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  • #46
    Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Figures. I know which character you are.

    Since both the books and the movie came out long before I was born, there's no way any of the characters could be me.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • #47
      Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

      Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
      or mebbe even his sperm!
      What IS it with you harlots today? "men gravy", "spunk", "sperm"... don't you have anything else to talk about?

      Go wash out your mouths with soap!

      This thread is about spanking Young Adults, not about dancernecking or bodily fluids.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #48
        Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        What IS it with you harlots today? "men gravy", "spunk", "sperm"... don't you have anything else to talk about?

        Go wash out your mouths with soap!

        This thread is about spanking Young Adults, not about dancernecking or bodily fluids.

        For those young (or not so young) adults who are into BDSM, spanking and release of semen are closely related. And it certainly sounds like the situation with Zeke and Ernie.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • #49
          Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

          Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
          For those young (or not so young) adults who are into BDSM, spanking and release of semen are closely related. And it certainly sounds like the situation with Zeke and Ernie.
          Filthy slut! What are you implying!? And who is this "Ernie" character?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #50
            Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Figures. I know which character you are.
            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            She's the field of poppies.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #51
              Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Filthy slut! What are you implying!? And who is this "Ernie" character?

              Ernie DeVille, whom you spanked the spunk out of.

              As for my implications, how do you explain your fondness for "bears" and the fact that you and Thumper have been "engaged" for quite some time now, but have yet to tie the knot and start churning out little soldiers for Jesus?
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • #52
                Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                I thought a stupid tree-hugger like you would be more tolerant towards Ursus americanus.

                I've never read about any Ernie DeVille here. We have an Ernie C. Ville, but I don't think the pastor would be spanking him. It's probably just the Devil talking to you.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #53
                  Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  I thought a stupid tree-hugger like you would be more tolerant towards Ursus americanus.

                  I've never read about any Ernie DeVille here. We have an Ernie C. Ville, but I don't think the pastor would be spanking him. It's probably just the Devil talking to you.
                  I have nothing against ursae - but I have a feeling those aren't the bears Zeke is fond of.

                  My apologies for getting Ernie's last name wrong, but Zeke did, in fact, spank him.


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                  Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)
                  Despite what those weirdo "doctors" who got their "degrees" from some self-declared "institution" (by the way, one thing that has always intrigued me is why all those doctors who got their degree from an institution are always trying to send people there???? Isn't there a parellel here with those who graduate from higher institutes of "learning" are always trying to get others to go there?), I am a well-adjusted scientist who had some...issues in my younger years. When I first came to Landover, I was nearly overwhelmed with the offerings of Godly Manly guiding. In fact, Pastor Ezekiel was one of the kindest, and spent many hours guiding me in my faith and leading me on the path of righteousness. There was this one time, when I was working on my paper on the intricacies of sandals that could be worn inside of a burning fireplace when I questioned whether the story of Daniel in the fiery furnace was true, and he immediately tore off his belt and spanked me until my eyes grew watery and my body was relieved of my ailment. And for that I could not be more thankful.

                  It is difficult to stay on the Straight & Narrow™--don't let anyone fool you! But with proper guidance, one can stay True®. Remember, a shepherd uses his crook on his sheep and may gouge their neck sometimes, but in the end, it isn't eaten by a lion.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • #54
                    Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                    You do seem to have an obsession with having fantasies about dear Pastor Zeke! You seem to want him spanking you, huh? You just want to make him break his commitment with Ms. Thumper, so you can divorce your queery husband and delight in the carnal sadomasoquist pleasures with Pastor, have him tie you down to a bed, and start hitting you with his belt, slowly at first, and then harder and harder, with his tight body glistening of sweat... I knew you were a harlot, but I never thought you were so lustful, you evil fornicator ...
                    Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                    I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                      Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
                      You do seem to have an obsession with having fantasies about dear Pastor Zeke!




                      You seem to want him spanking you, huh?

                      Nope - I don't do BDSM, and I have no interest in having a TC anywhere near my bedroom - or anywhere else in my house.

                      You just want to make him break his commitment with Ms. Thumper, so you can divorce your queery husband

                      I am quite happy and satisfied in every way with my husband.

                      and delight in the carnal sadomasoquist pleasures with Pastor, have him tie you down to a bed, and start hitting you with his belt, slowly at first, and then harder and harder, with his tight body glistening of sweat... I knew you were a harlot, but I never thought you were so lustful, you evil fornicator ...
                      Sounds like your fantasy, not mine.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • #56
                        Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                        Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                        Once they're 18, they're legally adults, and can get tattoes, drink any beer they want, vote any way they want, watch any movie they want, etc.
                        If they get caught smoking pot, they get charged as an adult reather than a juvenile, and the sentence is harsher, plus the parents are no longer held responsible for them.

                        If an adult's boss has an issue with said adult not reporting to work on time, then he should talk to the tardy employee about it, not his mommy.

                        And one adult hitting another (unless it's mutually agreed upon) is called battery, and will get you arrested.
                        Again - someone needs to slap the evil out of you. If my wife sassed me like you do her jaw would be wired shut.
                        Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                        • #57
                          Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                          Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                          Sounds like your fantasy, not mine.
                          I never fantasize, it is forbidden:

                          1 Peter 2:11 (King James Version)

                          11Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul;
                          Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                          I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                            I must take a moment here to warn the Congregation to avoid "Dances" under peril of Aeternal Damnation.

                            Brother Nobar King himself can Testify that she dries her laundry out of doors! until it fills up with ticks and chiggers, brings it inside, and then she and her Husband participate in some sort of strange ceremony that involes the the smelling of them -

                            and this might not even be Christian

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                            • #59
                              Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                              I must take a moment here to warn the Congregation to avoid "Dances" under peril of Aeternal Damnation.

                              Brother Nobar King himself can Testify that she dries her laundry out of doors! until it fills up with ticks and chiggers, brings it inside,

                              On a clothesline, not on the ground

                              and then she and her Husband participate in some sort of strange ceremony that involes the the smelling of them -

                              When you pull a t-shirt or sweater over your head, you can smell it, can you not? When you wash or dry your face, you can smell the washcloth or towel, can you not? I happen to like the scent of sun-dried clothes better than that of the perfumes they put in fabric softeners.

                              and this might not even be Christian
                              Probably not, since neither he nor I are Christian.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • #60
                                Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                I must take a moment here to warn the Congregation to avoid "Dances" under peril of Aeternal Damnation.
                                Will do, dear Sister, I don't want any cooters, I mean, cooties, on me.
                                Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                                I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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