Colored people at my Church

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Colored people at my Church

Brother Zeke,

I went to that sinful playboy site and looked at all the photos of those harlot waitresses. I then wrote down their information so that when visiting the towns where they work, I will minister to them personally. I will preach the word until they prostrate themselves, then pump them full with the love of Jesus.

Just curious - how long did it take you to type that with one hand?

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Colored people at my Church

Brother Zeke,

I went to that sinful playboy site and looked at all the photos of those harlot waitresses. I then wrote down their information so that when visiting the towns where they work, I will minister to them personally. I will preach the word until they prostrate themselves, then pump them full with the love of Jesus.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Colored people at my Church

A word to the wise here Brother Monty; You might be being served by shameless, wanton sluts at the once-classy Olive Garden. Apparently a notorious pornographic magazine has lured several of their buxom waitresses into white slavery. Make sure Delores is away from the computer, and take a look at THIS.

Disgusting. You would think that if ANYONE had any Godly morality in this country, it would be Darden Restaurants (NYSERI), owner-operators of 1,700 Red Lobster(c), Olive Garden(r), LongHorn Steakhouse(tm), The Capital Grille(r), Bahama Breeze(tm) and Seasons 52(c) restaurants throughout North America.

If you can't rely anymore on the morality and tender humanism of a massive corporate restaurant conglomerate run out of a business park in Orlando, Florida, then who CAN one rely on?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Colored people at my Church

Because of the Coloreds showing up at church lately, I have taken to wearing a money belt. I usually go out to dinner at The Olive Garden with my wife Delores after the Sunday services, and I wouldn't want to miss the endless salad and breadsticks after being pick-pocketed by a larcenous Darkie using church attendance as a cover.

A word to the wise here Brother Monty; You might be being served by shameless, wanton sluts at the once-classy Olive Garden. Apparently a notorious pornographic magazine has lured several of their buxom waitresses into white slavery. Make sure Delores is away from the computer, and take a look at THIS.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Colored people at my Church

What is this nonsense about black folks becoming 'ex negros'? Can someone please explain how, short of getting some kind of skin pigmentation implanted, a person born black can stop being black? I have looked at that link to Mr LeBeau's thread, and in his picture he looks every bit as black as Barack Obama or Martin Luther King. I never heard of anything so stupid as 'ex negro ministries' being practised in a Christian church. You can be sure Almighty God will be much angrier with you than I am right now.

And can someone please explain on what scriptural basis those of different races are required to wear a mask and / or sit at the back or in the balcony.

The racial hatred on here makes me sick.

Once again, your gall at speaking for God makes ME sick.

Negroes are the cursed descendants of Ham. We know this because when Ham was cursed, he went into Canaan, and populated the area. With Negroes.

Very simple. Do you comprehend, Jacqueline?

Landover allows these Unsaved wretches to attend services in a special room, in hopes that they become Saved(c) after seeing that it's possible to leave Negrohood behind. This is a Godly outreach program, bringing in Unsaved people who normally would not be allowed on the property.

Now, Negroes are not merely people with dark skin. The dark skin doesn't magically vanish when someone becomes a Saved(c) ex-Negro, like Condoleeza Rice or Remy LeBeau. Their skin is still dark, to stand as a testament to Negroes that they, too, can become Saved(c) ex-Negroes.

Ex-Negrohood has to do with abandoning the Unsaved Negro "culture" of hip-hopping, pie-stealing, carjacking, jazz-listening, big-booty-smacking, etc. because Jesus is more important than so-called "Black Pride".

I believe any number of the good brothers and sisters here can post some videos of Negroes engaged in their "culture". (I agreed with my church's board that our network should not allow connections to things like YouTube, as our young folk use the church computers. Too many Satanic influences on YouTube. Since the parsonage computer is on the same network, I can only access such things by going to the public library.)

Now, the African Negro has an entirely different, yet equally depraved, "culture". We don't get into that in detail, as tribal dancing, cannibalism, and spear chucking (Olympic javelin throwers notwithstanding) are not commonly encountered in the American, or semi-civilized, Negro.

I hope you can stop preaching your message of racial hatred and join the good people of Landover in helping the cursed Negroes attain Salvation(c). (My church does not have a similar program, as there aren't any Negroes in North Salem.)

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Colored people at my Church

Because of the Coloreds showing up at church lately, I have taken to wearing a money belt. I usually go out to dinner at The Olive Garden with my wife Delores after the Sunday services, and I wouldn't want to miss the endless salad and breadsticks after being pick-poketed by a larcenous Darkie using church attendance as a cover.

[Jacques Anape]

Re: Colored people at my Church

What is this nonsense about black folks becoming 'ex negros'? Can someone please explain how, short of getting some kind of skin pigmentation implanted, a person born black can stop being black? I have looked at that link to Mr LeBeau's thread, and in his picture he looks every bit as black as Barack Obama or Martin Luther King. I never heard of anything so stupid as 'ex negro ministries' being practised in a Christian church. You can be sure Almighty God will be much angrier with you than I am right now.

And can someone please explain on what scriptural basis those of different races are required to wear a mask and / or sit at the back or in the balcony.

The racial hatred on here makes me sick.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Colored people at my Church

It is a requirement for negras to sit in the balcony at my Church services. They are also required to wear the white hat/mask if they want to come to the early service. As we do not want them to spook the elders.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Colored people at my Church

Take a look HERE, smartmouth.

We have no Michael Jackson listed on our rolls.

[snottyduck]

Re: Colored people at my Church

i am sorry, but could someone explain to me what you all mean by becoming an ex-negro?

It probably means you have to undergo highly experimental plastic surgery which makes your face fall off after some time, most likely like that Michael Jackson as he apparently is also a True Christian since he tried to be an "ex-negro"

[4GodNOThypocrites]

Re: Colored people at my Church

i am sorry, but could someone explain to me what you all mean by becoming an ex-negro?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Colored people at my Church

Recently, several people of color have been attending my church; most of them have no intentions of becoming ex-negros. I'm unsure as to what to do about it. I called the police, but they called me a racist, of all things. This is a perplexing situation, to say the least..

Dear Mr. Jingles

I am afraid that you are not in a True Christian Church. If there are negroes who are not forced I mean encouraged to become ex-negroes in your church, then you need to get out. The Landover Baptist Church has the pre-eminent ex-negro program in the USA. If your church allows negroes to stay negroes, you need to get out and come to Landover Baptist.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Colored people at my Church

Even Landover welcomes coloreds, though I think they have to sit in a special room and watch the service on closed circuit TV.

I do hope the negroes at your church have the good manners to sit in the balcony.

[Mr. Jingles]

Recently, several people of color have been attending my church; most of them have no intentions of becoming ex-negros. I'm unsure as to what to do about it. I called the police, but they called me a racist, of all things. This is a perplexing situation, to say the least..