[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: God Starts Gay Cleanup in Boston

Spandex - reason enough to incur God's wrath.

Spandex

Spandex or elastane is a synthetic fiber known for its exceptional elasticity. It is strong, but less durable than its major non-synthetic competitor, natural latex. It is a polyurethane-polyurea copolymer that was invented in 1959 by chemists C. L. Sandquist and Joseph Shivers at DuPont's Benger Laboratory in Waynesboro, Virginia. When first introduced, it revolutionized many areas of the clothing industry.

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For clothing, spandex is usually mixed with cotton or polyester, and accounts for a small percentage of the final fabric, which therefore retains most of the look and feel of the other fibers. In North America it is rare in men's clothing, but prevalent in women's. An estimated 80% of clothing sold in the United States contained spandex in 2010.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spandex

[HaileyHaven]

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Though this was a wonderful opportunity to cast some homos into the pit of hell, it actually succeeded in sending an Asian Woman who was attending college to hell. Thank the Lord! At that age she should have been cooking for a family, not wasting her time in college.

[James Hutchins]

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Food for thought:
Matthew 18:8-9
Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

The Homosexual joggers should be on their knees (if they still have them) thanking God for sparing their lives.

[Sammy The Penitent]

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Forget Iraq, we should start war with Iran for this one!

We shouldn't let terrorists force America to choose between annihilating Iraq and Iran. We have enough nuclear firepower to blow every rag headed arab in both countries into the fiery pit of hell.

...And just as a matter of principle, that fat whiny gook in North Korea.

YIC

[Titus Templeton]

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The whole marathon fad started in Greece, where pretty much every male is a homosexual.

Interesting fact: Countries that start to be homosexual like Greece, will become insolvent in the future.

God makes those win to show to the world how utterly pointless marathons are. Important sports get won by decent Christian white males with blue eyes who vote Republican.

I've heard african negros run marathon every morning to get some dope.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Those Kenyan nigras always win. I'm pretty sure you didn't mean that.

God makes those win to show to the world how utterly pointless marathons are. Important sports get won by decent Christian white males with blue eyes who vote Republican.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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This is obviously because Massachusetts was the first state to legalize gay marriage, that it took 9 years to bomb them just shows that God can be really tricky sometimes,

God is not in a hurry. Don't forget that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day (Psalm 90:4; 2 Peter 3:8). His mill grinds slowly but exceedingly fine.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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This is obviously because Massachusetts was the first state to legalize gay marriage, that it took 9 years to bomb them just shows that God can be really tricky sometimes, if you live in a state or a country and legalize gay marriage you know that God is going to get you sooner or later, but you dont know when! It may take just a day, or as in this case, 9 years.

I think its stupid that the police is looking for the perpetrator, when its so obvious that it was God who placed and detonated the bomb to punish the Commonwealth of Massachusetts for legalizing gay marriage and telling them that enough is enough!

[Nobar King]

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The other thing to remember here, is that God always wins. Always.

Those Kenyan nigras always win. I'm pretty sure you didn't mean that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The other thing to remember here, is that God always wins. Always.

[Holly Graham]

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He SO is. This is a beautiful place for this, Sister Mary. I just love that I've found this church, and all you Godly people.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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I pray that it is indeed God's work in smiting the filthy rectalsexuals, praise Him!

But there is talk already that it may be a raghead terrorist attack. We can only hope that if this is the case, Obama doesn't hide behind Michelle's skirt and whine about "giving peace a chance". George Bush would already have the B-2s in the air and a carrier group sailing toward whatever worthless sandpatch of God-mocking towel-heads that might be responsible.

Let's hope Obama mans up in this time of crisis.

In Jesus Christ

Amen. And what rebellious northern liberal can argue with severed legs and bodyparts flying?? When God recompenses sinners their due, He really gets going!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I know Tommy Menino, Mayor of Boston. Tommy is not a bad guy, but there can be no question God is not pleased with him.

Tommy is a Catholic and has let homer marriage get out of hand in Boston. God broke Tommy's leg recently and told him not to seek reelection.

With this explosion, it appears God has sent a warning to Boston not to choose another homer loving Catholic.

[Basilissa]

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Jesus has begun the cleansing of America, starting with satin short wearing pansies parading on the streets of a significant American City that was the beginning of the American effort at ridding our soils of foreign invaders.

Definitely! That 8 year old boy that died in the blast must have been a homosexual already!

Why hasn't Obama attacked Iraq? Why doesn't Obama want to protect us?

Forget Iraq, we should start war with Iran for this one!

Also, I find it blasphemous that many in that city were celebrating "Patriots Day."

It also is the tax day...