[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Living with atheists!

I doubt very seriously that you could take a baby and bash his/her head on rock in a back yard.

Nonsense. Any True Christian(tm) can and does do as God says. If God says "Pastor Zeke, JUMP!" I answer "How high?"

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Living with atheists!

You are correct, I meant advocated. It may surprise you that I believe that if you spare the rod you spoil the child. But Papist,bashing their heads against rocks, that is a bit much. It just doesn't sound good even saying it. In spite of our back and fourth, I doubt very seriously that you could take a baby and bash his/her head on rock in a back yard.

Why not? If God wants the baby's head to go splat then that's fine what happens. It's not like I'd enjoy it but I don't particularly enjoy seeing gayboys cry when they fully realise God hates them either but someone has to let them know.

I mean, I'd have to be really sure God wanted me to do it. Like it would have to be a child of evil like a Muslim or something. And we'd have had to pray a lot over if the war was for Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Living with atheists!

You are correct, I meant advocated. It may surprise you that I believe that if you spare the rod you spoil the child. But Papist,bashing their heads against rocks, that is a bit much. It just doesn't sound good even saying it. In spite of our back and fourth, I doubt very seriously that you could take a baby and bash his/her head on rock in a back yard.

. . . and all the True Christians(tm) here told him NOT to smash a baby's head against a rock. What part of that aren't you understanding?

You seem so intent upon believing that we want to smash babies' heads that you will project the unhinged rantings of your fellow Unsaved Trash upon us.

Now, if we were under God's law, I have no doubt that I'd have no problem following His command to exterminate those who try to lead us from Him, as He commanded in Numbers 31, sending Moses to wipe out the Midianites. They captured the women and children alive, and Moses was very angry, and ordered them to kill all the non-virgin women and every single male, even infants. Oh, and keep all the virgin girls for themselves.

It's called Godly genocide, and you have to do it properly for it to work. Anyone trying to convert Christians to another religion, under God's Law, would be executed.

BUT, we are presently under secular law and unable to follow God's Laws entirely.

[Seventy]

Re: Living with atheists!

I don't think abdicated means what you think it means.

Not beating children does them harm. God tells us so.

You are correct, I meant advocated. It may surprise you that I believe that if you spare the rod you spoil the child. But Papist,bashing their heads against rocks, that is a bit much. It just doesn't sound good even saying it. In spite of our back and fourth, I doubt very seriously that you could take a baby and bash his/her head on rock in a back yard.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Living with atheists!

It shouldn't be done period. What if atheists abdicated Christians heads be bashed against rocks, you wouldn't like it. I just don't get this theme I see on this board for doing harm to children.

I don't think abdicated means what you think it means.

Not beating children does them harm. God tells us so.

[Seventy]

Re: Living with atheists!

Mr. Hatchet, I fear that she may be immune to this, her own weapon.

So I'd suggest anchovies in the microwave (pro tip: take them out of the can, first). The fan will spread the aroma throughout your dwelling-place. They'll either get ravenously hungry, or violently nauseous. If you're very lucky, one of each, and dissension will follow.

I owe you an apology, I jumped to judgement about you without asking you what you believed in. I've been reading many of your post and I agree that we should be accurate in quoting scripture,because if not,we are no better than them.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Living with atheists!

I just don't get this theme I see on this board for doing harm to children.

That's because you fail to comprehend the very fact that we are not doing harm to children, we are preventing harm against them.

[Seventy]

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He didn't say he was going to. He merely thought about it.

However I agree that we should not go dashing little ones heads into rocks where it is illegal.

It shouldn't be done period. What if atheists abdicated Christians heads be bashed against rocks, you wouldn't like it. I just don't get this theme I see on this board for doing harm to children.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Living with atheists!

Didn't you get the memo? You are to obey all secular laws,God also commanded this. I don't know why your mentors here didn't instruct you in this matter after you made this vile comment. But I will watch the news to see if I hear of you.In the meantime read up on the scripture about secular obedience.

http://biblia.com/bible/kjv1900/1%20Peter%202.13-15

Didn't you bother to read any of our responses to him?

Did you not note that he is not a True Christian(tm), but Unsaved Trash like you?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Living with atheists!

...I consumed brussels sprouts and petitioned God Almighty...

Mr. Hatchet, I fear that she may be immune to this, her own weapon.

So I'd suggest anchovies in the microwave (pro tip: take them out of the can, first). The fan will spread the aroma throughout your dwelling-place. They'll either get ravenously hungry, or violently nauseous. If you're very lucky, one of each, and dissension will follow.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Living with atheists!

She does nothing all day, pays zero rent, is constantly farting,

What should I do?!

First of all, why should you leave? Make them leave. How? By fighting fire with fire. I was in a similar dilemma in my youth. I consumed brussels sprouts and petitioned God Almighty. The Good Lord temporarily transformed my righteous anus into an angry, malodorous agent of retribution. Problem solved.

You're welcome.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Living with atheists!

Didn't you get the memo? You are to obey all secular laws,God also commanded this. I don't know why your mentors here didn't instruct you in this matter after you made this vile comment. But I will watch the news to see if I hear of you.In the meantime read up on the scripture about secular obedience.

http://biblia.com/bible/kjv1900/1%20Peter%202.13-15

He didn't say he was going to. He merely thought about it.

However I agree that we should not go dashing little ones heads into rocks where it is illegal.

[Seventy]

Re: Living with atheists!

Thanks for the replies, friends.

I was contemplating today that perhaps I should wait for them to bring a baby into the world before I take action. I noticed large rocks located in the back of my apartment complex that I could easily smash their would-be child against. The Lord has condoned such violence, nonetheless.

Psalm 137:9:
"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."

Didn't you get the memo? You are to obey all secular laws,God also commanded this. I don't know why your mentors here didn't instruct you in this matter after you made this vile comment. But I will watch the news to see if I hear of you.In the meantime read up on the scripture about secular obedience.

http://biblia.com/bible/kjv1900/1%20Peter%202.13-15

[Artofburning]

Re: Living with atheists!

What is the purpose of this forum? None of you have even a clue as to what kind of hole you've been digging...

Matthew 7:1:
Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Glance over that verse a couple of more times, hyprocite.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Living with atheists!

What is the purpose of this forum? None of you have even a clue as to what kind of hole you've been digging...

I have been doing this for years so I am glad it took you only a single post to figure it all out...



That sound you are hearing is the emptiness of your own head. Enjoy it while it lasts, as you will spend eternity listening to the sound of your own screaming while you are tortured by Satan.