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  • #76
    Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

    Originally posted by tLakota View Post
    Dee dee dee! You r-tard! It was an obvious typo, stupid! And it seems like you know an awful lot or at least giving a lot of thought to seducing a good Christian man, married or not, while drinking and fornicating. Gross, you're supposed to be free of perversions of the mind, what the hell is wrong with you to post something so outlandish on this forum? I'd suggest you find something else to do while the adults here talk it out using the Word of God. We don't need more stupid comments here.
    dee dee dee? I thought your name was tLakota.

    If the typo was so obvious, why did you not see it?

    No, I think you wrote just what you meant, harlot! Seductress!
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    • #77
      Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

      Originally posted by tLakota View Post
      Speaking in Tongues is proper and in the bible.
      In the Bible, the gift of tongues meant that the apostles spoke in their own language, but the listeners each heard in their own languages. It was a true miracle.

      On the other hand in the Pentecostal Church, the gift of tongues means some old lady jumps out into the aisle during the middle of the sermon and starts having a seizure and shouting gobbledy-gook, and only the preacher claims to be able to understand.

      Do any of tongue talkers in your church suddenly become fluent in real languages like Spanish, Chinese, or German that they have never studied? If so, then I would be prepared to believe that people in your church are operating in gifts of the Spirit.

      If all the "tongue-talking" your church does is nonsense that only the preacher understands, then what you are witnessing is an old carnie trick -- not a miracle.

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      • #78
        Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

        According to things I've seen on tv and in movies, it's always the fattest lady in the congregation who speaks in tongues. She falls over on the floor and shakes the whole building with her weight. Then she starts writhing, screaming, passing gas, kicking, biting things. And the horrible sounds that come from their mouths! No, it's nothing to be proud of. It's a wretched sight.
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        • #79
          Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

          Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
          Do any of tongue talkers in your church suddenly become fluent in real languages like Spanish, Chinese, or German that they have never studied? If so, then I would be prepared to believe that people in your church are operating in gifts of the Spirit.

          If all the "tongue-talking" your church does is nonsense that only the preacher understands, then what you are witnessing is an old carnie trick -- not a miracle.

          Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Nobody at my church speaks in tongues, it was Ezekial that brought up speaking in tongues and lilpentacostalgirl that mentioned participating in it. All I did was point out that it's in the bible and isn't demon possession in the proper context, which would be in the presence of the Holy Spirit. Or at most, people pretending to feel closer to God, regardless of whether they are in public or not. Nice to hear from you pastor.
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          • #80
            Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            By speaking in lounges?!

            My, there is simply nothing ladylike whatsoever about sidling up to strange men in seedy airport bars. I can imagine it now. You put on your big Dolly Parton . . . wig, and tightest, most revealing dress, and 4" heels, then slip up next to a strapping Christian family man as he relaxes between flights:

            "Howdy, flyboy, like my runway? I got my landin' lights on for ya, honey . . . How about you buy me something to whet my whistle, then we'll go have a little prayer session? <giggles> Well, at least ONE of us will have to get on bended knee!"

            I'm sure "kissing snakes" is not above a harlot who seduces strange men (or maybe women!) in lounges!

            This is a Christian forum. I certainly did not expect to be seeing such displays of perversion and loose morals here, of all places!
            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            If the typo was so obvious, why did you not see it?

            No, I think you wrote just what you meant, harlot! Seductress!
            You wrote all of the above content, who's the seductress? I'm pretty sure that's you. And I've never used my name on the internet so I'd prefer if you wouldn't.
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            • #81
              Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

              Originally posted by tLakota View Post
              You wrote all of the above content, who's the seductress? I'm pretty sure that's you. And I've never used my name on the internet so I'd prefer if you wouldn't.
              Well, SOMEONE on here called you ********, I'd not have seen it otherwise.

              But I can call you Ms. T, if you prefer.

              "I pity da foo' . . ." Come on, you know the words . . .

              And all of the content is what Jesus told me you meant by "speaking in lounges". And He knows, dear. You can lie to me, but not to Him.
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              • #82
                Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                Well, SOMEONE on here called you *******, I'd not have seen it otherwise.

