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  • #61
    Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    Leviticus, chapter 23

    "37": These are the feasts of the LORD, which ye shall proclaim to be holy convocations, to offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD, a burnt offering, and a meat offering, a sacrifice, and drink offerings, every thing upon his day:

    Obviuosly this means a good old fashioned bar be que!!


    39": Also in the fifteenth day of the seventh month, when ye have gathered in the fruit of the land, ye shall keep a feast unto the LORD seven days: on the first day shall be a sabbath, and on the eighth day shall be a sabbath.

    July 15th, a week long bar be que! I missed this before. We have to correct our mistake.

    They feasted, but slim the chosen remained for what is a week of bar be que when the flesh is properlis chastened?

    "And it came to pass after this, that I wept again, and fasted seven days in like manner, that I might fulfil the three weeks which he told me." 4Ezra6 35

    Three week fast beats any week long barbeque (I would assume)

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    • #62
      Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

      So is it a sin to be fat? If so then at least 80% of us is going to hell.

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      • #63
        Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

        Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
        So is it a sin to be fat? If so then at least 80% of us is going to hell.
        No, but it IS a sin to be a false Christian. Pantycoastals are hellbound for worshipping God incorrectly. I suppose you kiss snakes too? And speak in "tongues"?

        By the way, I've always been curious....What does "Shonda La Honda" mean in English? You freaks always seem to start off with that phrase of gibberish when being possessed by demons posing as the Holy Spirit.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #64
          Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

          If Jesus wanted me skinny, he wouldn't invented fast food and ice cream.

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          • #65
            Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

            "false Christian"???

            i didn't know there was such thing as a "true christian"

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            • #66
              Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

              Originally posted by MyQueerDad View Post
              "false Christian"???

              i didn't know there was such thing as a "true christian"
              You're looking at one, nancyboy.

              What are you even doing here? This is a True Christian™ forum, and we are here to Praise Jesus.

              Take a look at our beliefs.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #67
                Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                No, but it IS a sin to be a false Christian. Pantycoastals are hellbound for worshipping God incorrectly. I suppose you kiss snakes too? And speak in "tongues"?

                By the way, I've always been curious....What does "Shonda La Honda" mean in English? You freaks always seem to start off with that phrase of gibberish when being possessed by demons posing as the Holy Spirit.

                Speaking in Tongues is proper and in the bible. And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting. And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them. And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance. And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven. Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and they were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language. Acts 2:3-6
                Not only are you not supposed to understand this issue, you are supposed to follow this. Without speaking in tongues and operating in gifts of the Spirit, the Holy Ghost is not descending upon you. How do you explain that?
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                • #68
                  Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                  Originally posted by tLakota View Post
                  Speaking in Tongues is proper and in the bible. And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting. And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them. And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance. And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven. Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and they were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language. Acts 2:3-6
                  Not only are you not supposed to understand this issue, you are supposed to follow this. Without speaking in tongues and operating in gifts of the Spirit, the Holy Ghost is not descending upon you. How do you explain that?
                  That is a gross misinterpretation of the Holy Word of God. Take a look at THIS.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #69
                    Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    That is a gross misinterpretation of the Holy Word of God. Take a look at THIS.
                    I've read the document. It appears that it focuses on the lingual translation of tongues to others, and whether or not a rushing wind or fire is seen upon those that speak in tongues at services. But I found 2 problems in this article. One, they talk about the permanent indwelling of the Holy Spirit to be vital to the validity of speaking in tongues. But how is it that you decide who has the spirit descend upon them when the article itself contradicts itself with Paul's admission of praying in tongues.

                    In 1 Corinthians 14:14-15, Paul is correcting the error of using tongues as prayer language. In verse 15 he says that he would pray and sing both with his understanding, because to do otherwise is unfruitful. Plainly Paul is condemning those that had perverted the gift of tongues by teaching it was a prayer language. Earlier in verse 2, he concluded that when men spoke in tongues no one understood but God. He points out the singing and praying in a language that no one else knows does not help that person by teaching those present the truth. This is always in view in the Bible and in the correct use of tongues.

                    According to this article, speaking in tongues is still a prayer language if authentically brought
                    on by the Spirit. It seems the biggest point of the article is to avoid abuse by false prophets looking to get rich.

                    Two, nowhere in this article do they say that people that practice speaking in tongues are possessed by demons or some other malevolent force.

