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VICTORY! Morality in Media forces Steam Store to ban Dating Simulators!
VICTORY: Steam to remove games that teach date-rape tactics like "be nice to women".
Steam is an online video game store where any child with a credit card can learn about dating.
Let's give ourselves a quick pat on the back and then see what lessons we can learn from this victory.
1. First of all, it's easy for True Christians to disguise ourselves as feminists. Just learn a bit of rhetoric, a few buzzwords really. Journalists never do research beyond twitter, so your cover will never get blown.
2. Carefully target small niche developers. No, that's not bullying, it's just smart tactics.
3. Vote Republican in midterms. A special thank you to the taxpayers who paid Morality In Media $300,000, and to Virginia voters who gave us the Republican Congressman that snuck in that earmark.
4. Keep an eye on the enemy: the nerds have a petition here.
What we're up against
The most popular game to be targeted is called "HuniePop", a combination of Tetris and a dating simulation.
Some of the brutal date-rape tactics taught by Huniepop, USED BY ACTUAL RAPISTS:
Players learn not to take a girl home until at least their fifth date
Players learn not to give her drinks unless she wants to drink
Players learn to pay attention to what she says, and be genuinely interested in her. If you ask her the same question twice, or forget what she said, it will be hard to make her consent to being raped.
Players learn not to ask shy women what their bra size is
If video-game nerds learn these tricks, they will able to convince more women to consent to rape. YOUR DAUGHTER might agree to let a nerd rape her.
Huniepop's rape tactics vs what the Bible teaches us about dating
The Bible has many stories that teach young men how to pick up women. Pay 50 shekels to her father, for one. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29). Invade her country and take her prisoner (Deuteronomy 21:10-14). Sack the city she lives in, and kill all her male relatives (Numbers 31:15-18). Or Do as Jesus did, stay unmarried, associating only with men and a prostitute or two.
Footnote: On Morality in Media VS Men's Health magazine
It is a well-known fact that homosexuals masturbate with "bodybuilding" and "health" magazines. These "beefcake" magazines have been infiltrated into school libraries: proof that the homosexuals are targeting your children!
To make things worse, Men's Health magazine gives advice on how to please women. Providing sexual pleasure is a trick often used by rapists to gain the consent of their victims.
"Satisfy her with Science"? The Bible does NOT call for science in the bedroom. Or satisfied women.
BREAKING NEWS! Steam, the Walmart of online video game distribution...just contacted several videogame developers asking them to cover sexually graphic content in their games on Steam or face delisting. This sudden action by Valve, parent company of Steam, comes after a two-year aggressive campaign by the National Center on Sexual Exploitation, including the listing of Steam on the 2018 Dirty Dozen List.
National Center on Sexual Exploitation is a front group of Morality In Media. The "Dirty Dozen" is a list of the worst pornographers in the world, such as Men's Health Magazine. *Steam is an online video game store where any child with a credit card can learn about dating.
Let's give ourselves a quick pat on the back and then see what lessons we can learn from this victory.
1. First of all, it's easy for True Christians to disguise ourselves as feminists. Just learn a bit of rhetoric, a few buzzwords really. Journalists never do research beyond twitter, so your cover will never get blown.
2. Carefully target small niche developers. No, that's not bullying, it's just smart tactics.
3. Vote Republican in midterms. A special thank you to the taxpayers who paid Morality In Media $300,000, and to Virginia voters who gave us the Republican Congressman that snuck in that earmark.
4. Keep an eye on the enemy: the nerds have a petition here.
What we're up against
The most popular game to be targeted is called "HuniePop", a combination of Tetris and a dating simulation.
Some of the brutal date-rape tactics taught by Huniepop, USED BY ACTUAL RAPISTS:
Players learn not to take a girl home until at least their fifth date Players learn not to give her drinks unless she wants to drink Players learn to pay attention to what she says, and be genuinely interested in her. If you ask her the same question twice, or forget what she said, it will be hard to make her consent to being raped. Players learn not to ask shy women what their bra size isIf video-game nerds learn these tricks, they will able to convince more women to consent to rape. YOUR DAUGHTER might agree to let a nerd rape her.
Huniepop's rape tactics vs what the Bible teaches us about dating
The Bible has many stories that teach young men how to pick up women. Pay 50 shekels to her father, for one. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29). Invade her country and take her prisoner (Deuteronomy 21:10-14). Sack the city she lives in, and kill all her male relatives (Numbers 31:15-18). Or Do as Jesus did, stay unmarried, associating only with men and a prostitute or two.
Footnote: On Morality in Media VS Men's Health magazine
It is a well-known fact that homosexuals masturbate with "bodybuilding" and "health" magazines. These "beefcake" magazines have been infiltrated into school libraries: proof that the homosexuals are targeting your children!
To make things worse, Men's Health magazine gives advice on how to please women. Providing sexual pleasure is a trick often used by rapists to gain the consent of their victims.
"Satisfy her with Science"? The Bible does NOT call for science in the bedroom. Or satisfied women.
I think I'll stay over on the funner side of Steam (Stormworks, Terraria, Subnaunica, ect.) And not... this... side. Glad they're removing these games tbh.
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