We are all his children. This is undeniable.

God only wants good Christian souls, the idea that we are all his children is simply preposterous. Anyone unsaved get's a one way ticket to the place with two hockey sticks in it's name and I'm not talking about a chapeLL, but it does rhyme with it.

Good luck philandering more with Satan and his whisperings, we are unswayed. I am moved to try and save you however, as every good Christian should.

May you find Jesus in your heart one day page44, I will pray for you.

His unconditionally loving servant, Herbert.

[Deaner]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

Maybe you should become a Mormon! They are very big on lesser Heavens and besides, your approach, like Mormonism, has nothing to do with Christianity and the teachings of Jesus.

His Heavenly palace welcomes all who would choose Him, regardless of race or nationality. Do not let the nonsense interpretation of scripture by a few cross-bred home-skoolers direct you down the path to Hell like Martin Luther.

If you are interested in the true, unambiguous and divinely inspired teachings of Christ drop by one of our many Catholic Chapels, Churches or Cathedrals and tell them Father Mo sent you in search of the guiding light of Jesus... you'll be glad you did!

Bless you, my ostrobogulous opiner,
Father Mo
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Don't listen to him Herbert. You're doing great. When I first woke up this morning I didn't feel so good. Then I remembered you and my spirit soared. Another soldier for Christ I thought.

Tell me Herbert; what do you think about injuns? You know; the ones that write with crayons on wall caves and then charge tourists and good white people twenty-five dollars just to see them? Then of course, they spend the money on cheap booze and sleep in their own urine in filthy laneways? I'd be really interested in your answer.

I dragged one behind my truck for about five miles once and he was screaming like a banshee. Then all of a sudden he went quiet so I unhooked him and got the hell out of there. Should I have said a prayer for his soul or should I have just let him take his righteous place in hell where demons with eight foot barbed tallywhackers will rip his intestines out thru his anus?

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

How dare you call yourselves Christians when you put another human being below you? The Lord believes us ALL to be equal, regardless of skin colour or race.

Could you imagine Jesus saying "Hey satan, mexican's and steve jobs, your equal to me". ROTFL!

You have to read a bit more than your catlick children's bible to have the understanding of a true christian. Inequality is gods way of rewarding the fateful and is all part of the divine order of things.

Temper your anger and have an open mind, you safe here amongst good christians, there is no need to peddle your misinterpretations here, instead ask for guidance, believe me, it will be the only path to your salvation.

Regarding heaven, I believe the order to be as such:

1. God
2. JC
3. The holy sprit
4. Christians
5. saved christians.
6. beasts.

Everyone else can 23 skidoo directly to hell as far as I'm concerned. Please post your questions here, there are many humble servants who are more worldly than yourself willing to give you the knowledge communicated to us through generation from the mouth of the little lorde baby Jesus.

Offering unconditional love with only a few guidelines from the good book.
His Servant forever, Herbert.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

God created all of us. He loves us ALL equally. We are all his children. This is undeniable.

How do you manage to sit there making up a false god in your own heart among good people who unswervingly accept His word with a straight face? When did Satan enter your heart?

Matthew 13:36-43
36Then Jesus sent the multitude away, and went into the house: and his disciples came unto him, saying, Declare unto us the parable of the tares of the field. 37He answered and said unto them, He that soweth the good seed is the Son of man; 38The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one; 39The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels. 40As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. 41The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 42And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 43Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Why have you no ears to hear?

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

[page44]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

You've gotta be kidding me! Just because you added a bit more to a quote proves nothing. You've done exactly what you accused me - put the emphasis in a different place for a different effect.

God created all of us. He loves us ALL equally. We are all his children. This is undeniable.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

Maybe you should become a Mormon! They are very big on lesser Heavens and besides, your approach, like Mormonism, has nothing to do with Christianity and the teachings of Jesus.

His Heavenly palace welcomes all who would choose Him, regardless of race or nationality. Do not let the nonsense interpretation of scripture by a few cross-bred home-skoolers direct you down the path to Hell like Martin Luther.

If you are interested in the true, unambiguous and divinely inspired teachings of Christ drop by one of our many Catholic Chapels, Churches or Cathedrals and tell them Father Mo sent you in search of the guiding light of Jesus... you'll be glad you did!




Bless you, my ostrobogulous opiner,
Father Mo





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Don't pay any attention to Father Mo. His 'church' can't dupe white folk anymore so they try to suck up to the darkies and beaners.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

...Maybe there is a lesser heaven that get's used as servants quarters for the mexicans and other darker god believers I don't really want to see once I'm in heaven.

Maybe you should become a Mormon! They are very big on lesser Heavens and besides, your approach, like Mormonism, has nothing to do with Christianity and the teachings of Jesus.

His Heavenly palace welcomes all who would choose Him, regardless of race or nationality. Do not let the nonsense interpretation of scripture by a few cross-bred home-skoolers direct you down the path to Hell like Martin Luther.

If you are interested in the true, unambiguous and divinely inspired teachings of Christ drop by one of our many Catholic Chapels, Churches or Cathedrals and tell them Father Mo sent you in search of the guiding light of Jesus... you'll be glad you did!




Bless you, my ostrobogulous opiner,
Father Mo





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[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven?

Let's look at context instead of fluffy bunny quote mining.

Galatians 3:22,27
26For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. 27For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ.

Why have you not got faith in Jesus?

Luke 6:46 And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?