                    Paul says, "my spirit prayeth" in other words those that practice tongues as a prayer language are not doing so though the Holy Spirit, but by their human spirit. Using 1 Corinthians 14:14 as an example of "praying in tongues" is a gross error. Praying in the spirit, as practiced by the modern tongues movement is promoted as being something highly desired, yet God, speaking through the Apostle Paul condemns it. Today modern tongues is presented as a special spiritual communication with God, but the truth is the Bible does not teach this anywhere! In Verse 9, Paul says that speaking in tongues as the Corinthians were doing was "speaking into the air."

                    I don't see demon possessed in this statement at all. If anything, they make fake or add a little theatrics to 'speaking into the air' but that doesn't mean they are possessed or that they don't give thanks to God properly in another way. If anything, it seems to be another matter of harmless self-indulgence if not misused. If you disagree strongly, please post more scripture to back up your position. After all, the Bible only says so much and alot is left to speculation or is taken out of context due to the first translation.

                    On a final note, a little off topic. I had a little issue with this part of the article. Keep in mind, anyone can start a website and fill it with their ideas to influence others. If I knew who wrote it or influenced it, I might be more willing to take all the info at heart level.

                    There is no reference in the Bible of a woman speaking in tongues. In 1 Corinthians 14:34, women were forbidden to speak in tongues in public. In contrast to that, in tongues speaking churches today, it is practiced mostly by women. Paul says if they had questions they were to ask their husbands at home.

                    Paul's reference to women was to Jewish Housewives in the synagogue, which was the main place of worship back then, not to members of the Church. Also, with only a few references to speaking in tongues/to the air in the bible, why would it be a big deal that they weren't referenced to women? The Jewish culture is different to ours. And the current Jewish culture varies from the Bible era versions. What's your thoughts on that?
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                    • #70
                      Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                      Well, if the dieting doesn't work, there's always cancer. That'll take a few pounds off before you die.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #71
                        Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                        First of all I do not kiss snakes but I have spoke in lounges, which is in the bible its one of the gifts. I am saved in the lord and I try my best to live according to his word. Do you know why there is so many different denominations? because people can not agree with what they believe is or is not in the bible. Being baptist or catholic does not make you a Christian its your personal relation ship with the father, son and the holy ghost and not what church you go to. This is how cults start!

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                        • #72
                          Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                          Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                          First of all I do not kiss snakes but I have spoke in lounges, which is in the bible its one of the gifts. I am saved in the lord and I try my best to live according to his word.
                          By speaking in lounges?!

                          My, there is simply nothing ladylike whatsoever about sidling up to strange men in seedy airport bars. I can imagine it now. You put on your big Dolly Parton . . . wig, and tightest, most revealing dress, and 4" heels, then slip up next to a strapping Christian family man as he relaxes between flights:

                          "Howdy, flyboy, like my runway? I got my landin' lights on for ya, honey . . . How about you buy me something to whet my whistle, then we'll go have a little prayer session? <giggles> Well, at least ONE of us will have to get on bended knee!"

                          I'm sure "kissing snakes" is not above a harlot who seduces strange men (or maybe women!) in lounges!

                          This is a Christian forum. I certainly did not expect to be seeing such displays of perversion and loose morals here, of all places!
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                          • #73
                            Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            By speaking in lounges?!

                            My, there is simply nothing ladylike whatsoever about sidling up to strange men in seedy airport bars. I can imagine it now. You put on your big Dolly Parton . . . wig, and tightest, most revealing dress, and 4" heels, then slip up next to a strapping Christian family man as he relaxes between flights:

                            "Howdy, flyboy, like my runway? I got my landin' lights on for ya, honey . . . How about you buy me something to whet my whistle, then we'll go have a little prayer session? <giggles> Well, at least ONE of us will have to get on bended knee!"

                            I'm sure "kissing snakes" is not above a harlot who seduces strange men (or maybe women!) in lounges!

                            This is a Christian forum. I certainly did not expect to be seeing such displays of perversion and loose morals here, of all places!

                            Dee dee dee! You r-tard! It was an obvious typo, stupid! And it seems like you know an awful lot or at least giving a lot of thought to seducing a good Christian man, married or not, while drinking and fornicating. Gross, you're supposed to be free of perversions of the mind, what the hell is wrong with you to post something so outlandish on this forum? I'd suggest you find something else to do while the adults here talk it out using the Word of God. We don't need more stupid comments here.
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                            • #74
                              Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                              Originally posted by tLakota View Post
                              We don't need more stupid comments here.
                              So then you'll be leaving us then?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • #75
                                Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                So then you'll be leaving us then?
                                Don't even try that one on me. Maybe you should talk to that woman and ask why she wants to be a homewrecker. Seriously, who would want to comment on an obvious typo with such filth?
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