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  • #16
    Re: What is this AIDS thing?

    The AIDS is a fag disease that was caused by peverts piffling monkeys.
    Ack!

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    • #17
      Re: What is this AIDS thing?

      AIDS is God's way to smite sodomites and drug users.

      If every man and woman stays away from premarital drug use, anal sex and kissing there would be no AIDS.

      Problem solved.
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      • #18
        Re: What is this AIDS thing?

        Wow! Any guy that thinks another guy is better than a woman is twisted indeed. Nasty! Not only defying God but defying the basics of nature. You salad shooters just creep everyone out. Promoted by the democrats to populate their army of misfits and sinners. Seriously, I hope you pickle puffers get your thoughts straight before your time runs out.

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        • #19
          Re: What is this AIDS thing?

          Originally posted by Lovethekingofkings View Post
          Wow! Any guy that thinks another guy is better than a woman is twisted indeed. Nasty! Not only defying God but defying the basics of nature. You salad shooters just creep everyone out. Promoted by the democrats to populate their army of misfits and sinners. Seriously, I hope you pickle puffers get your thoughts straight before your time runs out.
          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: What is this AIDS thing?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
            What if you're gay but haven't have anal sex? How could you get AIDS, a disease contacted by bodily fluids mixing IN the body?

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            • #21
              Re: What is this AIDS thing?

              Originally posted by TheWretch View Post
              What if you're gay but haven't have anal sex? How could you get AIDS, a disease contacted by bodily fluids mixing IN the body?
              Don't be silly. Diseases are not caused by some mysterious biological causes; diseases are sent as punishment of God:

              Deuteronomy 28:20-22
              20 The Lord shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly; because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken me.
              21 The Lord shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee from off the land, whither thou goest to possess it.
              22 The Lord shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

              Deuteronomy 28:27 The Lord will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.

              Deuteronomy 28:35
              The Lord shall smite thee in the knees, and in the legs, with a sore botch that cannot be healed, from the sole of thy foot unto the top of thy head.

              I hope that helps.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • #22
                Re: What is this AIDS thing?

                Originally posted by TheWretch View Post
                What if you're gay but haven't have anal sex? How could you get AIDS, a disease contacted by bodily fluids mixing IN the body?
                A drug addict takes drugs. A gay takes anal sex. You don't seem to understand what homosexuality is about.
                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                -Holocaust Jokes
                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                • #23
                  Re: What is this AIDS thing?

                  Originally posted by TheWretch View Post
                  What if you're gay but haven't have anal sex? How could you get AIDS, a disease contacted by bodily fluids mixing IN the body?
                  You can catch the aids from a simple handshake. Please bear in mind that the aids is not something visible like a bug or a worm. The aids is very small, so small that you can barely see it with your eyes. You might have little skin cuts or wounds (from doing your chores for example) on your hands. Now if you shake a gay man's hand these little aids-germs may take the chance to enter your bloodstream.

                  We also know that many fags deliberately try to infect others by cutting them with infected "aids rings"
                  Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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                  • #24
                    Re: What is this AIDS thing?

                    Originally posted by Ex-soccer player View Post
                    You can catch the aids from a simple handshake. Please bear in mind that the aids is not something visible like a bug or a worm. The aids is very small, so small that you can barely see it with your eyes. You might have little skin cuts or wounds (from doing your chores for example) on your hands. Now if you shake a gay man's hand these little aids-germs may take the chance to enter your bloodstream.

                    We also know that many fags deliberately try to infect others by cutting them with infected "aids rings"
                    And today when you refuse to shake hands with a gaysexual you go to jail for discrimination.
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                    • #25
                      Re: What is this AIDS thing?

                      You just have to be near a gaysexual to get aids. You don't even have to touch them. If they sneeze near you, you can get it. If a mosquito bites them and bites you, you get it. This is why they should all be banished to an island (Madagascar sounds good). They could be airdropped food. And because they can't breed, they'll die out soon enough.

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                      • #26
                        Re: What is this AIDS thing?

                        Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                        You just have to be near a gaysexual to get aids. You don't even have to touch them. If they sneeze near you, you can get it. If a mosquito bites them and bites you, you get it. This is why they should all be banished to an island (Madagascar sounds good). They could be airdropped food. And because they can't breed, they'll die out soon enough.
                        I already addressed this problem with a final solution.
                        It is worth a read.

                        A Christian Help Forum led by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson. Warning! Sometimes the Lord's advice is a hard pill to swallow.
                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                        -Holocaust Jokes
                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                        • #27
                          Re: What is this AIDS thing?

                          At my medical clinic, I often have to field questions about HIV and AIDS since Oregon (and Portland, particularly) are liberal, sin-filled places that are the perfect breeding ground for diseases brought on by turning one's back on the Lord. While there are many on the far left that try to spread lies about this strictly homosexual disease (even going so far as to say that even a True Christian(TM) might acquire it), I do my best to counsel boys as young as 7 that they must never use a public restroom unless father is with them, they must not accept candy from strangers, nor ever get into a vehicle with someone they do not know.

                          When I suspect that a patient is a homosexual, I always hand them my favorite tract, "Sissies go to Hell," and I secretly pray for them while their back is turned. The law prevents me from refusing to see them but I always wear full HAZMAT gear during the examination. Can you believe that this letter appeared in the Oregonian a few years ago:

                          To the editor:
                          I am appalled that Dr. Mansfield Mansfield is allowed to practice bigotry in this country. Dr. Mansfield, a physician in Portland, insulted my gay son during a recent physical examination by asking questions like
                          • How many people have you infected?
                          • Is there a particular public restroom where you recruit young boys?
                          • What bus stations do you frequent?
                          • Have you ever tried to pray away your sins of sodomy?

                          This is appalling! I implore all Oregonians to fight to see his license revoked. Homosexuals are loving, kind people that deserve our understanding, our friendship, and equality in all things. Dr. Mansfield represents all that is Republican and Conservative Christian in this world. As a lifelong Democrat, I will always be pro-gay, and in so doing, I will always be pro-my-son!


                          These things have not prevented me from doing what GOD would have me to do, praise His Name, but it is evidence that people simply do not care about HIV/AIDS nor how their acceptance of gays and lebanese will create another epidemic similar to that of the 1980's. May God have mercy on the United States.



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