                But I can call you Ms. T, if you prefer.

                "I pity da foo' . . ." Come on, you know the words . . .

                And all of the content is what Jesus told me you meant by "speaking in lounges". And He knows, dear. You can lie to me, but not to Him.
                What are you talking about, I didn't post about speaking in 'lounges' lilpentacostalgirl did. And it was an obvious typo that she meant 'speaking in tongues. And it was Ezekial that first used my name, not me. You can definitely call me Ms. T if you want. I'm not a liar either, if you go back to the page you first posted on you'll see that it wasn't me who said, 'speaking in lounges'. I don't go to places like that.
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                • #83
                  Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                  Originally posted by tLakota View Post
                  What are you talking about, I didn't post about speaking in 'lounges' lilpentacostalgirl did. And it was an obvious typo that she meant 'speaking in tongues. And it was Ezekial that first used my name, not me. You can definitely call me Ms. T if you want. I'm not a liar either, if you go back to the page you first posted on you'll see that it wasn't me who said, 'speaking in lounges'. I don't go to places like that.
                  I sit corrected, Ms. T. It was indeed lilpentacostal girl who bragged of "speaking in lounges". However, surely you can understand my confusion when you responded as though I'd been addressing you, since how else could you defend such harlotry and say it'd not happened? Being female, I naturally became confused and assumed one of you was a sock puppet.

                  I should have asked Jesus (or perhaps a Pastor) for clarification before responding, so I do apologize. For embarassing Him, that is.

                  For some reason, you insisted on calling me "dee dee dee". My name is Jenny . . . Ms. J, if you're a nasty harlot. I don't know who this "dee dee dee" is; perhaps you were confused as well?

                  Don't be embarassed; I know all about those "female troubles" . . . lack of focus, short attention span, inability to differentiate between your husband or any of his buddies after just one glass of wine, etc. These things happen!

                  Just remember: Me = Jenny. Me not Dee dee dee.
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                  • #84
                    Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                    Dear pastor, here is another godless feminazi type promoting Big is Beautiful. When do you ever see a fat beauty contest? Never?

                    Don't watch this video becuase you might be disappointed at the level that our society has sunk to.

                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #85
                      Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                      Oh, dear.

                      So Type II Diabetes is beautiful?

                      Heart disease is beautiful?

                      Strokes are beautiful?
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                      • #86
                        Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        Oh, dear.

                        So Type II Diabetes is beautiful?

                        Heart disease is beautiful?

                        Strokes are beautiful?
                        The disease is not beautiful,
                        But In more cases then not the person Infected can be found beautiful.
                        I'm honestly surprised at this king of post being Supported on such a forum filled with people who strike quite a semblance to those in the topic, With a few exceptions of course.

                        Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're a beautiful person.

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                        • #87
                          Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                          It's a start.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #88
                            Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Dear pastor, here is another godless feminazi type promoting Big is Beautiful. When do you ever see a fat beauty contest? Never?

                            Don't watch this video becuase you might be disappointed at the level that our society has sunk to.
                            *sigh*

                            Brother King, that was very insensitive of you. There should have been a warning toward the Freehold negro population. As recovering negro that footage was a little bit more than I was ready to lay eyes upon. I am an aspiring ex-negro after all and the sight of those plump white women got me to imagining all sorts of ludeness. You know how we negros like big butts and we can not lie, you other brothers can deny love large breasted and plump white women. When I saw that plumper in the blue dress I started thinking about her "itty bitty waste and her big butt in my face I get STRUNG!!!...".*sigh* It's never good to have Sir Mixalot songs in your head.

                            Now I'm going to have to go pray to Jesus in my prayer closet so that He will purge the image of the large woman in the orange dress and the blue dress with the itty bitty waste and big bu... *sigh*

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                            • #89
                              Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                              OK, I guess I need to put more thought into the warnings I post over offensive videos.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • #90
                                Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

                                Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
                                It's never good to have Sir Mixalot songs in your head.
                                Amen.
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