I'm an emo kid

[Cutman]

Hay guise,

I am a homosexual. I like kissing boys. I cut my wrists everyday because God tells me to do it, it's the voices in my head. I <3 to bleed on everything when I cut my wrists, it's satisfying. I have scene hair, and I'm a scene kid. I <3 all you men out there. */slyce* Oh wow, it's a gusher fellas.

[madguitarist]

Re: I'm an emo kid

If you're gonna cut yourself, then do it right. Not down the highway. Not across the train tracks. Straight through the jugular. If you're not gonna be a decent human being, then at least commit suicide right.

My theory is that emo kids, aren't smart enough to effectively kill themselves, so they just pretend like they could if they wanted to. Either way, I look at them with the same disdain as people who actually commit suicide. Stop being foolish, and find God.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: I'm an emo kid

Hello, Cutman, and welcome to Landover Baptist Church. After you have bound up your wrist, please take a moment to review the following list. If any of the items on it are in your possession, I strongly urge that you rid yourself of them immediately:

American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures
East Indian items
Paisley pattern on anything
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Statues/pictures of false gods/goddesses (Buddha, Krishna, et al.)
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses (e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
Any items used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

Thank you, and I hope your time with us is blessed.

[Cutman]

Re: I'm an emo kid

If you're gonna cut yourself, then do it right. Not down the highway. Not across the train tracks. Straight through the jugular. If you're not gonna be a decent human being, then at least commit suicide right.

My theory is that emo kids, aren't smart enough to effectively kill themselves, so they just pretend like they could if they wanted to. Either way, I look at them with the same disdain as people who actually commit suicide. Stop being foolish, and find God.

I love going down the highway! =D A/S/L madguitarist?

[Baphomet]

Re: I'm an emo kid

If you're gonna cut yourself, then do it right. Not down the highway. Not across the train tracks. Straight through the jugular. If you're not gonna be a decent human being, then at least commit suicide right.

My theory is that emo kids, aren't smart enough to effectively kill themselves, so they just pretend like they could if they wanted to. Either way, I look at them with the same disdain as people who actually commit suicide. Stop being foolish, and find God.

Praise Jebus!

[Cutman]

Re: I'm an emo kid

Hello, Cutman, and welcome to Landover Baptist Church. After you have bound up your wrist, please take a moment to review the following list. If any of the items on it are in your possession, I strongly urge that you rid yourself of them immediately:

American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures
East Indian items
Paisley pattern on anything
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Statues/pictures of false gods/goddesses (Buddha, Krishna, et al.)
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses (e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
Any items used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

Thank you, and I hope your time with us is blessed.

I have a Gay Bible, is that ok sweetie?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: I'm an emo kid

Hay guise,

I am a homosexual. I like kissing boys. I cut my wrists everyday because God tells me to do it, it's the voices in my head. I <3 to bleed on everything when I cut my wrists, it's satisfying. I have scene hair, and I'm a scene kid. I <3 all you men out there. */slyce* Oh wow, it's a gusher fellas.

Sweet Baby Jesus! I assume you have never had a proper Christian spanking. No son of mine would dare to kiss a boy. And this cutting stuff is just a childish way to get attention. Ten licks from my favorite hairbrush per cut will take care of that problem!

[Cutman]

Re: I'm an emo kid

Sweet Baby Jesus! I assume you have never had a proper Christian spanking. No son of mine would dare to kiss a boy. And this cutting stuff is just a childish way to get attention. Ten licks from my favorite hairbrush per cut will take care of that problem!

You play grab ass with your kids?! That's SOOOOOOO KEWL! My parents died of cancer by the way, when I was 7.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I'm an emo kid

You play grab ass with your kids?! That's SOOOOOOO KEWL! My parents died of cancer by the way, when I was 7.

What did you do that God was so angry with you that He killed your' parents?

Jesus loves you deeply friend, don't make Him kill more of your family.

[Cutman]

Re: I'm an emo kid

What did you do that God was so angry with you that He killed your' parents?

Actually, Satan made them explode in Iraq while they were in the war.

[VictoryOS]

Re: I'm an emo kid

You play grab ass with your kids?! That's SOOOOOOO KEWL! My parents died of cancer by the way, when I was 7.

Both your parents died at the same time from cancer? Something tells me you're trying to make a mockery of Jesus' Love and Compassion.

[Cutman]

Re: I'm an emo kid

Both your parents died at the same time from cancer? Something tells me you're trying to make a mockery of Jesus' Love and Compassion.

I know right? It was a VEEEERRRY weird event.

[JimmyB]

Re: I'm an emo kid

Both your parents died at the same time from cancer? Something tells me you're trying to make a mockery of Jesus' Love and Compassion.

both my parents died too. my daddy died in iraq and my mum commited suicide. i live with foster parents and they are so dark. i am tryin to find jesus...

[VictoryOS]

Re: I'm an emo kid

I know right? It was a VEEEERRRY weird event.

Please tell us about it.

[Cutman]

Re: I'm an emo kid

My pastor touches me in the pants on Fridays and Sundays. Sundays are pretty CRAZY! He said I would lose my fag appeal if I let him. =D